Rachel Bush Says Good Morning & LinksBy toddJune 27, 2016

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Audrina Patridge had a kid  [  Dlisted  ]

Here’s how Marnie Simpson likes to party (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Kara Del Toro in a bunch of bikinis  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Channing Tatum isn’t a fan of Brock Turner  [  The Superficial   ]

Yes, Minka Kelly is hot in everything   [  Moe Jackson  ]

Hilary Duff‘s legs could join The Avengers  [  DrunkenStepfathe  ]

Natasha Poly did Vogue Spain in body paint (NSFW)  [   The Nip Slip   ]

Nice form with that banana, Krysten Ritter  [  Popoholic  ]

Ashton Kutcher is ver self-aware  [  Celebslam 

Gigi Hadid probably doesn’t want anybody to know this   [  Reality Tea  ] 


A photo posted by Rachel Bush (@rachelbush) on Jan 28, 2016 at 12:00am PST Audrina Patridge had a kid  [  Dlisted  ] Here’s how Marnie Simpson likes to party (NSFW)  […

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Weekend Dump 06.26.2016By toddJune 26, 2016


Your Facebook and Twitter might be filled EU and #Brexit experts still on their parents’ data plan that they just used to Google those two thing, but that’s ok! Your Weekend Dump is here! How exciting! Not sure how it happened, but these pics took an oral fixation turn. Sorry to do that to you on a Sunday when Jesus may be watching. 


  A photo posted by McKayla Maroney (@mckaylamaroney) on Jun 25, 2016 at 5:05pm PDT Your Facebook and Twitter might be filled EU and #Brexit experts still on their parents’ data…

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Shae Brock Is New HereBy toddJune 24, 2016

I tried to care about the collapse of the global economy, but its 93 degrees in Atlanta right now and my dog (this bitch) shit on my stoop instead of walking across the street because each step off the stoop is never-ending hellish torment and a funeral pyre for your balls . So whatever. I’ll watch in on the news. So here’s Shae Brock. She’s a singer or something. These pictures were on WENN and I have to use WENN, and this is her “on the set of the new music-driven drama ‘Delinquents’.” I guess that’s a movie or a TV show. She looks like the human version of Farrah Abraham with a better ass. I think I pretty covered everything. 

I tried to care about the collapse of the global economy, but its 93 degrees in Atlanta right now and my dog (this bitch) shit on my stoop instead of…
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Here’s Some Lindsey Pelas Playboy VideosBy toddJune 24, 2016

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I’ll keep this brief. I thought Lindsey Pelas just appeared on Instagram one day like every other chick who appears on Instagram in a bikini. Apparently she did Playboy videos. I didn’t know this, so I assume some of you didn’t either. Shouldn’t have to tell you that these are NSFW. Like at all. I should tell you that she’s got a better stylist now. I think she might have been discovered at a Monster Truck rally. Enjoy.
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A photo posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Jun 20, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT I’ll keep this brief. I thought Lindsey Pelas just appeared on Instagram one day like every other…

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Calvin Harris Said Taylor Swift Cheated On Him And Controlled The MediaBy toddJune 24, 2016
Calvin Harris Said Taylor Swift Cheated On Him And Controlled The Media


Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston were seen Disney kissing on a rock less than a month after she broke up with Calvin Harris. According to the story her team fed Us Weekly, Tom Hiddleston must have bugged her house, because “he really courted her” and  “she was suddenly single, and he went for it”. Uh huh. But they had to reiterate she was single again, just so everyone is clear: “she’s single, so of course if a cute guy reaches out who she likes, she would talk to him”.


That scenario makes the most sense, I think. Taylor was sitting around heartbroken, then Tom was romantic and courted her like she was a Duggar, and I bet they fell asleep on the phone with each other because neither of them wanted to hang up. He reached out and yanked her three weeks later back to her house in Rhode Island, and they’re love was so instant and perfect, The Sun couldn’t help but write prose for their pictures that Taylor doesn’t allow paparazzi to take except this one specific  time. And when they kissed they knew this was it, so six days in, all this was happening without any planning or forethought, because bluebirds and love and meadows. 


Oh wait, here’s another scenario we should probably throw out there even though it seems pretty implausible!

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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston were seen Disney kissing on a rock less than a month after she broke up with Calvin Harris. According to the story her team fed…

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Let Lindsay Lohan Teach You About #BrexitBy toddJune 24, 2016

I won’t pretend I knew anything about #Brexit until last night. From what I’ve read, the European Union doesn’t really seem to be a shining beacon of democracy, and the overwhelmingly vast majority of people who voted to make their economy a dumpster fire were mostly white people 40 and older because they wanted to basically “Make Britain Great Again” if you catch my subtext. People in America who say “sheeple” a lot and bald eagles as their profile pics absolutely love it, so I guess that should tell us all we need to know really. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan lives in London now with her Russian boyfriend, so I guess she feels she’s British now. She live tweeted the whole thing last night The tweets were deleted, but it’s not like that’s ever mattered. I’ll let you make sesne of this, yeah?

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Emily Ratajkowski + Bikini & LinksBy toddJune 24, 2016

Summer 16

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Sinead O’Connor threatened to jump off a bridge, is missing  [  Dlisted  ]

How Jennifer Aniston has no feeling anymore   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

The Neon Demon review: Commitment to Sparkle Motion   [  Crave Online   ]

Amanda Seyfried pics again  (NSFW)  [  The Superficial   ]

Blake Lively‘s legs are a work of art  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

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Summer 16 A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jun 23, 2016 at 2:50pm PDT Sinead O’Connor threatened to jump off a bridge, is missing  [  Dlisted  ] How…

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Wait, That Can’t Be Taylor Swift’s ButtBy toddJune 23, 2016
 

These two amazing souls @selenagomez @taylorswift•Captured by @alfy2trill

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I have no idea what’s going on right now, but Romeo Miller posted this pic of him and Selena Gomez and whatever mutation happened to Taylor Swift‘s butt. You guys told me that this was butt pads. Is this butt pads? I need to know if my thoughts on Taylor Swift should change or not. I’m gonna have a sit in until you guys tell me. #NoTaylorAssBreak


  These two amazing souls @selenagomez @taylorswift•Captured by @alfy2trill A photo posted by Romeo Miller (@romeomiller) on Jun 22, 2016 at 7:52pm PDT I have no idea what’s going on…

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You Need A Moment With Blake LivelyBy toddJune 23, 2016
You Need A Moment With Blake Lively


Last time we talked about Blake Lively she had recently robbed a black woman at gun point of her ass then got away with it because of white privilege. People didn’t like that! It was a whole ordeal. But Blake had a black friend who said everything was cool then people just forgot about it because they found other things to project their narrative onto so they were mad about that instead. It was crazy! No word on when she will be held accountable for her crimes, but until she faces justice, she has a new movie out where she’s in a bikini and stalked by a shark. Probably because of her ass. Here are some pictures of the premiere of that movie. 


Last time we talked about Blake Lively she had recently robbed a black woman at gun point of her ass then got away with it because of white privilege. People…

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Taylor Swift Already Has A Kim Kardashian Diss Song Locked And LoadedBy toddJune 23, 2016
Taylor Swift Already Has A Kim Kardashian Diss Song Locked And Loaded


Taylor Swift is a noted feminist who supports other women only if they support her unconditionally, so you knew it would only be a matter of time before she took out her rustic wood burn book with recycled paper and wrote a song about Kim Kardashian once Kim dared to open her mouth to GQ and ruining Taylor’s Nicholas Sparks movie poster

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