Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex Stuff
Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex Stuff

 

If you don’t really want to hear what Amber Rose has to say, it’s easy to write her off as a “slut” or “stripper” to keep your fear of women who won’t allow themselves to be subjugated at bay, but when she has an opinion on an issue, it’s pretty much fucking spot on. She also killed Kanye with a single tweet and sent Khloe Kardashian into the ether. Respect. On Friday, during her Loveline with Amber Rose podcast, Rose gave her opinion on the latest Donald Trump mess.

“This is definitely not me sticking up for Donald Trump at all, [but] I do feel like, based on his age, where he came from, the fact that he grew up with a lot of money and a lot of entitlement, that’s probably all he knows. White, privileged, older, f–king rich as f–k,”..“‘I can touch anybody’s p—y I want, I’m Donald Trump. Who the hell is ever going to say no?’”

If you have any critical thinking skills at all, it just takes one time listening to Donald Trump responding to these allegations to understand that this is 100% how he feels. He’s more annoyed that his supporters might not think the women are hot. You know who does that? Narcissists who get caught on hot mics saying they grab pussy whenever they want, then saying the dozen who claimed he did just that are liars.

Then Amber Rose said this. This right here.

“I feel like if Donald Trump — if I was just a regular girl, before I became an activist — came and touched my vagina, I would be scared to tell someone. I would be terrified. I would be like, ‘Donald Trump literally just touched my vagina. Who the f–k do I call? Do I call 9-1-1? Do I call the cop that lives in my neighborhood? Who do I contact? Do I get online and put it on Twitter?”…How do I go about it [so] people literally wouldn’t say, ‘You’re f–king lying. Donald Trump is a millionaire. He doesn’t have to touch your vagina without consent. He could literally f–k whoever he wants’?”

If you don’t understand that last blockquote and how it pertains to victims of sexual assault by powerful men, then either you wish you could grab pussy without recourse or you just hate Hillary too much to understand. Or it it could just be a big media conspiracy to make Trump say these things. You never know!

 

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Amber Rose’s Slut Walk & Links

Caitlin Stasey is topless and vaping  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt reached a custody deal already   [  The Superficial   ]

Simon Cowell‘s dick fell out on UK’s The X Factor  (NSFW)   [  Dlisted  ]

Vanity Fair got Rita Ora in lingerie  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Constance Jablonski  topless for Lui  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Bella Thorne has some short shorts [  Popoholic   ]

Mandy Moore got a sperm tattoo  [  The Blemish  ]

Svetlana Bilyalova will Make Russia Great Again  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Irina Shayk wore this  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Amber Rose  [  IDLY  ]

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Amber Rose Said Taylor Swift Doesn’t Need Time To ‘Let Her Pussy Rest’
Amber Rose Said Taylor Swift Doesn’t Need Time To ‘Let Her Pussy Rest’


Amber Rose was almost charged with Kanye West’s murder, but he came back to life. Kanye’s wife did an interview with GQ and tried to call out Taylor Swift for constantly playing the victim, but Taylor Swift’s PR made sure to bury that with staged pics to announce she was dating Tom Hiddleston. Amber Rose saw those pics. 

I did see that and I think she’s fucking awesome,” Rose said of Swift. “I mean, I don’t know if it’s staged—but that’s how it is! I was on a private beach in Maui—you literally had to drive three hours from the airport to get to this beach—and paparazzi still caught me. I saw it on TMZ the next day and I couldn’t even believe it. I thought that was a safe place, and it was not. I can’t go anywhere in the world. It’s ridiculous.”

THEN THIS:

“I love Taylor, for sure. Absolutely. And I feel like guys do that all the time—they break up and the next day they’re with another girl and nobody really says anything. But with Taylor it’s, you know what, I’m done with Calvin [Harris] and it didn’t work out, so on to the next,” said Rose. “It is because it’s unheard of, and she’s acting very ‘slutty’ and for some reason needs time to ‘let her pussy rest,’” added Rose of Swift. “That’s how people look at it, and it’s just like, hell no! If I’m done, why do I have to sit in the house and be lonely?”

I pretty much agree with every Kardashian/Kanye narrative combo breaker Amber Rose does at all times, and this ain’t no different. Taylor Swift might be more controlling and calculating (and petty) than Satan, but if Calvin Harris was hitting it right she wouldn’t be test driving Tom Hiddleston. That being said, this is a Taylor Swift relationship. Tom Hiddleston has about three months to decide on a table setting until Swift put on ad for a hitman on Tumblr. 


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Amber Rose & Kim Kardashian Are Taking Selfies Together Now. That’s Cool.
 

Tea anyone?

