Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason
Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason

 

I guess because their mom was at the Golden Globes, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were also at the Golden Globes. Kylie dressed like you’d expect, and Kendall stood like you’d expect because of her modeling DVDs. All I can really say is that it’s 2017 and we should really start trying to find a way to put Kendall’s head on Kylie’s body so this family can create something that would contribute to society and allow Kris to maximize profits.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Did The Golden Globes
Emily Ratajkowski Did The Golden Globes

 

As we recently learned, Emily Ratajkowski will literally go to any event if it means she can show off her rack and maybe meet somebody who wants to put her rack in something. I’m fine with it, but nobody this hot should be this dehydrated. She also prints out her own Instagram pics and hangs them in her house. What’s up with that? Anway, enjoy her boobs as she intended.

 

What an amazing night #goldenglobes2017

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Sarah Paulson And Amanda Peet Kissed At The Golden Globes

If you were unaware that America is still a puritanical hellscape, two friends, Sarah Paulson and Amanda Peet, kissed at the Golden Globes last night and it’s currently trending on Google. Good times. Sarah Paulson is great in everything she’s in and Amanda Peet was good in that one thing she did I can’t remember. That’s all I have for this. All I know is that Sarah Paulson and Amanda Peet kiss like I imagine Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston used to kiss.

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Tom Hiddleston Was An Empty Husk Of Self-Serving Interests At The Golden Globes
Tom Hiddleston Was An Empty Husk Of Self-Serving Interests At The Golden Globes

 

Despite Taylor Swift‘s vision board saying she would attend the 2017 Golden Globes with Tom Hiddleston then be carried off in a unicorn carriage to her afterparty in Rhode Island once he accepted his award for The Night Manager, Tom Hiddleston went by himself and won Best Actor in a Limited Series then proceeded to make everyone in the audience aware that he and Taylor Swift were made for each other.  If you want to feel second hand embarrassment for him again or watch everybody who had to listen to this shit look like they rather die in Sudan, here’s the video:

 

 

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The 2017 Golden Globes Were Last Night
The 2017 Golden Globes Were Last Night

 

Because you probably watched or woke up to pictures of Meryl Streep on your Facebook and Instagram, the 2017 Golden Globes were last night. Atlanta won Best Comedy, so y’all can’t tell me shit. So before I start posting Golden Globes stuff (videos, titties, etc), here’s a bunch of pics of people who attended. Good for them.

 

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The 2017 Golden Globes Were Announced
The 2017 Golden Globes Were Announced

 

Nominees for the 2017 Golden Globes were announced yesterday, and if you don’t know who they are yet, you can read the full list here. In conclusion, if Westworld, Deadpool, Atlanta, Courtney B. Vance, Mahershala Ali, and Amy Adams don’t win any of these, I will burn your villages to the ground.

 

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