It Didn’t Help



Apparently God doesn’t answer big tittied model’s prayers, because Brooklyn Decker was at the US Open on Friday with a courtside seat to see her husband, Andy Roddick, get completely annihilated (6-2, 6-1, 6-3; 22 forehand winners to Roddick’s 0) by Rafael Nadal. And although that may sound really bad, please keep in mind that at least Andy Roddick has never agreed to be in a Jennifer Aniston movie.

These pictures start off really hopeful, but when you get to the end you can tell Brooklyn probably told Andy Roddick she had a headache later that night.

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Brooklyn Decker Got Married

A tennis pro and a swimsuit model fly to Austin, but instead of a punchline resulting in this clear setup for a joke, the two got married:

Andy Roddick married his fiancée, Brooklyn Decker, in a twilight ceremony at his Austin, Texas, home on Friday, PEOPLE has confirmed.

The tennis pro, 26, and the swimsuit model, 21, exchanged vows in an intimate candlelit ceremony before a group of close friends and family.

“They are absolutely perfect for each other,” a family friend tells PEOPLE. “I think they knew that from the moment they met that they were perfect for each other.”

At the ceremony, bridesmaids wore strapless, chocolate-colored gowns, and the setting was decorated with bright, tropical flowers. The bride’s gown was by Vera Wang. Guests – including tennis greats Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi – were also treated to a musical performance by Roddick’s longtime friend, Sir Elton John.

Roddick and Brooklyn met when Andy saw Decker in a swimsuit issue for Sports Illustrated and decided to track down her number. Which isn’t much of a story. If I ended up marrying anyone I was determined to call after seeing them in a scantily-clad magazine spread, I’d have to move to Utah and take up polygamy.

Celebrity polygamy. There’s a goal. Become the world’s first polygamist that only marries celebrities.

Here’s Brooklyn in her bra while she is probably – at this moment – consummating her marriage.

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