Katy Perry is generally annoying and her music sounds like it was written with a cliche randomizer app, but she’s been barely tolerable because I usually just post pics here and in those pics she mostly just shows off her rack. I’m okay with that. But she’s 31 now, and as far as I know, the rack hasn’t stopped by an LA clinic to start the Benjamin Button process. It had a good run. In related news, Orlando Bloom probably hit it last night. Orlando Bloom got this pregnant and probably Netflix and chilled with this for about two months. I’m not sure what he’s going through right now, but I hope he pulls out out it. In the literal sense as well. Y’all pray for Orlando.
— Variety (@Variety) January 11, 2016
Probably from spending too much time with David O. Russell and Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence went out of her way to be a bitch to a Golden Globes press room reporter last night who could barely speak English for having the audacity to look at his phone while her highness was talking about winning an award for playing a woman who invented a mop a lot of people bought on QVC. Maybe he was looking at his phone to get translated questions. Maybe he really doesn’t care about QVC mops. Maybe you can use this at the next Trump rally.
Not only did Leonardo DiCaprio win Best Actor at the Golden Globes tonight, he also won Best Reaction To Lady Gaga Winning An Acting Award For Some Reason IDK. In his defense, Lady Gaga is like 250 pounds more than he’s used to touching. He probably thought she was that bear.
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Hey, what’s up? How’s your was Sunday? Good, good. Anyway, the 2016 Golden Globes were tonight. Here’s the full list of winners. I’m not going to comment on Stallone’s daughters because I don’t know how old they are. I’ll get back to you. Have a blessed night.
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Brie Larson, Room
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
BEST ACTRESS, MUSICAL OR COMEDY: Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
BEST ACTOR, MUSICAL OR COMEDY: Matt Damon, The Martian
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A FILM: Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Sylvester Stallone, Creed
BEST DIRECTOR: Alejandro González Iñárritu, The Revenant
BEST DRAMA: The Revenant
BEST MUSICAL OR COMEDY: The Martian
BEST SCREENPLAY: Aaron Sorkin, Steve Jobs
Check the TV winners below: