Amanda Bynes Got Kicked Out Of Fashion School For Weed, Being Weird
Amanda Bynes Got Kicked Out Of Fashion School For Weed, Being Weird

 

The Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Irvine apparently doesn’t have a fall ratchet line coming out.

Amanda Bynes was out of control at her fashion school … showing up high and offering fellow students money to do her homework … and we’re told it got so bad she was kicked out. Several classmates at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Irvine say Amanda has shown big signs of trouble for a while … and various people have told us she often went to class high on weed. Student Rachel Loritz tells TMZ … Amanda often ditched classes … but even when she showed up, she was clearly high, and not good at hiding it … she almost always wore sunglasses and laughed out loud at inappropriate times. We’re told the pendulum would often swing and she would then get in “horrendous arguments.” Rachel says … Amanda paid fellow students to do her homework … and some took her up on it. Rachel says she rejected Amanda’s offer. We’re told Amanda was caught cheating off someone during a test … and when she was called out she threw a fit. Multiple sources tell us Amanda was kicked out of the school last month.

I don’t know what it’s called, but can somebody pull up beside her in a van and jump out then but a bag over head then take her to an undisclosed location that doesn’t have weed but is filled with medical professionals and people who actually care about her well-being? That would be great. Maybe put her in some footie pajamas and heat her up some milk and cookies and maybe a therapy dog. Something. Anything. I wouldn’t let her watch Selfie though because it’s unclear whether or not she’s suicidal.

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Amanda Bynes Is Doing Really Great
Amanda Bynes Is Doing Really Great

 

The last time we talked about Amanda Bynes she was crazy, and since crazy never really goes away, you’ll probably won’t be too surprised to find out that, yes, she’s still pretty crazy.

Amanda Bynes was arrested in Los Angeles Sunday after cops determined she was driving under the influence … and our law enforcement sources say she was on a STIMULANT … but we’re told she has also developed a serious weed problem … again. Here’s what we know — Bynes was driving a Mercedes in the San Fernando Valley when she stopped in the middle of an intersection on Van Nuys Blvd. A CHP officer spotted her and determined she was under the influence. She was taken to the LAPD Van Nuys division where a drug recognition officer determined she was under the influence of a stimulant. According to the incident report … Amanda had a “disheveled” appearance. Amanda was then booked for DUI. She posted $15,000 bail. Amanda has had trouble with mental problems for years now. Her parents had a conservatorship which ended earlier this month and as one source says, “Things started going haywire.” We’re told Amanda has moved out of her parents home and is now living in an Orange County apartment. We’re told she has been smoking weed for weeks and things are bad again.

Amanda was under the influence of the white girl drug of choice.

Amanda Bynes was under the influence of Adderall when she was arrested for DUI … sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … but her problems go much deeper than a criminal case. We’ve learned the Adderall was prescribed by a doctor and she had taken the drug before getting stopped in Van Nuys Sunday and failing multiple field sobriety tests. She was arrested for DUI. Adderall is a stimulant and we’re told Amanda was “out of it” when she was stopped. Fact is … it’s no defense to DUI that the drug in question was prescribed — it’s still operating a vehicle while impaired. But Amanda now faces a probation violation — she’s on probation for reckless driving — and the fact that the drug was prescribed may help her there.

We won’t get into the fact that we’re fighting the wrong war on drugs, because of instead of cartels, America has corporations with shareholders who need you to be a walking zombie and emotionless black hole so they can keep getting their dividend checks. They don’t really cure anything, but as long as you don’t think or feel anything, your chemically altered brain doesn’t really know you have a problem until you drown your kids or shoot up a school. But I guess that’s a risk you take when you criminalize a drug that makes you sit on the couch and binge watch The Blacklist and order one too many pizzas. It would be really easy to make fun of her, but this is pretty sad and the fact her parents either are in denial or just don’t give a shit, is kinda troubling. You know what else is troubling? Tom Brady.

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Amanda Bynes Got Her License Back
Amanda Bynes Got Her License Back

 

I'm gonna be honest with you. This isn't the best news I've heard today.

In another sign she's on the road to recovery, Amanda Bynes is legally allowed to drive again, DMV records show. Bynes, 28, whose license was suspended after two hit-and-run charges and a DUI arrest in 2012, was spotted driving a black BMW with her father last Sunday around Los Angeles.

Amanda Bynes' mom is in denial about her mental issues and now she's free to drive around with unchecked crazy. Awesome. So if you're driving in LA and see a black BMW, just abandon your car and run. Run as fast as you can. Then maybe hide in a ditch. Or just go into a Coffee Bean. Don't let her make you live your life in fear.

