So Here’s Alexander Skarsgard Naked At The South Pole
So Here’s Alexander Skarsgard Naked At The South Pole

 

Not really sure what's going on here, but I can assume Alexander Skarsgard doesn't have a north pole. Haha, north pole. Get it? Because it's very cold so his penis is probably really small here because of the cold. You see, penises shrink in cold weather. Damn, Todd! Keep 'em comin'!

 

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Amanda Seyfried Is Heartbroken

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In the April issue of Elle, Amanda Seyfried opens up (no, only figuratively. because she has a movie coming out) about how actor Dominic Cooper broke her heart (um, okay) and how Ryan Phillippe is helping her vagina through it all. People reports:

Amanda Seyfried may be “very much a couple” with Ryan Phillippe these days, but moving on from her relationship with ex Dominic Cooper wasn’t an easy thing to do. “I got my heart broken pretty hard,” Seyfried, 25, says in the April issue of Elle magazine. “After that, it’s really hard to open myself up to a new person. Really hard.” The actress, who dated Mamma Mia! costar Cooper for more than three years, says she was initially hurt because he was still involved with someone else. “I was just kind of foolishly thinking that the two of them were done and Dom and I were involved,” says Seyfried, who split temporarily with Cooper, 32, before getting back together...But Cooper wasn’t the only man Seyfried met of the set of Mamma Mia! She also got cozy with the son of costar Stellan Skarsgard, True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard, 34. “We dated,” she says of the younger Skarsgard. “He’s super funny, but I was too involved with Dom.”

I guess lost in this whole story is that Seyfried was giving it up to Eric from True Blood. Eric from True Blood who freely admits he’s a freak. So either this Cooper dude is hung like Secretariat if he was exposed to gamma radiation or he told her she was fat once. Unlimited sex with a hot chick without having to be emotional available is pretty much guaranteed with either of those scenarios. A birth certificate that says “George Clooney” also helps.

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Alexander Skarsgård Isn’t Paris Hilton

The Emmys are tonight, so everyone and their mom is in LA right now. But more importantly, Alexander Skarsgård is in LA right now. Here he is arriving at LAX, wearing what looks like last fall’s ubiquitous “boyfriend jeans” and something from the gay Matrix. I don’t typically like blonds or vampires, but I’ll make an exception for this Swedish meatball, even if he does dress like a vegan emo girl who cuts herself because she just heard her favorite band on the radio. Sorry these pictures aren’t very interesting, but it was either these, or more postings on the coke twins. I think we can all agree this was the right choice.

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“I Don’t Want A Sock Around It”

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In their interview with Rolling Stone, the cast of True Blood talk about being naked. Then Alexander Skarsgard proceeded to make the whole room uncomfortable. Us Magazine says:

The cast of HBO’s True Blood not only strip down for the new Rolling Stone — they also bare all about shooting the show’s racy sex scenes. Says Alexander Skarsgard (who plays sexy vamp Eric): “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous. If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.”

This dude is kinda weird, but Eric is a badass, so I’ll just let this go. To be honest, it’d be cool if he didn’t give any more interviews. The more he talks the worse it gets. It’s like one day finding out that Batman is Steven Slater.

That being said, I’m pretty sure this scene was awkward:


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SOOKIE!

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Eric (Alexander Skarsgård), Sookie (Anna Paquin) and Bill (Stephen Moyer) are on the cover of Rolling Stone, and if you’re not watching True Blood, just go ahead and stake yourself in the balls because you’re missing the best thing on television. I heard Edward Cullen watched an episode of True Blood one time and he got so scared he had to change his tampon.




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“I’m From Sweden, And It’s Different There”

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Alexander Skarsgård, who plays the 1,000+ year old vampire Sheriff on HBO’s kick ass True Blood, is also very much a freak in real life, too. National Enquirer reports:

“I’m from Sweden, and it’s different there,” Skarskgard, 33, revealed. “I’m not a prude. I love to be naked. it’s kind of liberating.” Playing Eric Northam, the Bon Temps bloodsucker has already flashed his gluteus maximus (butt) for home viewers and embraced his sexually charged erotic scenes with femme costars. “If it makes sense, I’ll do nudity, and it’s made sense every single time I’m naked on the show,” Alexander stated. But NOW the hunky blonde thesp is ready to turn the other cheek – literally. “I’ve got a very, very graphic (sex) scene coming up that I shot with a man.”

Of course this sounds really gay, but please realize we’re talking about True Blood. Everybody is getting fucked in every episode. They have half naked chicks getting banged in the opening credits for goddsakes. Nudity could happen at anytime in any scene. If a dog is frame long enough, somebody is fucking it. If Edward Cullen or Buffy was on this show, he’d be in the corner sucking his thumb while she would be spread across a pinball machine with her panties in her mouth.

Eric is a Sheriff, but please, whatever you do, don’t fuck with the Queen:

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