I still don’t know my love is in all caps, but Alessandra Ambrosio is today’s LOVE Advent calendar model/video thing. Not sure what the concept was here, but it looks like a Donald Trump campaign ad but starring a South American here on a work visa. Lots of mixed messages here.
I don’t need to tell you that these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio naked in Maxim are NSFW, because I’ve implied like twice now. How many more times do I have to say it? You people never listen to me. We don’t talk anymore.
Farrah Abraham got a new nose [ The Superficial ]
LeBron James as Prince singing Purple Rain [ Dlisted ]
Melissa Reeves vs. her dress (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
25 bootleg Halloween costumes [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Jamie King wore this dress [ Hollywood Tuna ]
This wasn’t Charlize Theron‘s costume (NSFW site) [ The Nip Slip ]
More Jessica Lowndes as a vampire in lingerie [ Popoholic ]
Boy George said he slept with Prince [ The Blemish ]
Charlotte McKinney‘s Halloween costume was expected [ Moe Jackson ]
Sexiest social media pics of the week [ Celebslam ]
Olivia Wilde‘s bare ass is in Meadowlands [ Egotastic ]
The ultimate visual history of Ghostbusters [ Crave ]
SXSW canceled some stuff because nerds like threatening violence [Crave ]
Princess Kate‘s bang struggle is real [Lainey Gossip ]
Jeb Bush weirded out Supergirl [ The Superficial ]
Lisa Turtle has a sex tape, probably VHS [ Dlisted ]
Christina Milian wore this in a music video as one does (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Vanessa Hudgens‘ ass vs. a car [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Chrissy Teigen continues to slay the pregnancy game (NSFW site) [ The Nip Slip ]
Brielle Birkholm in a bunch of bikinis [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Jennifer Garner‘s ass vs. her kid’s car seat [ Popoholic ]
Amy Jackson is a British in lingerie is a reason [ Celebslam ]
The new X-Files trailer has a monster in it [ The Blemish ]
JJ Abrams laughs at your Luke Skywalker theories [ Egotastic ]
Sandra Bullock looking hot as hell [ Moe Jackson ]
12.4M people watched the Supergirl pilot epsiode [ Superhero Hype ]
“Jeopardy Tom” is on his way to bang your girl and/or man [ The Frisky ]
Kylie Jenner bought a $50K dog because God is cruel [ Cele|bitchy ]
Kendall Jenner is a tease [ Fishwrapper ]
Halloween was Friday. Whatever. Here’s some pics of celebrities dressing up I got off Instagram. To be honest, the only one I actually looked at was the one of Ariana Grande‘s butt. Because I really enjoy her butt a great deal. My tongue just said so.
Luggage manufacturer RIMOWA opened their first store in NYC and apparently that’s some sort of big deal, because Alessandra Ambrosio and a bunch of other people attended. The “bunch of other people” are not pictured here, because as you just read, we really don’t need to see other people getting excited about luggage when Alessandra Ambrosio was also there and excited about luggage. I’m sure Jared Leto and Melissa George are nice people, but their level of excitement over luggage doesn’t really interest me. I hope that doesn’t make me a bad person.
I'm almost positive the tweakers at Coachella crashed Instagram this weekend leaving girls who took pictures of their thighs at the pool to be so done over having to wait to post them. So, if you haven't seen enough Coachella pics yet, hey, here's some more. Wow! How exciting!
Because he hotness looks like something you'd have to create with special algorithms or magic, Alessandra Ambrosio did a Weird Science parody with Glen and Walt, Jr. for Funny or Die. Except it's not what you're expecting! LOL that's the funny part I think!
Maybe it’s my raging sinus infection that I have that will eventually burn me out from the fever and cause me to rise with a taste for human flesh, but I’d like to lick everything in these pictures. Even that pillow in the back.
Alessandra Ambrosio is in St Baths shooting for Victoria’s Secret right now, and as you can see, this is why she gets paid to wear bikinis and lingerie. I know some of you say she needs to eat a sandwich, but I guess you should have thought about that before you ate them all, fatass.
Photo credit = WENN