Gigi Hadid Was Attacked By A Dude In A Fedora, Elbowed Him In The FaceBy toddSeptember 23, 2016
Gigi Hadid Was Attacked By A Dude In A Fedora, Elbowed Him In The Face


Gigi Hadid is the hot Hadid ( exhibit A ). Her sister is not ( exhibit B ). Guys, let’s not debate this, please ( exhibit C ). Can we move on now? Thank you. Christ. Anyway, Gigi Hadid is in Milan for this week’s fashion week in yet another city, and while she was leaving the Max Mara show, “serial prankster” Vitalii Sediuk forcibly grabbed her and picked her up. Then she did the only a woman should do in that situation, she repeatedly elbowed this asshole in the face then chased him down the street (this is exhibit D).


  


Oh, and here’s Gigi Hadid wearing a see through thing on the runway in Milan (exhibit E-Z):


Gigi Hadid is the hot Hadid ( exhibit A ). Her sister is not ( exhibit B ). Guys, let’s not debate this, please ( exhibit C ). Can we move on…

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Hillary Clinton Did ‘Between Two Ferns’By toddSeptember 22, 2016
Hillary Clinton Did ‘Between Two Ferns’


I’m gonna give you a break from all this Brangelina stuff (because THERE’S MORE), so here’s Hillary Clinton doing Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. I have to admit, for a person whose health is in rapid decline and who suffers from severe brain damage, she’s seems to be holding up pretty well. Or maybe it’s the body double. What does the LIBERAL MEDIA NOT WANT US TO KNOW?! I’m sure Breitbart readers will continue to throw up shit hoping something, anything sticks. You know,  if they have time from tweeting pictures of gas ovens to Jewish reporters. 


 
I’m gonna give you a break from all this Brangelina stuff (because THERE’S MORE), so here’s Hillary Clinton doing Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. I have to admit, for…

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Marion Cotillard Is Pregnant, Denies AffairBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Marion Cotillard Is Pregnant, Denies Affair


The first theory to explain why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split was that Pitt was banging Marion Cotillard. We now know that’s not true. Like at all. But to make sure this whole theory is cleared right the fuck up, Marion Cotillard did the 2016 version of a press release – an Instagram rant. 

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The first theory to explain why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split was that Pitt was banging Marion Cotillard. We now know that’s not true. Like at all. But to…

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Brad Pitt Is Being Investigated For Child Abuse After Some Shit On His PlaneBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Brad Pitt Is Being Investigated For Child Abuse After Some Shit On His Plane


Two days ago the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce news dropped. Angelina Jolie made a point in the divorce docs to say she didn’t want Pitt around the kids. Brad Pitt then released a statement that said, “what matters most now is the well-being of our kids“. Everything you just read now explains this story. 

Brad Pitt is under investigation for child abuse after after he allegedly got “verbally abusive” and “physical” with one of his children with Angelina Jolie on the couple’s private plane while their other kids were present, PEOPLE confirms.  The Los Angeles Police Department and L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services are both investigating after someone anonymously reported the incident last Wednesday on the tarmac, a source tells PEOPLE.  Pitt is accused of getting verbally abusive with one couple’s kids, as well as getting “physical,” a source says. Jolie was present at the time, along with at least some of their other children.  The report allegedly indicates he had been drinking at the time of the incident.

Then he kept going after the plane landed. 

We’re told the plane landed at an airport around 8 PM, and witnesses say Pitt continued his rant on the tarmac, and even tried leaving in one of the fuel trucks. Our sources say someone either on the plane or the tarmac anonymously reported the incident to the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services. We’re told Brad and Angelina have already been interviewed and DCFS plans to interview the kids as well. That investigation is ongoing.

So basically, Brad got drunk (like he apparently loves to do often) and abused his kinds, Angelina said, “oh hell nah, bitch” and filed for divorce, then Brad woke up in the bathroom and realized he fucked up and is now concerned about the well-being of his kids. I’ll never understand the mindset of a person who abuses a child, especially one of their own, but if this is true, Se7en will still be one of my favorite movies. I just want to make that clear to everyone. 


