Amanda Seyfried Isn’t Topless, Links

Lady Gaga Should Stop [Fishwrapper]

Sam Faiers Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Justin Bieber Banged Chicks Behind Selena Gomez’s Back By Seducing Them With French Fries [The Superficial]

Jamie Chung Gets Uber Cute And Seriously Leggy [Popoholic]

Ashley Greene Is Starting A Trend That I Could Get Use To [Hollywood Tuna]

Andre Leon Talley Is Not Gay [Dlisted]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Magdalena Frackowiak is another imported Victoria’s Secret model (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Ashton Kutcher inspires the teens [Lainey Gossip]

Gwyneth Paltrow goes braless, makeup-less at Hamptons charity event [Celebitchy]

Ashley Greene vs Lily Collins vs Julianne Hough – ‘The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones’ LA Premiere [Moe Jackson]

The new international trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire [Film Drunk]

So, uh, Madonna's daughter [Celebslam]

Dylan Penn Should Be On Your Radar [COED Magazine]

Courtney Cox Broke Her Wrist in Mexico [The Blemish]

Selena Gomez Thinks Confidence Is Sexy [Evil Beet Gossip]

Rhonda Rousey May Join Fast and Furious 7 [Crave Online]

Justin Bieber got naked for his grandma! WAIT WHAT? [Popbytes]

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Amanda Seyfried Is Hard To Spot, Links

Lana Del Ray Slight Pink Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

All of Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Scenes From ‘The Canyons’ Were Leaked Online [The Superficial]

Jessica Alba Looks Damn Hot And Bootylicious Even In Loose Jeans [Popoholic]

Sylvie Van Der Vaart’s Sweet Bikini Booty [Hollywood Tuna]

Simon Cowell Dumped His Knocked Up Piece 6 Weeks Ago [Dlisted]

Miley Cyrus Is Delusional [Fishwrapper]

Kate Bosworth does InStyle UK (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Prince George of Cambridge’s birth certificate was registered [Lainey Gossip]

Benedict Cumberbatch in the first teaser for ‘Sherlock’ season 3 [Celebitchy]

Olivia Wilde Has Lunch With Her Future In-Laws [Moe Jackson]

The Smurfs 2 cost $105 million to make, completely bombed [Film Drunk]

Sylvie van der Vaart is rather gorgeous [Celebslam]

People To Know About In The Latest MLB Juicing "Scandal" [COED Magazine]

Penelope Cruz’s Directorial Debut Features a Lot of Ass [The Blemish]

ABC Wants More “Grey’s Anatomy” [Evil Beet Gossip]

‘Doctor Who’: Peter Capaldi Is The Twelfth Doctor [Crave Online]

Britney Spears does church with her man David Lucado [Popbytes]

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‘Lovelace’ Has A Trailer


Hey, remember when Lindsay Lohan was gonna play Linda Lovelace in that movie Inferno? That was fun. Good times, good times. Anyway, here's one of her Mean Girls castmates, Amanda Seyfried, as Lovelace in the first trailer for, well, Lovelace. Pretty solid title. For those of you who don't know who Linda Lovelace is, she was a porn actress in the '70's who became an international star for playing a woman who discovers her clitoris in the back of her throat in the classic porn comedy Deep Throat. Then she spent the whole movie blowing a bunch of dudes with huge dongs. However, before that, Linda Lovelace had sex with dogs in a bestiality porn because her husband and manager, Chuck Traynor, was a sociopathic maniac who forced her into prostitution (sometimes at gun point), beat her incessantly, and yeah, made her have sex with a dog. Then after surviving that, she died in 2002 from massive trauma and internal injuries she suffered in a car accident. I assume this won't be the best feel good of the year.

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Amanda Seyfried Says Her Boobs Used To Be Bigger

Since I was born, one of my favorite things have been boobs. My second favorite things is talking about boobs. My third favorite is probably Civil War reeactments, but back to boobs. Amanda Seyfriend did a shoot with Allure and it took her a while to pic out a dress, because she wanted to show off her boobs. The boobs that used to be way bigger until she lost weight. OFF WITH HER HEAD!

