Taylor Swift Won Something At The AMAs

I thought for a second Taylor Swift fucked her spray tan at the 2014 AMAs, but then I realized she’s a flawless beauty who looks perfect at all times and this is just how her dress is supposed to look. I didn’t watch the AMAs last night, but I knew she would probably win something, because have you listened to the radio lately? If so, why are you doing that? Why do you hate yourself? You should learn to love yourself. I just like Taylor Swift at award shows because at some point she’ll be in the press room holding a phallic symbol next to her face.  That’s something that I enjoy a great deal.

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Bleona Begins Our AMA Stuff

So, there’s a person named Bleona who apparently has something to do with music, because she showed up to the 2014 AMAs last night. She must take her music very seriously and wants to keep it at the forefront since she wore what appears to be a dress. Maybe. You can basically see her cervix if you look close enough. Good for her. She’s comfortable in her body. A body that makes her look like Angelina Jolie if Angelina Jolie went through a bad breakup and ate a never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden everyday for like two years.

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