What’s Good, Alessandra Ambrosio?

The caption for this pictures is “Alessandra Ambrosio presents the new Xti season Spring Summer 2017 at the Only You Boutique Hotel in Madrid, Spain”. I don’t know what any of that means and I don’t feel like looking it up. You understand. But I haven’t posted about Alessandra Ambrosio in a while, and I don’t really know why exactly. I saw her at the Santa Monica Pier once and she’s taller and skinnier than she looks. Not exactly sure why I brought that up either. I should have saved that story for Facebook for whenever she dies so I can make her death about me. It’s the Facebook way.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Bonus Other Chicks
Alessandra Ambrosio Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Bonus Other Chicks


The Alessandra Ambrosio 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar isn’t the best one, but whatever. It’s Alessandro Ambrosio stripping. I saw her on the Santa Monica Pier once and she looks the exact same in person. Except she looks skinner in person. And taller in person. Not sure if you can tell that I was staring or not.



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Alessandra Ambrosio In Lingerie & Links

Charlotte McKinney in a bikini   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Those Shaun White dick pics look pretty bad  [  The Superficial   ]

Hollywood’s butchering Clue: The Movie already  [  Dlisted  ]

Vanessa Hudgens‘ ass cheek, anyone?  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Lela Loren is naked in nature (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Elsa Hosk  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Elle Fanning cleans up pretty well  [  Popoholic   ]

Emma Roberts in a parking lot, still hot [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Orlando Bloom is ready to impregnate Katy Perry   [  The Blemish  ]

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Alessandra Ambrosio Isn’t America Burning To The Ground

After decades of marching, protesting, begging and praying to seek equality, it can’t be all that surprising that some might seek revenge and effectively becoming the thing they hate. We’ve allowed the festering disease of racism to spread since our country’s inception, and now we’re all responsible for the cure. It might be time to stop screaming and start listening before we all become casualties. With that said, Alessandra Ambrosio and model Ana Beatriz Barros were walking around in bikinis in Mykonos yesterday. Ambrosio’s son Noah was also there.  As far as his later experiences with chicks in bikinis on the beach, his life will be a bitter disappointment. Sorry, little dude. You peaked too early. 

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Alessandra Ambrosio Did LOVE Advent

I still don’t know my love is in all caps, but Alessandra Ambrosio is today’s LOVE Advent calendar model/video thing. Not sure what the concept was here, but it looks like a Donald Trump campaign ad but starring a South American here on a work visa. Lots of mixed messages here.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Got Naked For Maxim

I don’t need to tell you that these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio naked in Maxim are NSFW, because I’ve implied like twice now. How many more times do I have to say it? You people never listen to me. We don’t talk anymore.

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Alessandra Ambrosio & Links

Farrah Abraham got a new nose  [ The Superficial ]

LeBron James as Prince singing Purple Rain  [ Dlisted ]

Melissa Reeves vs. her dress (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

25 bootleg Halloween costumes  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Jamie King wore this dress  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

This wasn’t Charlize Theron‘s costume (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip ]

More Jessica Lowndes as a vampire in lingerie  [ Popoholic ]

Boy George said he slept with Prince  [ The Blemish ]

Charlotte McKinney‘s Halloween costume was expected  [ Moe Jackson ]

Sexiest social media pics of the week  [ Celebslam ]

Olivia Wilde‘s bare ass is in Meadowlands   [ Egotastic ]

The ultimate visual history of Ghostbusters   [ Crave ]

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shorts & Links

SXSW canceled some stuff because nerds like threatening violence  [Crave ]

Princess Kate‘s bang struggle is real  [Lainey Gossip ]

Jeb Bush weirded out Supergirl  [ The Superficial ]

Lisa Turtle has a sex tape, probably VHS  [ Dlisted ]

Christina Milian wore this in a music video as one does  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Vanessa Hudgens‘ ass vs. a car  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Chrissy Teigen continues to slay the pregnancy game (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip ]

Brielle Birkholm in a bunch of bikinis  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Jennifer Garner‘s ass vs. her kid’s car seat  [ Popoholic ]

Amy Jackson is a British in lingerie is a reason  [ Celebslam ]

The new X-Files trailer has a monster in it  [ The Blemish ]

JJ Abrams laughs at your Luke Skywalker theories  [ Egotastic ]

Sandra Bullock looking hot as hell  [ Moe Jackson ]

12.4M people watched the Supergirl pilot epsiode  [ Superhero Hype ]

“Jeopardy Tom” is on his way to bang your girl and/or man [ The Frisky ]

Kylie Jenner bought a $50K dog because God is cruel  [ Cele|bitchy ]

Kendall Jenner is a tease  [ Fishwrapper ]

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I Missed Some Halloween Pics: Instagram Edition

Halloween was Friday. Whatever. Here’s some pics of celebrities dressing up I got off Instagram. To be honest, the only one I actually looked at was the one of Ariana Grande‘s butt. Because I really enjoy her butt a great deal. My tongue just said so.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Here To Support Luggage

Luggage manufacturer RIMOWA opened their first store in NYC and apparently that’s some sort of big deal, because Alessandra Ambrosio and a bunch of other people attended. The “bunch of other people” are not pictured here, because as you just read, we really don’t need to see other people getting excited about luggage when Alessandra Ambrosio was also there and excited about luggage. I’m sure Jared Leto and Melissa George are nice people, but their level of excitement over luggage doesn’t really interest me. I hope that doesn’t make me a bad person.

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