Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, Links
Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, Links


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Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, Links
Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, Links


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Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, Links
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Alice Goodwin Has An Instagram

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.


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Alice Goodwin Makes Good Videos

Alice Goodwin is a model from England, so she’s legally required to have a massive rack and put that massive rack in the smallest bra possible then film it for ZOO. Why hasn’t Mitt Romney made her his 8th wife yet? She looks like she can have 5 sons pretty easily.

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Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning

There has been an unforgivable absence of British chicks with massive tits on the site for far too long now, so here's Alice Goodwin in a shoot for quite possibly the greatest site in the world, ZOO. Honestly, I don't know what's going on over there with that site. I mean, didn't we win the Revolutionary War? Walk outside and look around. Then go back to ZOO. It surely doesn't look like it to me.


Note: I have a friend who knows Alice Goodwin, and I'm trying to work out a thing where I bang her. So far, no calls have been returned. She's probably busy and it just slipped her mind I bet.

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Alice Goodwin And Sammy Braddy Say Good Afternoon
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I realize that this is supposed to be a celebrity gossip site, but according to Google, it's also a place to look at titties. And thanks to Alice Goodwin and Sammy Fraddy, there's enough titties in this post to make a Titty Mountain that Haitian babies can climb and not go hungry. Or enough titties to question my recent conversion to an ass man. DAMN YOU, TITTIES!!


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Alice Goodwin Has The Greatest Calendar In The History Of Calendars
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You ever heard that story of the mother who lifted up the corner of a car because her baby was trapped underneath it? Now replace "the mother" with "Todd's penis".


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God Save The Queen

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Since England can’t even beat America at soccer (football is played Fri-Sunday in the fall, soccer is played by frolicking lads in shorts), I hope these pictures of Alice Goodwin and her damn near perfect rack will help you get through this crushing defeat. Which reminds me, Alice Goodwin has no discernible talent except taking off her shirt. Yet she’s famous and on the cover of magazines. So if you’re reading this, and your bras can only get to B in the alphabet, you might want to consider implants. No, no, I’m sure you’re a beautiful person and everyone loves the scrapbooks of your cats, but seriously get implants. If you walk into a bar with anything less, you’ll be like Michael J. Fox trying to find a beer pong partner or a black guy signing up for Mathletes. Sure, you may get to live your dream eventually, just please know that you’ll be waiting a while.


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