The disgraced reality star’s long-suffering wife, Anna, reportedly believes she is expecting after an overnight visit to her troubled hubby’s rehab facility.
You know what Jesus would want? Visiting your husband in a sex rehab after he spent your babies money to bang a porn star then letting him blow inside you.
“Anna announced that she thinks she is pregnant again,” a family insider told Life & Style. “She believes the baby is a sign that God has forgiven Josh for his many sins, and she’s vowed to stand by her husband.”
Yeah, all glory to God and whatnot, you dumb bitch. If Jesus comes back, I hope he shows you how to use a computer so you can apply for college online.
Anna Duggar still hasn’t filed for divorce from Josh Duggar after his family lied to her about molesting his sisters. And after he was caught having two Ashley Madison accounts. And after he paid $5,000 to bang a Danica Dillon. And after he sold their house to pay for the lawsuit that Danica Dillon has against him. Because that would make her a bad person and Jesus doesn’t like it when you get divorced. He said so. She’s also not leaving because Jesus told her to have four kids before she turned 28 instead of getting a degree. So now she’s forced to appear in yet another Duggar show to earn money for the parents of the man who ruined her life. God is great.
After appearing in a promo video for the “19 Kids and Counting” spin-off, “Jill & Jessa: Counting On,” Anna Duggar was reportedly forced to appear on the new reality show because of financial troubles…Reports claimed that Anna reluctantly agreed to be part of the new series to earn money for supporting her young children. The 27-year-old mother of four is reportedly having a hard time with her finances now that her husband has to stay at the treatment facility for an unspecified period.
Anna Duggar also recently got tested for STDs. I know she’s hard up for money, so somebody should tell her there’s a place she can go next time that won’t charge her anything. How awesome is that?! And they won’t even tell her it was her fault! So cool! She might get shot and killed while going in the building, but don’t worry! You’ll be dead and you can’t really hear people call you a slut or say that your death was a hoax when you’re dead! And if it is a hoax, guess what?! You’ll be alive again! I guess somewhere in hiding or wherever Obama puts those people. Maybe a tropical island! You might on a tropical island! Fuck yeah!
Phoebe Price did a Christmas card shoot. Josh Duggar could have had this 10 times for $5,000.
Candid pic of assembly line workers at the Duggar Indoctrination Factory. circa 2015
When you’re fueled by fear and punishment to believe in a morally ambivalent magical sky wizard who you think will solve all your problems if you just get on your knees a lot and write enough checks, sometimes you get trampled to death, and sometimes you’re taught that letting Josh Duggar use your uterus to create drones for the Christian Army before you hit 28 is better than evil, worldly desires such as self-worth, a college degree, and being comfortable in a dress. But sometimes you just have to move back in with your parents like Anna Duggar, because as my previous run on sentence suggests, where else is she gonna go? A Buddhist temple? They don’t really like her kind either.
“But Jesus says I have to keep printing these out. What is ‘printing’ is it magic?”
Anna Duggar married Josh Duggar because the Duggars’ lied to her about him molesting his sisters (probably using flash cards). Anna Duggar now refuses to leave him even after he had two paid Ashley Madison accounts and paid $1,500 to bang a porn star. I wonder what mental disease would cause that? I guess we’ll never know.