Seyfried tried on a lot of dresses at our shoot but ultimately fell in love with this floral one by Zac Posen. "It gave some shape up here—they're assets," she said of the resulting cleavage. She once referred to her breasts in an interview as "sacks of fat," a description that she now reconsiders. "Actually, I saw a picture a couple of days ago from when I was 19, and my boobs were way bigger. They were a D, and now they're a small C, because I lost weight," she says. "There was something so beautiful about the size of them. When I look back, I'm like, Why did I always give myself such a hard time?"

I saw Amanda Seyfried once at The Village Idiot when she was dating Josh Hartnett and she was maybe 5'2" and maybe weighed 100 pounds if you put weights in her hands. She also looked like she was about to tip over at any minute, because he rack was massive. She could also see better than everybody else, because it was really dark inside.

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Hey There, Amanda

Amanda Seyfried attended the 2013 National Board Of Review Awards, whatever the hell that is, looking pretty damn hot. She has gigantic eyes and spends her free time buying dead animals that have been stuffed, she also has gigantic tits and a willingness to show them on camera. So just killed my cat and mailed it to her. She should be calling me any time now.

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Amanda Seyfried Went Shopping

I met Amanda Seyfried in Village Idiot once, and surprisingly, the camera doesn’t add 10 inches to her eyes. They’re big as fuck. But enough about that. She’s in short shorts and bending over. Since she’s part owl, her head might be able to turn all the way around, so that would be creepy I guess. I bet you’re saying to yourself, “But, Todd! She’s as white as Emma Stone! You’re a hypocrite!”. Yes, that might be true. But please keep in mind that Amanda Seyfried has huge tits.

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Amanda Seyfried Seems Excited At The Prospect of Knitting

Here’s Amanda Seyfried outside Knitculture boutique in West Hollywood where she went shopping for knitting supplies. Knitting. She’s 26. And she once bought stuffed dead horse. Because she’s into to taxidermy. And knitting. And taxidermy. And knittAHHHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!!!

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Amanda Seyfried Is Banging Josh Hartnett

Amanda Seyfried‘s eyes would have come in handy in 30 Days Of Night. Us Magazine reports:

Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week. “Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they’ve just been hanging out,” says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend.

This site is for bad jokes and tit pictures, so I’m not trying to blow up anybody’s spot like some sites (ahem), but I could have reported on this last month when I saw Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett in Village Idiot looking like they were about to fuck at any minute. Also, Amanda Seyfried’s eyes look smaller in person. Which is weird because it was really dark in there. I though owl eyes got bigger at night.

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Amanda Seyfried Is Kinda A Weirdo

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Besides her freaky, gigantic eyes and her shockingly creepy love of taxidermy, Amanda Seyfried has huge tits and likes to show them. Therefore, we listen to what she has to say. Like her interview with Glamour

GLAMOUR: Are you going through the, how shall I say, “twenties slut” phase? [Laughs.]
AMANDA SEYFRIED: No! I’m terrified of being promiscuous. I don’t like the feeling you get when it’s not something that you truly want to do, and I hate the emotional abuse you give yourself afterward. It’s just uncomfortable when you’re with somebody and you’re like, “I don’t really know if I’m even comfortable with this. Why did I? Eww!” I think dating can come without sex.

GLAMOUR: You are blowing some minds right now.
AMANDA SEYFRIED: I think that’s a really fun way to do it. Right now I’m happy to not have someone’s naked body around me. Except for my dog’s. [Laughs.]

GLAMOUR: You have said you would never date your In Time costar Justin Timberlake. Why’s that?
AMANDA SEYFRIED: Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to date you.” He seems so perfect, but you get to know him, and he’s a good pal.

GLAMOUR: Have you been thinking at all about kids?
AMANDA SEYFRIED: Oh yeah, I think about kids all the time. I feel like the next person I commit to, that’s going to be the guy who I’m going to have kids with. That’s in my crazy female brain. So that’s why I’m like, “I can’t commit.”

In that blockquote, we learn that Amanda Seyfried is currently asexual but will have children with the next man she meets and possibly something about Justin Timberlake not liking huge breasts but loving shopping and sharing makeup tips. Sorry, Amanda. I’m not sure how else I was supposed to read all that.

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