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on



I assume Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian are in all black to mourn the passing of Kanye West, or Kanye forced them to do this. Probably Kris Jenner. Or Amber Rose signed off for Kim to use her likeness on Instagram. There’s so many filters, it might not even be Amber Rose. Could be Jalen Rose. We don’t know.  The key to setting aside differences is to find things you have in common with the other person. In this case, I’d guess it would going to the same Sam’s Club to buy their hand sanitizer. Or the fact that Kim’s sister and brother are now both stepparents to the same kid, and Kanye said he owned Wiz Kalifah’s kid which is Amber Rose’s kid, so that would mean Kim own’s half of Amber’s kid if her and Kanye ever get divorced. It can be a little confusing. No, wait. Sorry. I’m sorry. I forgot this was a reality show. 

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Kanye West Confirms On Twitter He’s A #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
Kanye West Confirms On Twitter He’s A #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch


Like Jesus before him, Kanye West was betrayed and killed in front of friends and family because he didn’t know “kk” meant weed. Unlike Jesus before him, the prostitutes he texted with did not mourn. Also unlike Jesus, he arose a mere two days later to clarify accusations that he likes fingers in his ass.



If you didn’t already know how fragile Kanye’s ego is, he spent two days in the afterlife and the part about his ass is the thing he needed to address. Like, really address. Like he really wants us to know he doesn’t like stuff in his ass. He likes pictures and videos. Since I assume that’s where Kim looks the best. He knows that exes can be mad when you drag their child into something because her ex-husband questioned your choice in album names, but he never lets them play with his ass. He’s doesn’t do that, guys. For real. He stays away from that area all togther because his insecurity would rather him sound like he doesn’t wipe his ass. Kanye, you let a stripper trap you. 


TMZ caught up with Kanye at LAX. His anti-psychotic meds kicked in around the :40 mark.


Kanye has distracted from my creative process. Any word on Twitter if Kendall Jenner likes fingers in her ass? Or anything, really. Lemme know.


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Kanye West (1977 – 2016)
Kanye West (1977 – 2016)






Kanye West is survived by his wife, Kim Kardshian, and a daughter. He is best known for his music, the thing with Taylor Swift, and liking fingers up his ass. RIP. Gone too soon.


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Amber Rose In GQ Says Good Morning, Links
Amber Rose In GQ Says Good Morning, Links

 

Bill Murray is banging this  [ Dlisted ]

Farrah Abraham is slaying this whole motherhood thing [ The Superficial ]

Joanna Krupa knew her nipples were doing this  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Ronda Rousey killin it in SELF  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Daphne Joy has a nice Instagram [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Britney Spears looks cold  [ The Nip Slip ]

 Nicole Scherzinger invested in a push up bra  [ Popoholic ]

Krysten Ritter at the Netflix launch in Madrid [ Moe Jackson ]

Chris Rock is hosting the Oscars   [ The Blemish ]

Rachel Bilson is still adorable [ Celebslam ]

Katharine McPhee in a wet t-shirt   [ Egotastic ]

Amber Rose talks some stuff  [ GQ ]

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Hey There, Amber Rose Being Topless And Whatnot
Hey There, Amber Rose Being Topless And Whatnot

 

Look, say what you want about Amber Rose, but she has a better body than your girlfriend/wife/side piece and every Kardashian/Jenner combined. I don’t count Khloe, because it would be racist to compare Amber Rose to a subspecies of ape. Long story short, Amber is basically flawless from the neck down, but we have a long way to go in this country before her hairstyle choice is accepted. I’m hoping that will happen after I’m dead if that’s cool.

 

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Amber Rose Is Still Better Than You
Amber Rose Is Still Better Than You

 

A slut is just a person who is having more sex than you, so I can understand why some people might be jealous or upset over that then call that person a slut. Apparently, people like to call Amber Rose that. Amber Rose, in turn, gives no fucks.

U Guys Love Slut Shaming Huh? Good. I feed off that shit. #HowtobeAbadBitch

She’s already ripped off Khloe Kardashian’s head and drank the blood spewing from her neck, so now she’s doing the same to randos on the Internet. If I knew a slut who had a body like this, I’d have nothing put nice things to say. I’d also snapchat her a picture of my penis with several emojis.

 

Amber Rose Instagram

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Amber Rose Just Responded To Kanye

The Amber Rose/Khloe Kardashian twitter feud was stuff of legend earlier this week, in which Amber Rose held Khloe’s severed head above the Internet and ate the marrow from her bones before making a necklace out her rib cage. But since it wasn’t Beyonce being attacked, Kanye West took a few days to respond (you can hear the whole interview here). He basically confirmed that Tyga is dating 17-year Kylie Jenner, and seemingly condoned statutory rape by saying Tyga, “got in early”. He also said he daughter, North West, “has a chance to be as voluptuous as Kim”. I guess he’s set aside a trust for the surgeries since he’s already thinking about dat ass on a toddler. A far as Amber goes, Kanye said he had to “take 30 showers” after he dated her. Then Amber replied.

 

I don’t know much about Amber Rose, but I assume she can throw shoryukens in real life.

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