Stacey Dash Says Bill Cosby Never Raped Her If Anybody Was Wondering By todd November 20, 2014

The flood of Bill Cosby rape allegations don’t seem to be stopping anytime soon, and they’ve gotten so bad that Netflix has cancelled his special and TV Land has pulled The Cosby Show from their programming. But, good news! Stacey Dash just answered a question that nobody was asking!

 

Wait, take two. She forgot to tweet this to Entertainment Tonight to fully insert herself into this story.

 

 

Oh, ok. Cool. He never touched you. That’s great. Not sure what she’s trying to say here. “I was really hot in 1986, but Bill Cosby never touched me, so obviously all of these women are lying”? Maybe that’s it. We’re all super glad you had a pleasant experience with Bill Cosby, but that doesn’t mean every woman did. Also, every woman coming forward is white, so maybe you weren’t his type. Sorry.

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Taylor Swift Seems To Really Enjoy Basketball By todd November 20, 2014

Taylor Swift seems to be one of those “cool chicks” that pretends to like sports to get you to like her, but internally she’s having a panic attack because she’s missing something on Bravo. Anyway, here she is with at a Knicks game with Amanda Seyfried. Nobody is this excited to be at at Knicks game.

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Rose McGowan Is Buttt Ass Naked In Flaunt By todd November 20, 2014

If you needed a chick in the 90s to walk around in a tight ass sweater or a  slutty schoolgirl outfit, Rose McGowan was who you cast. Even if she only had three lines, she became crucial to the plot, because her tits were gonna be bigger than anybody else within a 10 mile radius of the set. Since then, her face has seen some plastic surgeons who may or may not have actual diplomas, but the rack is still insane. Yeah, so here it is in Flaunt. I hope these last few sentences drove home the point that these are NSFW.

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Sara Sampaio Says Good Morning, Links By todd November 20, 2014

Keke Palmer is see through  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Scarlett Johansson got a mom haircut  Popoholic

Rihanna is about to pop out    Hollywood Tuna

Video of FSU students in the library while shooter was on the loose   Drunken Stepfather

The worst thing Kim Kardashian has ever done  The Superficial

Lady Gaga got an armpit tattoo  Dlisted

Keira Knightley is probably pregnant Celebitchy

Iliana Chernakova is my new favorite person in a bikini Celebslam

Jerry Seinfeld says he’s not autistic anymore  Fishwrapper

Kelly Brook squeezed in these jeans   Moe Jackson

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Chris Hemsworth Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive By todd November 19, 2014
Chris Hemsworth Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive

 

Chris Hemsworth was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, which is weird because Adam Levine was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive last year and he’s still alive. So is Channing Tatum who they said was the sexiest man alive in 2012, so I guess I’m not familiar with the rules here. But yeah, here’s Chris Hemsworth on the cover. I really wish the media would stop perpetuating unrealistic views and limiting perceptions of men with their “Thor myth” and promoting cultural and gender stereotypes where every man has perfect genes and fantastic hair. lol jk congrats, Chris.

  Chris Hemsworth was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, which is weird because Adam Levine was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive last year and he’s still alive. So is Channing…

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Janice Dickinson Says Bill Cosby Drugged And Raped Her By todd November 19, 2014

This is my first time writing about the Bill Cosby rape allegations, because fuck, why would anybody want to believe that? The Huxtable family was there for me more than my own family, but so was McDonald’s. And I have no problem is saying McDonald’s is evil. So with all these allegations mounting against him, I guess we should make the list shorter and just ask, “who hasn’t Bill Cosby drugged and raped?”. Apparently not former supermodel Janice Dickinson, because she just said he raped her in 1982.

Dickinson, now 59, recalls first meeting Cosby, now 77, when her agent set up a meeting with him to hire her for a role on The Cosby Show. After they had dinner, she says their next conversation was when he called her out of the blue while she was in rehab for drugs and alcohol. Following her stay in rehab, Dickinson says Cosby reached out to her during a trip to Bali and had her travel to Lake Tahoe, because he was performing there and wanted to offer her the job they had discussed as well as help her with a singing career. Dickinson says they had dinner in Lake Tahoe, and claims that he gave her a glass of red wine and a pill, which she asked for because she was menstruating and had stomach pains. “The next morning I woke up, and I wasn’t wearing my pajamas, and I remember before I passed out that I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she tells ET. “… Before I woke up in the morning, the last thing I remember was Bill Cosby in a patchwork robe, dropping his robe and getting on top of me. And I remember a lot of pain. The next morning I remember waking up with my pajamas off and there was semen in between my legs.” Dickinson also says she tried to write about the assault in her 2002 autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World’s First Supermodel, but claims that when she submitted a draft with her full story to HarperCollins, Cosby and his lawyers pressured her and the publisher to remove the details. “I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do, and it happened to me, and this is the true story,” she says about coming out with her story now. “I believe all the other women.” Dickinson says that keeping the alleged sexual assault a secret for 32 years drove her to a life of hurting herself.

