Katy Perry Is Mad “Roar” Wasn’t Nominated For A VMA By todd July 18, 2014
Katy Perry Is Mad “Roar” Wasn’t Nominated For A VMA

 

Because a MTV VMA is the true barometer of an artist’s success (haha “artist”), Katy Perry is understandably upset that the video for “Roar” wasn’t nominated for a VMA this year. I mean, it’s her in a jungle showing off her tits and swinging on vines and things like that. It’s pretty groundbreaking stuff. She even wrote the lyrics by going online and hitting refresh on a cliche randomizer, so it should be obvious to anyone that she put a lot of effort into this album. Just check the track listing. “Walking on Air”, “It Takes Two”, “By The Grace of God”, “Choose Your Battles”, “Dark Horse”, etc. Like David Bowie, Jackson Pollock, and other geniuses before her, she’s going through her cliche period, and one day MTV will look back and regret the day they snubbed such a landmark album. Until then, she’s getting pissy and passive aggressive on Twitter by telling the world she gets a bunch of views on YouTube. So did the dramatic chipmunk. So maybe shut up and take off your top? That would be ideal. Cool, thanks.

  Because a MTV VMA is the true barometer of an artist’s success (haha “artist”), Katy Perry is understandably upset that the video for “Roar” wasn’t nominated for a VMA…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Here’s Kim Kardashian Sunbathing Topless By todd July 18, 2014
Here’s Kim Kardashian Sunbathing Topless

 

Kim Kardashian must have received a text from her mom saying one of the Chinese kids who makes their hooker clothes for Sears is proficient at Photoshop, because she posted this pic on Instagram yesterday after these pictures were posted everywhere else.  I’m not saying she purposefully had a pregnant lady in the picture to show scale  then digitally altered her ass to remove 25 pounds, no wait, that’s what I’m saying. That’s totally what I’m saying. Sorry. I get confused sometimes.

  Kim Kardashian must have received a text from her mom saying one of the Chinese kids who makes their hooker clothes for Sears is proficient at Photoshop, because she…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Tim McGraw Slapped A Woman In The Face By todd July 18, 2014
Tim McGraw Slapped A Woman In The Face

 

Tim McGraw was performing at Aaron’s Ampitheater in Atlanta last night when he slapped a female fan because she grabbed his leg. It might have been an instinctive reaction because he may have thought she was reaching for his hat, thereby ruining the illusion that he’s not ridiculously bald. All this happened while he was singing a song called “Truck Yeah” which includes the lyrics, “Got Lil’ Wayne pumpin’ on my iPod, Thumpin’ on the subs in the back of my crew cab, Redneck rockin’ like a rockstar”. So a case could realistically be made that everyone who paid to see this should have been slapped.

 

 

 

  Tim McGraw was performing at Aaron’s Ampitheater in Atlanta last night when he slapped a female fan because she grabbed his leg. It might have been an instinctive reaction…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Jason Biggs Is Hilarious, You Guys LOL By todd July 18, 2014
Jason Biggs Is Hilarious, You Guys LOL

 

When a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 is shot down by Russian rebels, effectively killing everyone on board including 80 children, it’s the perfect time to increase your Klout score by seeing how many RTs you can get by firing off a dumbass tweet. You can always count on Jason Biggs to do that.

Following the shocking and tragic plane crash in Ukraine yesterday, Jason Biggs’ Malaysia Airlines Tweet became a national story in and of itself. The actor jokingly asked if anyone wants to buy his Malaysia Airlines frequent flier miles, then got all sorts of fired up when people look offense. Not only did the 36-year-old make it clear he wasn’t sorry for joking about the Ukraine plane crash, he slammed Twitter users who took him to task for it. He’s doing a complete 180 now though, taking the joke down and apologizing. “Hey all – ok, so – I am deleting my previous tweets. People were offended, and that was not my intent. Sorry to those of you that were,” he writes. “This is obviously a horrible tragedy, and everyone – including myself – is sad and angry.  No doubt realizing how surprising and abrupt his reversal sounds, Biggs goes on: “P.S. No one is making me send these tweets – I simply understand that my comments might have come off as insensitive and ill-timed. For that, I apologize.” Jason added, “Sending positive thoughts to the victims and their families.”

Jason Biggs and his wife are in a lot of shit movies, but OMG they are Twitter famous. Which is one step up from being Vine famous. He tweets stupid, borderline racist shit in the name of “comedy” all the time (Jenny Johnson has that part on lock) ,  but cue the irony: he gets offended when people get offended. You’d think people who just had a baby would be less horrific human beings, but I guess you have to stay relevant somehow. He’s now apologizing, not because he wants to, but because enough people called him a douche. With Anthony Cumia and now this, it’s like privileged white guys who are unable to see the world outside their our bubble can’t say whatever the hell they want without consequences. What would our Founding Fathers think? They didn’t write “all men are created equal” before going to whip their slaves for this.

  When a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 is shot down by Russian rebels, effectively killing everyone on board including 80 children, it’s the perfect time to increase your Klout score…
Tags:
Lindsay Lohan Has Priorities By todd July 18, 2014
Lindsay Lohan Has Priorities

 

While her world is perpetually crumbling around her as she is about to lose another job for lacking any semblance of professionalism and perspective of herself, Lindsay Lohan took a bikini selfie. If she looks happy and comfortable here, it’s only because she’s been in this position more than things who actually have four legs.

