I don’t know what the pitch was for this Cristiano Ronaldo and Alessandra Ambrosio photo shoot, but I think they settled on appealing to basically every sexual orientation except Wilmer Valderrama and chicks who wear cargo shorts on Casual Friday to their non-profit job. It’s hard to tell who’s prettier. Probably Alessandra. Wait, no. Yeah, Alessandra. I’m gonna go with Alessandra. No. Shit.
[ via GQ ]