Two days ago the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce news dropped. Angelina Jolie made a point in the divorce docs to say she didn’t want Pitt around the kids….

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Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 YearsBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 Years


Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday. 

Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms.  According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.

29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist. 

Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.  Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before…

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Bikini & LinksBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
 

A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on



Lady Gaga forgot her bra again  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Joss Whedon cast half of Hollywood for an anti-Trump video  [  The Superficial   ]

Hugh Grant really loves sex scenes  [  Dlisted  ]

Here’s Bella Thorne humping the air  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Ariel Winter wore this grocery shopping  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Well damn, Penelope Cruz  [  Popoholic   ]

James Franco will never get over his 3rd grade bully  [  The Blemish  ]

A moment with Celine Farach   [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Emily Blunt wore this to a premiere  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

More Emily Ratajkowski   [  IDLY  ] 

  A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Sep 19, 2016 at 10:36am PDT Lady Gaga forgot her bra again  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Joss Whedon cast…

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Ashley Graham Posed Naked AgainBy toddSeptember 21, 2016
Ashley Graham Posed Naked Again


Ashley Graham posed naked in Grazia UK magazine. Creep with me. (more…)

Ashley Graham posed naked in Grazia UK magazine. Creep with me.

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George Clooney Found Out About Brangelina Live On CNN At The UNBy toddSeptember 21, 2016
George Clooney Found Out About Brangelina Live On CNN At The UN


George Clooney attended the United Nations 71st Session of the General Debate yesterday because of their “Bring Your Husband To Work Day” policy, and CNN decided to break the news of the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt split to him live on television. His reply was that “it’s a sad and unfortunate story about a family. I’m sorry to hear that,” while trying not to laugh. You’re not fooling us, George!



George Clooney attended the United Nations 71st Session of the General Debate yesterday because of their “Bring Your Husband To Work Day” policy, and CNN decided to break the news of…

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Calvin Harris Arranged A Meeting With Tom Hiddleston, Is Banging Jennifer LopezBy toddSeptember 21, 2016
Calvin Harris Arranged A Meeting With Tom Hiddleston, Is Banging Jennifer Lopez


Calvin Harris reportedly reached out to Tom Hiddleston so they can meet up and “trade war stories about their rough times with Taylor Swift“. Yes, please. 

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Calvin Harris reportedly reached out to Tom Hiddleston so they can meet up and “trade war stories about their rough times with Taylor Swift“. Yes, please. 

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Angelina Jolie Reportedly Caught Brad Pitt Banging Marion CottilardBy toddSeptember 20, 2016
Angelina Jolie Reportedly Caught Brad Pitt Banging Marion Cottilard


Forget what I said about the refusing spousal support thing, Angelina Jolie thought Brad Pitt was cheating with Marion Cotillard so she hired a private investigator. 

Angelina Jolie is dumping Brad Pitt after hiring a private investigator to spy on him on the set of his latest film — where, she learned, he was cheating, a well-placed source told The Post on Tuesday. “She hired a private eye because she felt that he was fooling around with her on the set, and it turns out, he was. And that was the final straw,” the source said. Pitt had been rumored to have been cozying up to his “Allied” co-star, Marion Cotillard, in London for months.

Brad: “Hey, baby. How was your day?”

Angelina:



Goddamn. Lainey Gossip is floating the idea that Jolie filed for divorce because she had “political aspirations” that Pitt wasn’t down with, but political aspirations don’t make you keep your kids away from their father. Fucking your co-star does. This didn’t happen with Jennifer Aniston because her womb is a barren wasteland. 

Forget what I said about the refusing spousal support thing, Angelina Jolie thought Brad Pitt was cheating with Marion Cotillard so she hired a private investigator.  Angelina Jolie is dumping Brad…

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