Andy Dick got arrested and thrown in jail this morning for sexual battery of a 17 year old girl at a Buffalo Wild Wings. When he was caught, the cops found drugs on him. Shocking. The AP
Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement. When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said. Friends escorted Dick to a truck, which officers stopped at a nearby Sam’s Club, police said. Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said. Dick, 42, was booked at Southwest Detention Center in French Valley on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.”
Andy Dick fits the description of someone who molests underage girls. Creepy looking white guy with a goatee and yellow teeth. Yeah, that looks about right. In Andy’s defense, I heard the girl ordered their new “Rape Me, Andy Dick” sauce, so she was asking for it.
Andy at the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall a few months ago:
Photos: Splash, Andy’s mugshot via The Smoking Gun