So, we have Ashley Graham nipples in the 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue, guys. It’s a whole new world for models now. A whole new world. A new subjective point of view. No dietician to tell them no or where to go. Or say they’re only eating.
The 2016 SI Swimsuitcover was announced this weekend. No wait, the three 2016 SI Swimsuit covers were announced this weekend. But, as you see, I’m only posting the Hailey Clauson cover the way God and Sports Illustrated intended. Ronda Rousey also got a cover (here), because after all, this is a magazine and they need to people to buy it. Ashley Graham is the third cover (here), because after all the hype, I assume Sports Illustrated didn’t want #BoycottSISwimsuit to be trending for a week or a Jezebel think piece written by someone who isn’t old enough to rent a car.
Watch Ashley Graham snatch the microphone out of Nick Cannon’s hand like it was some biscuits and gravy.