Here’s Some Pictures From The 86th Annual Academy Awards

 

Our new mobile site makes our galleries pretty easy, so here's a bunch of pics from the Oscar red carpet last night. So swipe away! What? You use your thumb to swipe to see the next picture. It's pretty simple man. Pretend you're on Tinder except Jessica Biel's ass in at the end.

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Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar Acceptance Speech Was Amazing

 

Look, I saw The Wolf Of Wall Street and pretty much believed Leonardo DiCaprio had the Best Actor Oscar on lock, and I even said that until yesterday afternoon. Then…I watched Dallas Buyers Club, and…damn. He slayed it. I'm not sure what new strain of weed he's been smoking lately, but between Magic Mike, Dallas Buyers Club, and his utterly phenonemal work on True Detective, Matthew McConaughey has become one of the greatest actors alive today. And when he says, "gratitude reciprocates", it's surprising how many people don't understand that or just refuse to understand that. Be thankful and appreciative of any kind gesture, regardless if the person can offer you anything, and your soul will lose it's shit over all the good things that come your way. As my favorite writer once said, "the person you love and the person who loves you are rarely the same person", but that doesn't have to matter. Be kind and appreciative to everyone who sees something in you that you may not see in yourself. Damn, shit's gettin' deep up in here (up in here). So in conclusion, watch this acceptance speech to change your way of thinking. Weed sold seperately.

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We Are Not On Bradley Cooper’s Selfie Game Level
We Are Not On Bradley Cooper’s Selfie Game Level

 

In the most epic #selfiesunday ever taken, here's Bradley Cooper, Jared Leto, Jennifer Lawrence, Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt, Angelia Jolie, Ellen Degeneres, and three other people I don't know. Two of them are black. Sorry about that. Regardless, good luck on your next group selfie during your bar crawl this month. If it breaks Twitter, it's probably because Twitter was down for maintenance. It wasn't because we could see half your boob. But keep going with the half boob showing thing though. No reason to stop on their account.

 

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The 86th Annual Academy Awards Were Last Night
The 86th Annual Academy Awards Were Last Night

 

As my brilliant title suggests, the 86th Annual Academy Awards were last night, and before we get into everything, here's the list of winners that you care about. Please note that Sound Mixing and Cinematography are not listed. Mostly because I have no idea what those things are. What does mixing stuff with cinnamon have to do with a making a movie? It just makes no sense. Also, Matthew McConaughey is damn handsome man. I can admit that.

 

BEST PICTURE: 12 Years a Slave

BEST ACTOR: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

ACTRESS: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

SUPPORTING ACTOR: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave

DIRECTOR: Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Spike Jonze, Her

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