Salma Hayek has to explain herself because its 2017 [ Dlisted ]
Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini [ The Superficial ]
Of course Kim Kardashian wore this (NSFW ) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid are Arab activists now [ DrunkenStepfather ]
I made you read a lot today about stuff you can challenge with a meme on Facebook later and I also made you look at Khloe Kardashian. My apologies. So here’s some of your favorite Instagram chicks and their Instagram goings on. Well, that’s not true exactly. They’re actually my favorites and I post them. See how that works on here? Not gonna lie, it’s pretty great.
Katie May wasn’t included because, well, she died.
A town in Sweden is being terrorized by a giant snow dick [ Dlisted ]
Australian Open cameltoe [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Sorry, libtards. Obama made Track Palin beat his girlfriend [ The Superficial ]
Jennifer Lopez’s new implants came out [ Hollywood Tuna ]
It’s pretty cold at The Corrs’ reunion tour (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
This Paula Bulczynska photo shoot is basically just her nipples (NSFW) [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Gigi Hadid competed on MasterChef. And won. [ Reality Tea ]
Jennifer Lawrence is probably dating Captain America [ Cele|bitchy ]
Tip: Invite Adriana Lima to your event. She’ll wear this. [ Moe Jackson ]
Four words: Megan Fox in leggings [ Popoholic ]
Demi Lovato says she plans to take more pictures like this [ The Blemish ]
I let my Anastasia Ashley Fan Club membership run out. My apologies to everyone.
I haven’t posted about Anastasia Ashley
‘s butt in a while, but the massacre has reminded me that life is short and that you can get shot basically anywhere in America, so if my time comes soon, I want to be remembered for doing what I love. That is downloading and editing then posting pictures of Anastasia Ashley’s ass. It knows no race nor religion nor creed and it doesn’t have a felony weapons charge as far as I know. Although it does have coexisting. tan lines. The only crime it’s committed is stealing my heart.
I haven’t posted about my favorite butt in a while, or talked to my favorite butt in a while, because it’s attached to Anastasia Ashley and Anastasia Ashley is posing in bikinis basically all over the world the last few months. I mean, what country wouldn’t want to give her butt a permanent visa? I can’t think of one. Maybe North Korea. Or maybe Layne Bryant. Maybe if they put her butt on the American flag, I’d fly it in my yard. And instead of placing and hands over our hearts at football games we can place them over our dicks. I think this is more in line with what our forefathers were all about. Probably second to slavery.
You could reasonably make the argument that there’s more pictures of Anastasia Ashley‘s butt than there are pictures of cats online, and that’s cool, because cats don’t have a butt like Anastasia Ashley. Cats don’t really have butts but rather an asshole that they’ll gladly show you at any time. Another difference is that cats aren’t sexually attractive at all unless you’re a pharaoh and I don’t think those exist anymore. I find that people find dogs more sexually attractive, especially in Florida. I guess my point here is that here’s a bunch of pictures of Anastasia Ashley’s butt. Not really why you’re still reading all this.
Cindy Crawford is braless at the beach (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
What is happening here? Dlisted
Is this Jared Leto’s Joker voice? The Superficial
Sarah M. GOOD LAWD Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus is a lunatic Drunken Stepfather
Selena Gomez has gained some weight Popoholic
Foreign movie titles are way more accurate The Chive
Julia Pereira is amazing Celebslam
The wind wants you to see Claudia Romani’s thong (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Alysa Milano just pops it out anywhere Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ dad chose her new boyfriend Dlisted
Cailin Russo is perfecttion Hollywood Tuna
Nick Jonas will burn in hell The Superficial
Anna Kendrick is still talking about how not pretty she is Fishwrapper
Amanda Bynes has reached a new level of crazy Celebslam
Jenna Malone had some wardrobe issue Moe Jackson
Hey, we had Miley Cyrus and Avril Lavigne and domestic violence, so here’s Anastasia Ashley taking a bikini selfie and Anastasia Ashley in a video for Maxim. So basically it’s a lot of Anastasia Ashley. And that’s always a good thing, unless “Anastasia Ashley” means “ebola” in some language that I’m not familiar with.