Ashley Graham Just Went In On Amy Schumer’s ‘Plus Size’ Bullshit
Ashley Graham Just Went In On Amy Schumer’s ‘Plus Size’ Bullshit


Amy Schumer loves the Instagram likes from preaching body positivity and shooting down “trolls” who don’t think she looks great, but she’ll have an unhinged meltdown if you dare mention her with other women who are proud to be called “plus-sized”. Ashley Graham is not here for that today. 

“I can see both sides, but Amy talks about being a big girl in the industry,” Graham told Cosmo. “You thrive on being a big girl, but when you’re grouped in with us, you’re not happy about it? That, to me, felt like a double standard.”

Full disclosure: I’ve never wanted to have sex with Ashley Graham until this very moment. I’d have sex with her so hard. Not sure if I want her on top though. Don’t want my life in danger. Baby steps.


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Amy Schumer Did This For Gun Safety
 

Today please #wearorange for gun safety! #everytown

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Not entirely sure why Amy Schumer immediately thought to take off her panties for a post about gun safety, but she did, so that’s something I should probably post about. I hope this means Amy Schumer is happy with her body now. That would cool. It would be cool because we won’t have to hear about it anymore. That can’t be more exhausting than exercising. That, and being a miserable person has to take a lot out of her. But I agree with her platform. If you have a firearm, you should utilize proper gun safety. Whoa, you took a NRA course online? Dude, sorry. Didn’t realize that. You could probably take Wyatt Earp now. Just let me go ahead and get out of your way. Badass coming through lol

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Amy Schumer Put Deodorant On Her Thighs For The MET Gala & Links

No chafe #nothighgapnoproblem

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Amy Schumer Won’t Take Selfies With Fans Anymore, You Guys
Amy Schumer Won’t Take Selfies With Fans Anymore, You Guys




Amy Schumer had a meltdown when Glamour kinda called her “plus-sized” (which she clearly is), and she had another meltdown yesterday when some dude in Greenville, SC wanted to take a selfie. I’ll let Amy explain.


She comes across like Trump supporter talking about Muslims/Mexicans/black people/women here, but if you think you’re too important to take selfies with fans, just say that. Because one thing I don’t do when someone “scares the shit out of me” is to take a picture of them. You can check out the video the dude posted here and you’ll see that Amy Schumer doesn’t look like shit was just scared out of her body. Her body is in workout clothes, so I’m assuming that’s why she asked him to delete it. Probably for the best. I’m guessing she’ll take the same stance when paparazzi are screaming at her on the red carpet like they do everyone else. Or not since she won’t be in workout clothes and we see this issue for what it actually is. Great work, team!

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Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’
Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’


Somebody who fell into a coma at any time in history could wake up today, see Amy Schumer, and say, “yeah, chick likes to eat”. Or you can take a cursory look at her show. Or any of her commercials. Or her standup specials. Or basically any picture to draw that same conclusion. Apparently Amy Schumer doesn’t know that because Glamour included her in their “Chic at any size” issue (hey, look who’s on the cover) and now she’s sad. 

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Comedy Central Hates Amy Schumer
Comedy Central Hates Amy Schumer


Radar Online dropped this story five hours ago, and now it’s mysteriously vanished. You be the judge. Anyway, here’s what it’s like dealing with Amy Schumer when she’s doing promos for Comedy Central. 

According to the insider, a Comedy Central marketing executive bore the brunt of the 34-year-old comedian’s tirade. “He was on the receiving end of a number of earfuls from Amy during the process,” noted the insider. “At one point he made a suggestion for something Amy should say and she flipped out.” “Are you retarded? No, I’m really asking, are you retarded?” the insider claims Schumer blasted, before adding, “Please stop talking. Do not talk again.” Because of Schumer’s actions, “No one in Comedy Central’s marketing department likes dealing with her anymore and it’s gotten to the point where the situation’s not funny at all,” noted the insider. “She’s worse than anyone else I’ve ever dealt with,” said the insider. “She’s just mean.”

I never really understood the whole Amy Schumer thing. Maybe it’s because I don’t have a vagina. Or because I don’t feel the need to pretend to like something because it’s labeled “feminist”. Or maybe because I know people in NYC who know her. Like this story. 100% true. Or the fact if you want to approach her after a gig, her assistant has to vet you. If you aren’t connected or have the ability to advance her career, she won’t bother. Or the time she almost got sued for breach of contract by a Jersey comedy club because she kept cancelling her headlining gigs because she thought she was “too high profile” even though headliners like Bill Burr do them. Ever notice how her standup isn’t really that funny? Yeah, that’s because all the Inside Amy Schumer sketches are written by other people. Mostly dudes. You know, girl power. Or the fact that her ex, Anthony Jeselnik, gave her her big break on the Roseanne/Sheen roasts and now she acts like he doesn’t exist. Or that fact that she did a she did a bunch of  “bringer shows” to break out at Gotham. Those are basically scams where they don’t let you perform unless you bring X amount of audience members who are willing to pay 3x the normal ticket value, plus a 2-drink minimum and automatic 18% gratuity to see you. You know who could afford that? Her wealthy Upper West Side family.  And when your cousin is a senator in New York City, comedy clubs tend to be nicer to you. And watch any of her interviews. Pick one. You’ll hear like one of the same three rehearsed  anecdotes in every one. Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Amy Schumer Is Topless In The Pirelli Calendar
Amy Schumer Is Topless In The Pirelli Calendar


I guess Amy Schumer topless in the Pirelli Calendar is supposed to represent female empowerment or a positive body image message or something like that. If she wants to take her top off, hey, go for it. I just wish she’d put the top back on that jar of mayonnaise that I assume is immediately just out of frame.

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Three People Died Because They Went To See ‘Trainwreck’

Inside Amy Schumer is probably the hottest new feminist show written by a man, but Amy Schumer is doing movies now. Her first one is called Trainwreck, and last night a dude walked into a theater in Lafayette, La then killed two people and injured nine others before, of course, killing himself.  I mean, Trainwreck? At least James Holmes had taste.

The victims range in age from their late teens to their 60s, Lafayette Police Chief Jim Craft said. The man did have a criminal record but it was “pretty old,” according to Craft. After the man opened fire, he tried to leave with the people fleeing the theater, Craft said. But investigators believe that he spotted two officers in the parking lot, then turned around and went back into the theater. He then fired a single shot, and officers found him dead inside.

The shooter, John Russell Houser, had wigs and stuff in his car, but it’s unclear if they were powdered, but I assume they were since he was a member of the Tea Party.

Police identified the man responsible for killing at least three people in a Lafayette movie theater Thursday night as 59-year-old John Russell Houser, a “kind of drifter” who had been living in a nearby motel… But Craft says officers “have very little information about Houser” and are still working to determine his motive. He did appear to be a member of the Tea Party—a profile registered in 2013 matches his biographical details.

If the whole “59-year old white man” and “Tea Party” didn’t fully connect the dots, Houser was also a white supremacist and had a special place in his heart for the Westboro Baptist Church. But I guess he was frustrated because it’s hard to convince yourself that you’re a member of the master race when you’re living in a motel in Lafayette. But we shouldn’t jump to conclusions here. He was probably influenced by video games or smoked a lot of marijuana beforehand. For her part, Amy Schumer said what you’re supposed to say after a mass shooting, because if victims and future victims of gun violence need one thing it’s “thoughts and prayers”. Those always seems to work best when you’re shrugging and wringing hands.

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