Ariana Grande kissed her Victorious co-star, Elizabeth Gillies (who has these), then said she posted it to Instagram by accident. I mean, that’s cool and all, but Kris Jenner could make up a better lie than this. Not that any of that matters, because it’s a video of two hot chicks who aren’t lesbians kissing each other. You normally don’t see something like that unless they’re trying to loosen up the last dude at the bar who hasn’t bought them drinks yet. These two are pretty forward thinking and feminist pioneers. Let this be a lesson to everyone.
As the Internet is known to do, it went apeshit yesterday after Cosmo called the Kardashians “America’s First Family”. I realize the first instinct would be to say “NO….NO…THE OBAMAS!”, but luckily, the Obamas probably couldn’t give less that a shit about this. I’m pretty sure everyone knows that the Kardashians are America’s First Family like Budweiser is the King Of Beers. Or maybe Cosmo was talking about the real America, and not the abstract one, where a family can make millions by doing nothing. Unless the American Dream has changed since I woke up, Cosmo makes a pretty strong case. And apparently the Kardashians are white now. I didn’t know that. If you have to Google, “is Armenian white?”, then the point you’re trying to prove is already self-serving at best. Look at that banner picture again. Take out the hair extensions and replace everything taken by the laser hair removal groupon, and you’d be glad they fled Syria. I guess the point I’m trying to make here is chill the fuck out.
Hey, here’s Bella Thorne walking around Vancouver. Pretty cool, huh? I don’t know where she’s going, but did you know she’ll be 18 in three days! What exciting information to share! Stay strong, friends!
Hey, here’s Bella Thorne walking around Vancouver. Pretty cool, huh? I don’t know where she’s going, but did you know she’ll be 18 in three days! What exciting information to…
To be a Republican front runner, the base you’re pandering to probably just assumes that you believe Jesus is the only one who can stop mass shootings if he was just allowed back in schools, so here’s Kenneth Copeland, Rabbi Kirk Schneider and Pastor Paula White praying for Donald Trump like that will help in any way. Here’s also Donald Trump trying hard not to check his watch.
Two weeks ago, Jim Carrey’s girlfriend, Cathriona White, was found dead in her home from an apparent suicide. Later it was discovered that she was a Scientologist and, as you know, Scientologists don’t really when you get psychiatric help for psychiatric stuff. I guess that’s why Jim Carrey had his pills prescribed to him under an alias. Solid work.
We’re told Cathriona White had prescriptions for Ambien (sleep aid), Percocet (painkiller), and Propranolol (blood pressure/heart) next to the bed where she OD’d. All 3 meds were prescribed by the same doctor. Law enforcement tells us they’ve confirmed the prescription was written for Jim Carrey using an alias. Fact is, lots of celebs use aliases for prescriptions for privacy reasons. One source tells us a witness has said there’s reason to believe Cathriona may have taken the meds from Jim’s house, but that hasn’t been confirmed. We’re told authorities would like to interview Jim. Although authorities say White died of an overdose, they do not know which drugs killed her. Toxicology results should provide answers.
Have I mentioned before that organized religion is dumb? Because organized religion is dumb. Yes, Scientology is religion. I know you really don’t want to believe that. Does it believe that the universe was created by an space being who can’t be proven forcing you to disprove a negative? Yes. Do they have a book written by a man? Yes. Do they guilt people into paying to be members? Yes. Do the leaders attempt to insulate members through fear and punishment by telling them that everyone else is dumb and doesn’t know the “truth” ? Yes. Do they have a solid PR team? Yes. Do they have a castle? Yes. Is it non-profit but the boss has a private jet and a couple mansions? Yes. Do they kill lots of people? Yes. Thank you. This has been your organized religion lesson for the day. There’s coffee available in the lobby.
Two weeks ago, Jim Carrey’s girlfriend, Cathriona White, was found dead in her home from an apparent suicide. Later it was discovered that she was a Scientologist and, as you…
By now, I think we’re all familiar with Taylor Swift’s “Girl Squad”. If you’re not, it’s basically a group of rich, skinny white models (plus her) who show up to Taylor Swift’s events, staged Instagram pics, and pretty much nowhere else to further propagate her meticulously crafted image. Sometimes a black girl will be asked to be in a picture if the Internet says what I just said in that last sentence. I’m not going to preface this anymore. Here’s what Gigi Hadid said in Elle Canada. Please attempt to brace yourself.
“We talk about it a lot; it’s a conversation we often have,” she says. “We want to be the generation and the group of friends known for supporting each other. ‘Squad Goals’ is a big social-media thing right now, and that’s what we want to inspire in other groups of friends—to be proud of the power you all have when you’re together, which can be amplified so much by each person. That’s what has been cool about everyone’s willingness to be there for each other, and we don’t want to be like other generations who are infamous for their cattiness. That was cool and it worked for them and they were great. We just want to be the new generation.”
I’m pausing for effect here. You know what would really be cool? If this generation realized that a bunch of stuff was accomplished before they were born. Then maybe Gigi Hadid would have a better understanding of why she has a career in the first place. I assume it’s because her mom is friends with someone. It would also be cool if she had another point of reference for girl friendships other than Mean Girls, mostly because she would realize that she’s Gretchen Weiners and that her BFF’s albums are all Burn Books available for download on iTunes.
By now, I think we’re all familiar with Taylor Swift’s “Girl Squad”. If you’re not, it’s basically a group of rich, skinny white models (plus her) who show up to…
I know Christina Milian is supposed to be famous, I’m just not sure for what. But if she wants to wear a bikini in October and bend over like this, then she’s gonna get her own post. That’s just how stuff works. Like if you discovered a time machine and went to December and found the Cowboys were 8-8.
I know Christina Milian is supposed to be famous, I’m just not sure for what. But if she wants to wear a bikini in October and bend over like this,…