Selena Gomez took a break from rehab to attend the 2016 AMAs where she won Favorite Female Artist – Pop/Rock. Maybe Taylor Swift told them to give it her instead coming and making her cry backstage instead. I really don’t understand what she’s saying here besides talking about herself and Instagram-shaming women’s bodies, but she looks pretty hot. That rehab place must have a spa.
If Clinton would have been elected, it wouldn’t really have done anything for Green Day‘s business model and iTunes downloads, so shout out to Green Day for capitalizing on that by chanting “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA” during their at the 2016 AMAs performance. Sounded kinda Bring It On-ish. Like, I get it, but I’ve lived in the South my whole life and I’ve seen more articles about the KKK this week than there are actual KKK. I’ve seen actual KKK. They were buying Mt Dew. Now I’m seeing articles about swastikas and dudes at conferences doing Nazi salutes (Trump is also great for Shaun King’s business model btw). If I’m not going to shit my pants over Muslim immigrants, I’m really not going to shit my pants over some dude named Kyle wearing Dockers giving a Nazi salute. I’ll fuck Kyle up. That’s right, you heard me, Kyle.
Billy Joe Armstrong kinda looks like “Bill Armstrong” now.
Before we get into the real stuff that happened over the weekend, here’s Bella Thorne at the 2016 AMAs. I can spend this post trying to figure out exactly why Bella Thorne was at the 2016 AMAs, but let’s just assume she had nothing better to do last night except walk a red carpet and make people think she was in the first stages of a crippling heroin addiction.