Alyssa Milano Has A Sex Tape

 

I realize this is 20 years too late and not what we had in mind, but Alyssa Milano made a sex tape for Funny or Die. We also learn about Syria, and that's pretty sexy when you think about it. I like a woman who can stimulate my mind as well as my boHAHAHHAHA jk look at her boobs.

 

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Alyssa Milano Might Be Pregnant



Alyssa Milano showed up to the Horrible Bosses premiere last night, and in case you didn’t know she’s pregnant with donkey triplets. No wait, a dragon. That’s it. A dragon. At least I think it’s a dragon. What else could it be? If it’s not a dragon then…then…oh my God! Wh…WHAT THE HELL IS IT??!!??

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Being Haitian Is Lucrative



With 40% of it’s national annual budget coming from foreign aid (The U.S. of course being the largest donor) and it’s external debt of $1.3 billion being forgiven by the World Bank in 2005, 80% of the Haitian population lives below the poverty level with a 65.9% literacy rate. They’re apparently not to great with money either, because when they had an earthquake, guess what they needed more of? I bet you’ll never guess! Us Magazine reports:
The victims of Haiti’s devastating earthquake are getting a major, major leg up from Hollywood and the general public worldwide. By Saturday evening, Friday’s all-star “Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief” telethon has raised more than $57 million! [UPDATE: $58M as of today] That sets a new record for donations made by the public through a disaster relief telethon — and the money keeps coming in from around the world. The impressive preliminary figures account for donations made via phone, online and mobile; iTunes sales and large corporate donations are still being tallied.

Please keep in mind that the chief exports of Haiti are Wyclef Jean and zombies, so I’m not sure there was hope for Haiti before the earthquake. Not really sure what they’re expecting now. Pumping in millions of dollars hasn’t worked so far, so what’s rebuilding gonna do? Oh, I know, rebuilding means celebrities can go on television and pretend to care and you can get a wristband and a bumper sticker. And really, why wouldn’t you want to do that? Texting $10 to help a guy with a car door for a roof is way more cooler than buying groceries for a family in Detroit. Telling your friends about the displaced family in Michelle Obama’s Red Cross commercial will make you look way more important than telling them about the displaced family you saw on your way to work. Sending a card to a man with an amputated leg in Haiti is way more trendy than sending one to an Iraq veteran in Walter Reed. Because screw that guy. If if he wasn’t trying to diffuse that car bomb, he’d still have a leg!

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Alinka Milano

Carrie Underwood says Tony Romo still calls her [Dlisted]
Maria Menounos is a disaster [Hollywood Tuna]
Jamie Foxx and his Nazi boogie board (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Play Kim Kardashian ass detective [City Rag]
Sophia Bush’s annoying airplane flight [Just Jared]
Lindsay Lohan finally seen without her boy-girlfriend [Popsugar]
Classic Bernie Mac Stuff [College Humor]
Meet the new Lara Croft model [Hollywood Rag]
Halle Berry lingerie outtakes [Popoholic]
Katie Holmes is still wearing those stupid looking jeans [Lainey Gossip]
Melissa Theuriau’s pregnant boobies [Egotastic]
Adrian Grenier and Isabel Lucas broke up [ASL]
Blake Lively nip slip (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
But Son, Always Serve Wine (Bottle Shock) [Pajiba]

Oldie but goodie – Alyssa Milano‘s 1998 photoshoot for Maxim:

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Alyssa Milano is Naked, Old




Sarah Jessica Parker is heinous and really needs to get off the main page, so here are Alyssa Milano’s boobs to help that process along. These are from 1993, so I hope that’s not an issue for you. If so, why pressure ourselves? Not everybody likes looking at boobs, we can discuss other things from 1993. In fact, I think the second Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty really worked because it banned the use of ICBMs, which put a premium on striking first. Thoughts?

Thanks to Ray and his creepy Samantha Micelli fetish.

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Alyssa Milano is Furry



Alyssa Milano has always been hot, and here she is last night at the 33 Club, still hot. And those boobs … they’re beautiful, and perky and aren’t Britney’s pizza slices. Then we scroll down and holy shit, those arms. Do they make combs for that? Or conditioner? I mean, I’m not a hairstylist, but I think maybe a nice part somewhere, or French twists would have been pretty. And if she was feeling sassy she should have gone with cornrows.

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