Someone Paid The One On The Right To Strip

Annalynne McCord’s been trying to make her sisters happen for a while. Angel McCord got her own piece in Page Six today. From The New York Post:

Annalynne McCord’s equally attractive sister, Angel, upstaged Britney Spears the other night by jumping into a pool in her underwear in front of 170 guests at a Britney-hosted LA dinner for the St. Bernard Project, which helps those still homeless after Hurricane Katrina. Angel offered, “My sister and I grew up in a trailer park — it is important we raise money. And if we get over $15,000, I’ll take off my dress and jump in the pool.” A spy reports, “A guy stood up and said, ‘Done!’ She took off her jewelry, called her friend over to unzip her dress and jumped in” — drawing cheers from Selena Gomez, Hilary Duff and Reggie Bush.

I think Angel McCord mixed up “trailer park” with “kennel club,” but whatever. It’s for a good cause. But if this wasn’t a pool of nuclear waste, that guy’s going to want a refund. And based on the opening line of this article describing Angel as “equally atrractive,” Annalynne McCord deserves a refund too, but from her plastic surgeon.

All images via WENN.

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AnnaLynne McCord and her equally unattractive sister went to some beach this weekend, and Angel’s nipple must be like Stephen Hawkins’ legs, because she spent about twenty minutes trying to adjust her top with her tit hanging out. I realize this is supposed to be sexy, but my penis thinks they look like they’re both competing in the swimming portion of a death camp’s triathlon.

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AnnaLynne McCord and her optimistically named sister, Angel, hosted some kind of event last night and oh dear God these chicks are like visual dry heaves. AnnaLynne’s forehead looks like a Nestle Crunch ice cream bar and I’m pretty Angel is waiting for her next round of estrogen shots. Christ, all they need is one more sister and they can tell Macbeth he’s going to be king.

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