The only thing I really know about Hailey Baldwin is that she might have dated Justin Bieber once and her dad is a Baldwin but not Alec. Not sure which one. She went to the 2017 MTV VMAs last and I’m not sure why. She’s Taylor Swift’s friend so maybe she was there to represent things being really far up their own ass.
I saw the Julia Michaels thing and I thought that was weird, then I moved on with my life by switching over to HBO and watching the season finale of Game Of Thrones like an adult. Maybe this is why Lorde did the whole “dance like nobody’s watching” thing, because they literally weren’t. Why would watch this when I could be watching an aunt and nephew fuck and a zombie dragon blow up a wall?
I’m sorry to include Hailee Steinfeld in this narrative, but would you rather click through pics of Lorde? Nobody wants to see that.
I know putting a Katy Perry post above a Taylor Swift might offend some people, but this Katy Perry post came with pictures from the actual event that Taylor Swift was too busy to attend. Probably underlining names in red and other things that people do who are on the brink of insanity. Anyway, Katy Perry has very nice breasts and nominal talent, so that means she’s the perfect pop star. She performed “Swish Swish” and if you ever thought how this song could get any worse, an acceptable answer would be for “Swish Swish” to be performed live. Nicki Minaj forgot the lyrics of her own verse, but she still managed to be the best part of this performance. Obviously, this is just my opinion. If male backup dancers in high heels humping giant, inflatable basketballs is more your thing, you might be more apt to feel that is the best part of the performance.