 

pic source = Instagram

  While her world is perpetually crumbling around her as she is about to lose another job for lacking any semblance of professionalism and perspective of herself, Lindsay Lohan took…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Juliana Herz Says Good Afternoon, Links By todd July 17, 2014
Juliana Herz Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

Justin Theroux’s junk is distracting to everyone on The Leftovers [Dlisted]

LOL at Kim Kardashian’s ass from the back  [Fishwrapper]

Elisabetta Canalis lost her bikini top (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Gwyneth Paltrow has a boyfriend… [The Superficial]

Miranda Kerr is perfect [Hollywood Tuna]

Jessica Alba in a bikini [Popoholic]

Genevieve Morton in a bikini  [Drunken Stepfather]

Kelly Ripa really loves botox [Celebitchy]

Taylor Swift continues to be hot  [Moe Jackson]

Devin Brugman might tip over  [Celebslam]

Join the rebellion against bras [The Chive]

Tom Daly named sexiest man in the world [toofab]

  Justin Theroux’s junk is distracting to everyone on The Leftovers [Dlisted] LOL at Kim Kardashian’s ass from the back  [Fishwrapper] Elisabetta Canalis lost her bikini top (NSFW) [Taxi Driver…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Courtney Stodden Is Pretty Classy By todd July 17, 2014

PETA is probably the greatest domestic terrorist organization who in their raging lust for complete animal freedom, slaughter 85% of the animals they “save”, because taking care of animals costs money, but a huge furnace is more cost effective as it turns out. And since they’re non-profit attention whores and want people to take their cause seriously, they asked Courtney Stodden to come dressed in a lettuce bikini for their PETA’s ,Annual Congressional Veggie Dog Giveaway in Washington. Because who better to educate the general public about the dangers of carcinogenic pork products than someone who doesn’t even know what the hell that means.

PETA is probably the greatest domestic terrorist organization who in their raging lust for complete animal freedom, slaughter 85% of the animals they “save”, because taking care of animals costs…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Emma Stone Thinks Her Dead Grandfather Leaves Her Quarters By todd July 17, 2014
Emma Stone Thinks Her Dead Grandfather Leaves Her Quarters

 

The female brain is a deep, cavernous place filled with a variety of psychosis flavors, so here’s Emma Stone telling David Letterman that her grandfather who she never met leaves her quarters and that she believes in magic.

Stone and Letterman got into a discussion regarding psychic, metaphysical and paranormal experiences, and Stone admitted she’s had a few, but namely ones involving quarters and her late grandfather, whom she’s never met. “There’s a long family history with quarters. My grandfather leaves quarters. And it’s just amazing. It’s him! It’s absolutely him,” the 25-year-old told Letterman. “It’s such a long story that you’d have to go to commercial five times and roll to a clip and then come back and I’d still be telling the story. But it’s him, you guys, it’s him!” Perhaps even more lovely, Letterman then recalled the metaphysical experiences he’s had in life. Stone told him, “I love this so much. I mean, I really do. I think we should all open our minds and our hearts to magic.”

Emma Stone kinda looks like a ghost anyway, but we’ll agree that this story is “lovely” and “cute” and “endearing”, because that will be viewed as less misogynistic than backing away slowly from this crazy bitch.

 

  The female brain is a deep, cavernous place filled with a variety of psychosis flavors, so here’s Emma Stone telling David Letterman that her grandfather who she never met…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Selena Gomez Got Some New Ink By todd July 17, 2014
Selena Gomez Got Some New Ink

 

Didn’t know she was a big fan of Arabic, but Selena Gomez got a new tattoo that translates to “Love Yourself First”.  Does this mean that masturbating is better than having sex with Justin Bieber? We don’t know. Does it mean she found this on Tumblr? Probably. Does this mean I’m finished writing this post? Yes. Not gonna lie, it’s pretty boring so far. Let’s just all move on with our lives.

  Didn’t know she was a big fan of Arabic, but Selena Gomez got a new tattoo that translates to “Love Yourself First”.  Does this mean that masturbating is better…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Britney Spears Went To The Cheesecake Factory, Forgot To Pay By todd July 17, 2014
Britney Spears Went To The Cheesecake Factory, Forgot To Pay

 

Dude, if there was a Cheesecake Factory/Taco Bell, they’d lose a lot of money on this chick.

Britney Spears had a delicious meal at The Cheesecake Factory and best of all it was FREE … because she skipped out without paying the bill. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Britney and BF David Lucado were at the Thousand Oaks, CA restaurant where they had an appetizer and a salad.   At the end of the lunch the waitress came over with the $30 bill, and Britney said her security guy would pay it.  She and David then walked out — with a doggie bag. Problem is … security never paid. Britney’s people tell TMZ … she feels “horrible” and it was an honest mistake.  The guard thought Britney paid and she believed he paid the bill. But here’s the real headline — She’s worth north of $50 million and she took the salad home in a doggie bag.  Waste not, want not.

TMZ effectively cheesecake shamed Britney into going back and paying the bill and leaving a $100 tip, so that’s good. I really want to believe this feel story, but the article says Britney ordered a salad, so I’m not really sure if I can trust this. I have trust issues that I’m working through right now.

  Dude, if there was a Cheesecake Factory/Taco Bell, they’d lose a lot of money on this chick. Britney Spears had a delicious meal at The Cheesecake Factory and best…

Related Posts:

Tags: