Allison Williams Got Her Ass Licked on The Premiere Of ‘Girls’

Girls is a show about insufferable sociopaths and a bunch of ugly chicks and one kinda hot one. I haven’t watched since season 1, but it looks like they’ve run out of ways to plausibly make dude characters want to see Lena Dunham naked, so they had a “shocking” sex scene during last night’s premiere. And by “shocking” they mean “Marnie gets bent over a sink and has her asshole licked”. What’s really shocking is dudes who don’t do that or chicks who are freaked out by it? I mean, it’s fine, but why don’t you go have sex in a cemetery, so you can fit in with everybody there. 

 

See the screencap and video below if you want. It’s a free country.

 

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Allison Williams Is Peter Pan In NBC’s, Well, “Peter Pan Live!”
Allison Williams Is Peter Pan In NBC’s, Well, “Peter Pan Live!”

 

Here’s the first image of Girls star Allison Williams as Peter Pan in NBC’s upcoming Peter Pan Live! that will air on December 4th. First, did we learn nothing from The Sound of Music Live? Second, Julie Andrews already did this 38 years ago, so try not to panic when you realize “Allison” is a girl’s name and “Peter” is a boy’s name. Take a deep breath, it’ll all be okay.  Remember when you freaked out when you first heard the news that white, British actor Christian Bale was cast as Moses? Same thing. It becomes less stressful when you realize Peter Pan and Moses are both fictional characters.

 

 

WEEEEEE!!!!!

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Allison Williams Is Still Wearing Clothes
Allison Williams Is Still Wearing Clothes

Here's Allison Williams filming season 3 of Girls, and as you can cleary see, she's still not naked. This is important, because every character you don't want to see naked on the show is always naked, and the character you never want to see naked (Hannah) is always naked. Allison Williams is never naked. Why is this? Lena Dunham probably had that written into her contract, because if she didn't, the show wouldn't be about her anymore. And we all know how Lena Dunham feels about the world not revolving around her. It gives her the sads

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