Aaron Taylor Johnson is 26, his wife is 50 and British. And British people age like dogs. JK Rowling is like 28. They went to the premiere of The Wall last night after dinner they ate dinner at 4pm, this is how they looked. I had to look this up, and I read a lot of articles calling her “brave” and we shouldn’t point out their age difference because age doesn’t matter in relationships. Except, you know, when a 50 year old dude marries a 26 year old chick. Ewww, that’s just gross. Sarah Jessica Parker should reach out to Johnson’s wife just to pose in pictures with her so she can be the hot one.