“I got popped for a DUI in June, your mom says it’s cool tho.”
The 2016 People’s Choice Awards were last night, and if you’re just now remembering that’s a thing, it’s mostly because the People’s Choice Awards are for people who will never receive an actual award since 14-year olds aren’t really the best judge of talent. I don’t want you to feel left out, so now you too can relive the magic that was the 2016 People’s Choice Awards! See the sassy red carpet look from that chick in that one show! See that guy in that thing your mom watches! The dude from Lost! No the other one! The singer with the one hit song! Vin Diesel! All the stars are here!