Chris Pratt Is Single
Chris Pratt Is Single


Chris Pratt announced on Facebook that he and Anna Faris are separating after eight years of marriage. Pratt was so broken up about it, his announcement took three sentences.


Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. …

Posted by Chris Pratt on Sunday, August 6, 2017


This actually took longer than I had initially expected. I thought this was gonna come after Jurassic World to be honest. In 2009, Chris Pratt was fat gay playing a dumbass on a TV show. In 2017, he’s a ripped international movie star with a star on Hollywood Walk Of Fame. You can’t really wake up to Anna Faris every morning after that. That’s just basic man science.


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Anna Faris is in a Bikini

Anna Faris hit the beach with her new husband this weekend and boy does she look like she’s in love. And, seriously, why wouldn’t she be? She probably didn’t have a choice. I mean it’s obvious he’s some sort of mystical warlock enchanting the ladies with this unmatched physique and professions of love and mystery.

Nice shorts, jackass:

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Anna Faris Dresses Appropriately

I’ve tried, but I really don’t get Anna Faris. Sometimes she looks super cute and sometimes she looks like she has Downs. So, I guess I should thank her for wearing this dress to the LA premiere of Observe and Report last night. That way my penis doesn’t have to concentrate on her face. To be honest, it kinda spoils the mood when he has to worry if she needs to be wearing a special helmet or biting down on a stick.

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House Bunny Premiered Last Night

I rather watch zombies serve my torso at a picnic than see House Bunny, but a lot of hot ass showed up at the premiere last night, and in case you missed it, scouring the Internet for pictures of “hot ass” is kinda my job description. That is, of course, until I can find a way to start getting paid to just think about hot ass. Toddco* has a solid business plan, but apparently potential investors fail to see how masturbating constitutes a core competency. Insolent fools!

* A division of Handsome Industries, Inc.

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Katharine McLink

Paris Hilton makes funny of Lindsay Lohan [Just Jared]
Cindy Crawford breeds pretty children [Dlisted]
Offensive Coke ad [College Humor]
Lindsay Lohan is screwed [Hollywood Rag]
Ashlee Simpson looks generic [Popsugar]
Carmen Electra does Fergie [Hollywood Tuna]
Mandy Moore is vampy [Egotastic]
Chuck Norris had plastic surgery [City Rag]
Avril Lavigne runs around naked and drunk [Popoholic]
More of Anne Hathaway‘s boobs and boyfriend (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jordan (Katie Price) flashes her panties (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Rgis and Kathie Lee reunite [ASL]
Keira Knightley does Elle magazine [Horny Oyster]
Bye Bye Bye (Mission Man Band) [Pajiba]

Katharine McPhee, Anna Faris, and Rumer Willis on the set of House Bunny:

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Jessica Biel Premiered Last Night

It’s Friday the 13th so it’s technically a special occasion, and that usually means pictures of Jessica Biel. Specifically, pictures of Jessica Biel at the premiere of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. After the premiere, Jess (that’s what I like to call her) and I enjoyed a simple candlelit dinner, nothing fancy. I had to eat mine outside and stare at her through the glass, but she seemed to scream with joy when she opened the present I got her. She was so excited, she even called the police to come and see it. I really hope she liked the heart. That homeless guy seemed pretty attached to it.

Anna Faris:

Katharine McPhee:

Emmanuelle Chriqui:

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