Usain Bolt Is Living The DreamBy toddAugust 24, 2016
Usain Bolt Is Living The Dream


Usain Bolt won three gold medals at the 2016 Rio Olympics without really trying, mostly because his efforts were more focused on trying to nail Brazilian pussy. Last night he was in London with two chicks. Maybe he hangs his medals on his dick to attract them.


Usain Bolt won three gold medals at the 2016 Rio Olympics without really trying, mostly because his efforts were more focused on trying to nail Brazilian pussy. Last night he…
Tags:
Margot Robbie At LAX & LinksBy toddAugust 24, 2016

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ]

DMX has 15 kids now [  Dlisted  ]

Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Barbara Fialho  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Kendall Jenner looks super happy  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe   [  The Blemish  ]

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ] DMX has 15 kids now […

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Chloe Grace Moretz In Yoga Pants Because You Like ThemBy toddAugust 23, 2016

You weirdos like Chloe Grace Moretz, specifically her ass that I didn’t know she had until January. Now that I know these two things, I guess I have to post every “Chloe Grace Moretz wears tight pants or shorts” thing. This is one of those things. A thing where Chloe Grace Moretz wears tight pants but not shorts. You’re welcome. And how’s your day going, btw? I feel we don’t talk anymore. 

You weirdos like Chloe Grace Moretz, specifically her ass that I didn’t know she had until January. Now that I know these two things, I guess I have to post every…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Ryan Lochte Lost All His EndorsementsBy toddAugust 23, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lost All His Endorsements


Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by armed guards who made him pay for it because Brazil isn’t America) and letting his teammates down (fleeing the country like a bitch without telling them). Now he’s losing all his shit.


Speedo USA: “While we have enjoyed a winning relationship with Ryan for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.”

Ralph Lauren: “”Ralph Lauren’s endorsement agreement with Ryan Lochte was specifically in support of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, and the company will not be renewing his contract.”

Airweave: “made the decision to end our partnership with Ryan Lochte”

Syneron-Candela: “Syneron-Candela will be ending its partnership with Ryan Lochte. We hold our employees to high standards, and we expect the same of our business partners.”


This has to be terrible new to Ryan Lochte and his family. It’ll be even worse once they explain to him what “endorsement” means. 

Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Amy Schumer Wore This For Some ReasonBy toddAugust 23, 2016

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly storing nuts for winter. Another explanation is that she’s overweight. Whatever she’s a horrible person

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Here’s Kim Kardashian Twerking In A PoolBy toddAugust 22, 2016
Here’s Kim Kardashian Twerking In A Pool


You probably won’t believe this, but Kim Kardashian had someone take a video of her ass then she posted it on social media. So unlike her. Not her style.


 

In honor of @styledbyhrush birthday a month ago LOL she taught me how to twerk on this trip so I’m posting it for her

A video posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

You probably won’t believe this, but Kim Kardashian had someone take a video of her ass then she posted it on social media. So unlike her. Not her style.   In honor…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Leonardo DiCaprio And Nina Agdal Were In A Car AccidentBy toddAugust 22, 2016
Leonardo DiCaprio And Nina Agdal Were In A Car Accident


Leonardo DiCaprio was driving his Range Rover with Nina Agdal through the Hamptons and got hit by a Mini Cooper. There’s no reason to feel bad for him. If you did, read that first sentence again. 

The Oscar winner and the model were heading east on Montauk Highway in Wainscott in a Range Rover at about 4:30 p.m. Saturday when they were struck by a woman driving a Mini Cooper. DiCaprio first checked to make sure Agdal was OK before climbing out of the SUV and walking to the driver’s side of the much-smaller Mini. He tried to open the door to tend to the woman, but it was locked. When the unidentified driver unlocked the door, DiCaprio helped her out. “She was shaken up. Leo was nice about it. He motioned for her to come with him, and he helped her over to the guardrail so she could rest,” the witness said.

Then may favorite part:

The Range Rover suffered little apparent damage. But the Mini, which the witness said was traveling about 10 mph, had extensive front-end damage and had to be towed.

Besides being yet another reason not to own a Mini Cooper, this is why Leonardo DiCaprio takes private jets. You know the one I’m talking about. Your Aunt Carol posted it on Facebook because she cares about the environment.


Leonardo DiCaprio was driving his Range Rover with Nina Agdal through the Hamptons and got hit by a Mini Cooper. There’s no reason to feel bad for him. If you…

Related Posts:

Tags:
This Is Justin Bieber’s New GirlfriendBy toddAugust 22, 2016

Not sure what happened with the Selena Gomez of lesser value coupon, but WENN says this is Justin Bieber‘s “rumored girlfriend Bronte Blampied“. Her name sounds like a Harry Potter teacher. Apparently she’s friends with Sofia Richie, and Bieber seems like the dude who would fuck his girlfriend’s friend. She’s some type of model and here’s her Instagram. From what I can tell she does a lot of modeling with her head down. I kept scrolling and found out that’s probably for the best. 

Not sure what happened with the Selena Gomez of lesser value coupon, but WENN says this is Justin Bieber‘s “rumored girlfriend Bronte Blampied“. Her name sounds like a Harry Potter…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Julianne Hough & Nina Dobrev Put Their Naked Asses On InstagramBy toddAugust 19, 2016

Full moons!

A photo posted by Julianne Hough (@juleshough) on


Julianne Hough is on vacation in Idaho, and although I’m not sure why anyone would vacation in Idaho, Nina Dobrev is also there, and Idaho is the place where somebody too pictures of their naked ass for Instagram. So shoutout to Idaho. I guess it’s kind hard to see, but we know what Julianne Hough’s ass looks like. And we know what Nina Dobrev’s hot ass looks like, so figure the rest out. I have a rule against eating at buffets. You get where I’m going with this, don’t be dumb. 


Full moons! A photo posted by Julianne Hough (@juleshough) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:16pm PDT Julianne Hough is on vacation in Idaho, and although I’m not sure why anyone…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,