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Amanda Bynes’ Mom Took Her Off Her Meds. Awesome.
Amanda Bynes’ Mom Took Her Off Her Meds. Awesome.

 

Despite being diagnosed by medical professionals as schizophrenic and bipolar, because people who wander around in wigs and soak dogs in gasoline might not have the best grip on their mental faculties, Amanda Bynes' mother has taken her completely off her medication, because she claims the only problem her daughter has is….I don't know if I can type this…she claims the only problem her daughter has is weed. Weed. Her only problem is weed. Sigh.

Amanda Bynes' mother just came out publicly and said her daughter does NOT suffer from Schizophrenia or bipolar disorder — she says the only problem Amanda had was weed – but multiple sources tell TMZ … that's just NOT true. Amanda's mom says all her her daughter's problems emanated from marijuana, and she is now weed-free, so Amanda is off ALL medications.  Lynn Bynes says, "She has no mental illness whatsoever." We made the rounds again Wednesday … and everyone we spoke with stands firm — Amanda does suffer from Schizophrenia and Bipolarity.  Beyond our sources, there's documented proof of mental illness.

– Amanda was placed on an LPS Hold last year after a judge heard evidence in the psychiatric hospital where she was being held.  According to California law, someone can be placed on an LPS Hold only when the person remains "gravely disabled as the result of a mental disorder or impairment by chronic alcoholism."  As we reported, doctors presented evidence of grave mental illness.

Amanda's mom won a temporary conservatorship after a court-appointed investigator determined Amanda was severely mentally ill.  The judge granted the conservatorship order not too long after Amanda soaked her dog in gasoline and almost lit it on fire.

Look, I've smoked a lot of weed in my life, and the only things I've wanted to do was listen to music, have sex, and order pizza then fall asleep. Not even that order. I distinctly remember not trying to Joan of Arc my neighbor's dog because of the voices in my head. I stopped making fun of Amanda Bynes a while ago because it quickly became apparent that she was suffering from a severe mental illness, so maybe we should make her marijuana mandatory. And maybe slap her mother. But not when you're high though. You might end up hugging her instead and asking her what she likes on her burrito. Trust me, it'll seem like important information to know at the time.

 

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Amanda Bynes Is Doing Great
Amanda Bynes Is Doing Great

 

Amanda Bynes' Twitter bio says she's a fashion student now, so here's her first spring break pic. Wait, didn't she have her brak a while back? Haha, I kid, I kid. You get it? Because she was admitted to a psychiatric hospital? Anyway, I've seen worse asses and she looks pretty happy. Maybe she believes Drake is in the chair beside her. Don't say anything. Let her have her moment.

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Amanda Bynes Is An Artist
Amanda Bynes Is An Artist

 

I'm not sure how I missed this, but apparently psychiatic hospitals don't have very good art departments, because Amanda Bynes drew a self-portrait and posted it on Twitter. At least I think it's a self-portrait. She doesn't really specify. It could be Lana Del Rey or Matthew McConaughey. I guess we'll never really because she can't draw for shit.

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Amanda Bynes Is Too Crazy To Appear In Court

Amanda Bynes is due on court to face charges for tossing a bong out of her window, but she's super crazy so it's gonna be a while.  Page Six reports:

A lawyer for troubled ex-child star Amanda Bynes told a judge Thursday that the pot-loving party girl would not be able to appear in court in New York for up to 18 months while she gets psychiatric treatment in California. “A year to 18 months” replied Gerald Shargel, Byne’s lawyer, when Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Diana Boyar asked when Bynes could be ready to face charges lodged after she tossed a bong out of the 36th-floor window of her West Side pad last May. “She’s in a hospital in California. It’s uncertain when she will be released. Obviously she is being treated there,” he said, adding that he hopes to settle the criminal case before then. “We are in touch with the district attorneys office and we hope to resolve this by Dec 5th,” Byne’s next court date, he said. He also asked that the court to not issue a bench warrant for Byne’s arrest for not showing up.

Now that Det. Olivia Benson is free, she needs to call Stabler so they can handle this? We have her DNA at the scene, what's the hold up? Oh, Stabler is probably has family drama and Benson heard a loud noise and her PTSD flared up.

 

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Drake Says Amanda Bynes Is “Weird And Disturbing”
Drake Says Amanda Bynes Is “Weird And Disturbing”

 

One of the first signs we had that Amanda Bynes was insane, is when she tweeted, "I want Drake would murder my vagina" a few months ago. Drake never replied or even mentioned it, until his recent interview with something called XXL:

I don’t even know who that is doing that or what that’s about. If that is her, I guess it’s a little weird and disturbing. It’s obviously a behavioral pattern that is way bigger than me. Whoever is behind it, whether it’s her or somebody else, they know people are paying attention so they keep it going.

