Jared Leto Went To The SAG Awards

To say Jared Leto was brilliant in Dallas Buyer's Club would be a severely gross understatement, but it's important to see that he went to an award show without rocking the ponytail this time. And he looks like Jesus. Specifically, what Christians think Jesus looked like. A white, frail, effeminate, dude with flowing long hair wandering the desert telling people a message about peace and love he got from an invisible man in the sky.  Let me tell you something, that's not Jesus. That's a guy at Burning Man. That New Testament would be a lot different. "For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world.Then they said they unto him, 'Lord, evermore give us this bread.' The Jesus said unto them, 'Brah. You seen my lighter? It's like yellow and shit.'"

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Cate Blanchett Seemed Too Really Like Her SAG Award

Cate Blanchett won Best Actress for her role in Blue Jasmine at the 2014 Screen Actor's Guild Awards, and I'm not sure what's happening here, but I haven't seen something gripped that tight and jerked off so awkwardly since Lisa and I were in my cousin's closet in 6th grade. Ease up, baby. It's a dick not a plunger.

 

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