It’s not 1993, so I’d rather eat meat naked than see Alicia Silverstone naked, but here she is for PETA. PETA who will probably dispose of more animals than the rest of us combined on Thanksgiving. If you really wanted me to become a vegetarian, you’re gonna have to bring more to the table than Alicia Silverstone. May I suggest this or this. Either or. Or both. I’ll just need like a 10 min break.
See the pic that will still make you want hamburgers below (NSFW):
Even though it’s not 1995, PETA is featuring a naked Alicia Silverstone in a new vegetarian campaign. On the PETA website, Silverstone says:
Like most people, I wasn’t always a vegetarian, but I’ve always loved animals. If you ever have a chance to meet a cow, pig, turkey, or goat, you will see that they are just as cute and funny as your dogs and cats and that they, too, want to live and feel love…Being vegan truly is the secret to my life’s joy and peace. I feel physically and spiritually better than I could have ever imagined knowing that I am doing everything I can to reduce animal suffering with simple lifestyle choices like being vegan, never wearing any products made from animals (like wool and leather), and buying only from companies that NEVER test their products or ingredients on animals.”
Silverstone said she’s a vegetarian and a vegan in the same paragraph, so who knows what she thinks. Maybe she thinks eating animal crackers is bad, I’m not sure. I’d just really like to know why every celebrity has to get naked to say they don’t eat meat. Can’t they just say, “I don’t eat meat?” Do I really have to see Pamela Anderson and Alicia Silverstone? If so, let me know ahead of time. I don’t want to put this steak on the grill too early.
This is Alicia Silverstone leaving the Ken Paves salon the other day with a face full of gross. Celebrity Babylon reports:
Her skin was terrible,” says our snapper, “and half the photogs out there were waiting for Eva Longoria to come out, and they had no idea that was really Alicia!” The actress prides herself on her strict vegetarian diet, and exercise routine, but it seems to have had an adverse reaction to her skin!”
Ken Paves is that skinny dork who’s Jessica Simpson’s BFF and responsible for making Jessica look like perpetual shit, so it’s no surprise Alicia looked like this leaving his salon. Jessica is also famous for having a wicked case of acne, so apparently that’s contagious, too. If she sticks around Jessica Simpson’s people a little longer, maybe Alicia will also be lucky enough to grow a penis, a giant hump nose and get molested by Jessica’s dad.