Dickinson is the most high-profile Cosby accuser yet, so we can just go ahead eliminate any motivating factors you have if you’re still wanting to defend this rape monster. But much like, Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby has pudding pop and syndication money to never see the inside of a courtroom unless he’s guest star on an episode of Law & Order. So the only thing will ever happen to Bill Cosby is that he will never be invited to be a guest star on Law & Order. Take a moment to realize how fucked up that is.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is A Fairy Tale Princess By todd November 18, 2014

It seems like only last month that Jennifer Lawrence was taking vagina selfies for Nicolas Hoult and synching them to her iCloud, but last night she was at the LA premiere of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Because We Have To Make A Part 2 Because 2 Movies Make More Money That One Movie. She’s made a point to cover up a lot more lately, and I guess that happens when your boobs are put on the Internet by some dudes who understand Apple’s vulnerabilities. But Apple’s greatest vulnerability is probably pancreatic cancer and the length of their phone chargers.

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Charles Manson Is Getting Married To A 26-Year Old Chick By todd November 18, 2014
Charles Manson Is Getting Married To A 26-Year Old Chick

 

If you want horrific nightmare fuel that’s worse than any horror movie, just watch any of Charles Manson’s parole hearings or read any of his interviews, but there’s one chick in the world who thinks that’s pretty hot. Her name is Elaine Burton. She’s 26. She goes by the name of “Star”. And yes, Manson already carved an X into her head. So have faith, ladies. Your day will come.

Mass murderer Charles Manson plans to marry a 26-year-old woman who left her Midwestern home and spent the past nine years trying to help exonerate him. Afton Elaine Burton, the raven-haired bride-to-be, said she loves the man convicted in the notorious murders of seven people, including pregnant actress Sharon Tate. No date has been set, but a wedding coordinator has been assigned by the prison to handle the nuptials, and the couple has until early February to get married before they would have to reapply. The Kings County marriage license, viewed Monday by The Associated Press, was issued Nov. 7 for the 80-year-old Manson and Burton, who lives in Corcoran — the site of the prison — and maintains several websites advocating his innocence. Burton, who goes by the name “Star,” told the AP that she and Manson will be married next month. “Y’all can know that it’s true,” she said. “It’s going to happen.” “I love him,” she added. “I’m with him. There’s all kinds of things.”

Manson is a life prisoner with no possibility of parole, so these two will never have sex or spend any time together other than the 10 minutes they were given for the ceremony, but I think this is the least of this chick’s problems. Has there ever been a case where a 26-year old dude married an 80-year old female mass murderer? I looked but I didn’t see any. It probably has something to do with the patriarchy I bet.

 

 Charles Manson should never be allowed to step foot outside of prison, but at least the music won’t suck at his reception:

 

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Cool Dress, Kim By todd November 18, 2014

Kim Kardashian probably really thinks the Internet is at Best Buy getting repaired, but she’s still in Australia promoting something you hope you’ll spray on yourself called “Fleur Fatale”. But even when she’s trying to sell something it can’t be about the product, so she wore this latex dress. She probably had to keep the Crisco on her ass to get this thing on and even then I think the dress checked it’s insurance policy to see if it covered inhalers.

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Katie May Says Good Morning, Links By todd November 18, 2014

Jaden & Willow Smith are smoking that good, alien shit  Dlisted

Gwyneth Paltrow wrote a holiday gift guide. That is all.   The Superficial

Kendra Wilkinson decided to walk around in just a t-shirt (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Megan Fox‘s jeans are really tight   Popoholic

Alexandra Eriksson has the perfect booty   Hollywood Tuna

Hailey Clauson did Terry Richardson  Drunken Stepfather

Angelina Jolie’s words are magic  Fishwrapper

Kat Torres could get it   Moe Jackson

 

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