If we can be honest here, Drake looks like he went to Usher's house as an infant and stayed at the bottom of the pool for a few minutes too long before paramedics rescued him, but what he says makes a lot of sense if you read as a person with his head up his ass. "I don’t even know who that is doing that or what that’s about"? Come again? I can't hear you over your attempt to sound intelligent.

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Amanda Bynes Says Her Meds Are Working Already
Amanda Bynes Says Her Meds Are Working Already

 

Amanda Bynes is desperately trying to get out of the psychiatric hospital, so surprise! The meds she just started taking have somehow magically cured her! Just another Jesus miracle, my friends. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes is doing remarkably better … she's stabilized, not hearing voices and it's all because of a cocktail … TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … doctors at the psychiatric hospital where she's being held have given her a combination of meds — referred to as a cocktail — to control what appears to be schizophrenia. Our sources say Amanda responded quickly and dramatically.  We're told in the last 3 days, Amanda has stopped talking to herself and stopped insulting people. To the contrary, we're told she's become downright polite, even saying "please" and "thank you."  She has shown no signs of violence. The progress is all the more stunning because these cocktails are notoriously difficult to gauge — getting the right combination of meds with the right doses is something of a crap shoot.  Our sources say the meds take 7 to 10 days to fully kick in, so they're not declaring victory yet, but they're optimistic. But there's an ironic twist.  Amanda is scheduled to have a court hearing today … where she's trying to get out of the psych hospital. The fact that she's doing better can actually help her case, but we're told doctors are confident the judge will not let her out for several reasons.

Based solely on all the white girls I know, psychotrpic drugs take at least two weeks to kick in, so it's pretty safe to say Amanda Bynes is lying. I mean, she once called my airbrused t-shirt of Ashley Greene riding a unicorn naked "ugly", so it's obvious she can't be trusted.

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Amanda Bynes Will Not Go Quietly Into The Crazy
Amanda Bynes Will Not Go Quietly Into The Crazy

 

A judge granted Amanda Bynes' parents' request to extended her stay under psychiatric hold so they could get a conservatorship, but apparently Amanda Bynes hasn't been drawing pentagarams on the walls or talking to roaches about drones while she's been in there. She's been talking to her lawyer.  TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes will not go down without a fight … because her lawyer just filed legal docs asking for an emergency hearing to let her loose from the psych ward … TMZ has learned. Amanda's lawyer just filed a motion asking the judge to release her from the 2-week forced hospitalization a judge approved Thursday. There will be a hearing before a judge at the psych ward today at 2PM PT, challenging yesterday's 2-week extension, and Amanda will be present.

Meanwhile Amanda's parents showed up in court this morning in their attempt to win a temporary conservatorship, but they got shut down — at least temporarily. The judge said there was no need to rush things because Amanda is already being held for 2 weeks. The judge wants certain things to happen before he rules on a conservatorship:

 – He wants a one-on-one with Amanda.

– He wants the lawyer he appointed to rep Amanda to interview her and then come up with a recommendation.

– He wants to hear from Amanda's doctors.

– He wants to see the police file on "the incident" — sources have told us the incident in question is the driveway fire.

 

Meanwhile, her parents say she's a delusional drug addict who is wasting perfectly good money they could be spending instead:

Amanda's parents filed papers in an attempt to win a temporary conservatorship.  In the docs, they say Amanda has become "extremely paranoid about being watched," and she covers smoke alarms with towels and tapes windows shut to prevent cameras from shooting her. The parents go on — Amanda has "profound issues with her body image" and is "obsessed with the fact that she (and others) are ugly." The parents say Amanda had $4 million in the bank, but is blowing a huge amount of cash — she spent $1.2 mil in a very short amount of time.  Amanda withdrew $100k on June 4 and another $100k on July 2 and the parents have no idea where the money went, but they mention they believe she spends "a substantial amount" for marijuana and other illegal substances. The parents say Amanda doesn't connect with reality, telling them she "cabbed it" from New York to L.A.  The parents believe she's homeless.

I'm not a doctor, but it should be obvious to everyone Amanda Bynes is schizophrenic with body dysmorphia. And that was obvious to me a while ago. But apparently her parents were fine with all that as long as she balanced her checkbook. I'm surprised they don't teach parenting classes. They obviously have a lot of things to share with the world.

 


 
 

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