Adriana Lima Did Tribeca
Adriana Lima Did Tribeca

 

I was going to post these pics of Adriana Lima at Tribeca on Friday, but it seemed insensitive with all the Aaron Hernandez stuff going on. Adriana broke up with a New England Patriot in March then a month later Aaron Hernandez commits suicide because he didn’t get away with murdering someone who knew he had a secret gay boyfriend.  Nt cool, Adriana. Also, Hernandez and Tim Tebow hung out a lot in college. Why am bringing this up? Oh, no reason. No reason at all. Here’s the pics I was talking about earlier.

 

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Adriana Lima Is Single
Adriana Lima Is Single

 

In what will become the biggest L in the New England Patriots offseason, Adriana Lima and New England Patriots wide receiver, Julian Edelman have split.

While the pair tried to keep their relationship private and never walked a red carpet together, we’re told this romance started last summer but ended before Oscars weekend. According to a source, the reason for the split has to do with conflicting schedules. Back in February, Adriana supported her man in Houston at the 2017 Super Bowl.

“Conflicting schedules” sounds a lot like “he has a lot of time off now and it always up my shit”, but who knows. Edelman really should have let Belichick negotiated this, but maybe not. Belichick will probably cut him for bringing this type of failure to the organization.

 

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Adriana Lima Doesn’t Want You To Get AIDS
Adriana Lima Doesn’t Want You To Get AIDS

 

Adriana Lima attended the 19th Annual amfAR New York Gala last night, and for a benefit for AIDS research, this doesn’t make me want to practice safe sex. Worth it. Like, have you seen her bikini pics? I have. Many times. Many times, indeed.

 

My second favorite thing about Adriana Lima is the time Justin Bieber tried to grind on her in da club and she was like, “lol”.

 

Gotha Just Killed it ! @justinbieber Rick Ross, Adriana Lima, Leo DiCaprio, Akon… #Cannes2014 Going Crazy

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Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana Lima
Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana Lima


UPDATE: Now ET tells me Adriana Lima is actually dating Julian Edelman. Somebody needs to figure this shit out and let me know what the hell is going on here. I’m fragile.


Ryan Seacrest, the gayest heterosexual of all time, is now currently dating Adriana Lima, the third best Victoria’s Secret model of al time. I don’t pretend to understand 2016 anymore. 

E! News has learned that Adriana Lima and Ryan Seacrest are dating and have most recently been spotted on a romantic dinner date in New York City. The two connected during their time in Rio for the 2016 Summer Olympics, and the rest, as they say, is history! 

Like, this alone makes me want to kneel during the national anthem and I don’t even know why. It just seems like a gross injustice. Seacrest also dating this before. Exactly how rich is this dude? Every time I see something about Seacrest, I always think Neil Patrick Harris leaving his husband is somehow going to be involved. I can’t be the only one to see this.


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Adriana Lima’s Still In A Bikini

Adriana Lima is still in Mykonos in a bikini and you’re at work, so that must suck. It also probably sucks that even if you weren’t at work but i Mykonos in a bikini, you wouldn’t look like this and the Mykonos beach police would ask you to leave because you’re bringing the property value down. Jesus, woman. Put that away. Nobody wants to see that. 

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Adriana Lima And That One Fat Model Did LOVE Advent


The LOVE Advent Calendar thing is about over, so much like last call, they brought out Ashley Graham. I guess to keep Jezebel from writing a article about it. Not sure what motivation they gave her, but it look like they told her Burger King has 10 nuggets for $1.49.


Also, here’s Adriana Lima. I don’t think she knows what a “Burger King” is. She probably thinks he lives in Dubai. 


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Adriana Lima Says She Never Banged Justin Bieber

Two weeks after Adria Lima announced her split from her Serbia basketball player husband, she was at party at 1 Oak where she took a picture with Justin Bieber. Even though it’s possible Lima thought she was supporting the LBGT by taking a pic with a transgender man, people apparently thought they hooked up. They didn’t.

Adriana Lima joined Andy Cohen on the Watch What Happens Live couch to address year-old rumors of an unexpected fling between the Brazilian beauty and the younger pop star. “I read somewhere that you and Justin Bieber hung out,” Cohen pried. “Did you two ever date?”…Regardless, Lima held her ground during the interview Thursday night, debunking the allegations with insight into her sound requirements for dating. “Anybody below 6-foot-7, you know how I call them? Friends,” she said

Well, damn. Adriana  is cold-blooded. Makes sense because she was probably built and designed in a lab to sell lingerie to women who think it’ll make them look like that.


Shout out to Bieber tho:


 

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Adriana Lima Molested Her Wax Figure

You have to give Madame Tussauds some credit since both Adriana Lima and her new wax figure realistically look dead inside while at the same time making Adriana Lima understand what its like to look at her. Nice job, Madame Tussauds. Quality craftsmanship. Also good job making sure this one will require less cleanings.

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Justin Bieber Tried To Grind On Adriana Lima, Was Hysterically Shot Down

If you were under the impression that Justin Bieber wasn't a douche who wears sunglasses inside a dark nightclub, I'm sorry you have to find it out like this, but more importantly, he was in Gotha with Adriana Lima last night and tried to creep up behind her and freak on the back of her knees. She doesn't say anything, but if she was Southern, it probably would have gone down like, "Awwww, sweetie. Aren't you the cutest thing? Bless your little heart".

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Candice Swanepoel And Adriana Lima Had A Press Conference

Getty has these pics captioned as, Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima poses as she and fellow Angel Candice Swanepoel speak at the New Bond Street store on April 15, 2014 in London, England, to announce that the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the biggest global fashion event in the world, is coming to London for the first time this winter. The show will be filmed for broadcast on the CBS Television Network and shown in 192 countries. "Cool", said a reporter in the back. "You guys have any heating pads or, like, a warm towel or something? I think I fucked up my forearm. Grab me some moist towelettes too would you, sweetie?"

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