Weekend Dump 12.04.2016By toddDecember 04, 2016

Good day, friends. It’s Weekend Dump time. Since we last talked, a tornado touched down four blocks from me, Donald Trump had another Twitter meltdown because I think he’s the only one who watches SNL, and my dog ate a dead bird. Good times. It’s also been raining for three days. Oh, and the Panthers play in Seattle tonight. I feel if I watch that I’d just be continuing this cycle. Let’s break it. Break it with me, won’t you? Look at these pictures. Some have butts and stuff.

Good day, friends. It’s Weekend Dump time. Since we last talked, a tornado touched down four blocks from me, Donald Trump had another Twitter meltdown because I think he’s the…

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Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Whatever Got Back TogetherBy toddDecember 02, 2016
Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Whatever Got Back Together

 

Google: “Did you mean Scott Disick?” Me: “Yes, yes I did. Thank you, Google.”

Yes, it’s time to celebrate, Keeping Up With the Kardashiansfans…Two sources have confirmed to E! News that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are officially back together. We’re told they’ve been back on for a few months, and while they’re not living together, they’ve been spending lots of time together. One insider tells us,  “They are back together and giving their relationship a try again.” So what’s the cause of the rekindling? The source notes, “Scott’s mellowed out a lot and hasn’t been partying.”

I still don’t really know what this Scott dude does, but if I had to pinpoint one skill, it’s not ending up dead or in a hospital against his will like most of the dudes who date a Kardashian. Props. Maybe if their ratings drop anymore, Scott will OD on heroin at the end of an NBA bench while thinking about a whore ranch in Nevada. Find out on the next episode of KUTK!

 

banner pic = Instagram

 

  Google: “Did you mean Scott Disick?” Me: “Yes, yes I did. Thank you, Google.” Yes, it’s time to celebrate, Keeping Up With the Kardashiansfans…Two sources have confirmed to E! News…

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Super Happy To Be At A ‘Passengers’ Photocall & LinksBy toddDecember 02, 2016

This Harvard chick might be the next Emily Ratajkowski  [ Crave Girls  ]

Katy Perry might be pregnant  [  The Superficial   ]

Mariah Carey fell out of her bathing suit  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Amanda Seyfried thinks she can smell electricity  [  Dlisted  ]

Natalie Portman is super pregnant  [  Popoholic   ]

Kaley Cuoco lookin rough  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Rose McGowan is see through at some event   (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lawd, Jessica Goicochea  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Jennifer Aniston banged two dudes in a cockpit  [  The Blemish  ]

Mila Kunis had another Kutcher baby  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Danielle Knudson in a bikini  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Jennifer Lawrence  [  IDLY  ]

This Harvard chick might be the next Emily Ratajkowski  [ Crave Girls  ] Katy Perry might be pregnant  [  The Superficial   ] Mariah Carey fell out of her bathing…

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Everybody Else At The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion ShowBy toddDecember 01, 2016
Everybody Else At The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

 

It’s a goddamn sad day for humanity with I have to include Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Stella Maxwell, Kelly Gale, and Lily Aldridge in a post called “Everybody Else At The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, but we’re living in the “Nosedive” episode of Black Mirror, and social media dictates a Jenner and The Sisters Hadid get SEO. Sad times. To make up for that, here’s 100 pics of actual models from the show. You can skip the Lady Gaga ones. And the Bruno Mars ones. Quite frankly, I’m not even sure why I downloaded those.

 

  It’s a goddamn sad day for humanity with I have to include Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Stella Maxwell, Kelly Gale, and Lily Aldridge in a post called “Everybody Else…

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Gigi Hadid Wore This Stuff In The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion ShowBy toddDecember 01, 2016
Gigi Hadid Wore This Stuff In The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

 

As I’ve stated numerous times, unlike whatever this isGigi Hadid is the hottest Hadid.  Not that she has much competition, but still. She banged Joe Jonas, so her self-esteem might not be the best. This is attractive. Here’s a bunch of pictures of her walking the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I’m tired of typing. I’m typing “2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show”, so I can copy and paste it for next time.

 

  As I’ve stated numerous times, unlike whatever this is, Gigi Hadid is the hottest Hadid.  Not that she has much competition, but still. She banged Joe Jonas, so her self-esteem…

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Hilary Duff Is Single AgainBy toddDecember 01, 2016
Hilary Duff Is Single Again

 

I don’t need to search for Hilary Duff news, because Mike’s borderline weird obsession with her sends news directly to my feed with no effort on my part. I appreciate this. This is one of the reasons we’re friends. When the race war hits, I’ll mark him as safe. Hands off my friend, Shaun King! Anyway, Hilary Duff and that one dude broke up. Don’t really know his name. Mike will tell you. I will tell you that whenever Hilary Duff is recently single, she wears stuff like this in the gallery below. We should be in for such visual delights soon.

 

  I don’t need to search for Hilary Duff news, because Mike’s borderline weird obsession with her sends news directly to my feed with no effort on my part. I…

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Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some ReasonBy toddDecember 01, 2016
Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some Reason

 

I’ll never really understand it, but Kendall Jenner walked in the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. She looks like what Kris Jenner thinks she looks like in the mirror. The only thing really going for Kendall is that she doesn’t look like Khloe. Imagine having to walk around being that.

 

  I’ll never really understand it, but Kendall Jenner walked in the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. She looks like what Kris Jenner thinks she looks like in the mirror….

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Bradley Cooper Got Irina Shayk PregnantBy toddDecember 01, 2016
Bradley Cooper Got Irina Shayk Pregnant

 

Bradley Cooper won’t have to make a fake baby’s arm move with his thumb anymore, since he put a real one in Irina Shayk‘s womb.

Multiple sources tell E! News that Irina Shayk is expecting her first child with Bradley Cooper. According to one insider, the pregnant star is in her second trimester and is “so excited” about becoming a mother for the very first time. Bradley’s rep did not respond to requests for comment on the happy news, however, Irina’s rep had no comment.

“So excited”, huh? I can tell. Also, Irina Shayk walked in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night, and this story and these pics are what happens when worlds collide. I am blessed and highly favored.

 

  Bradley Cooper won’t have to make a fake baby’s arm move with his thumb anymore, since he put a real one in Irina Shayk‘s womb. Multiple sources tell E! News…

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Bella Hadid & The Weeknd Made The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show AwkwardBy toddDecember 01, 2016
Bella Hadid & The Weeknd Made The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Awkward

 

So, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Show taped last night, and as promised, you’re getting a shitload of pics and such. First, we’re gonna start with pics AND drama, because The Weeknd performed at the show. And Bella Hadid walked in the show, because her dad called in a favor or whatever. Bella Hadid and The Weeknd split not even a month ago. I only know four Hadid’s, but I assume Bella Hadid is the 25th hottest Hadid. So basically, she had to walk in this show as one of the most desirable women in the world, but the guy performing didn’t really think that, so they broke up. Please sip your tea at repsonsibly.

 

  So, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Show taped last night, and as promised, you’re getting a shitload of pics and such. First, we’re gonna start with pics AND drama, because…

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The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Tapes TonightBy toddNovember 30, 2016

Like I said, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tapes tonight in Paris. So all that means is that I’ll have a shitload of pics from the show up tomorrow. There’s supposedly 51 models this time. Hopefully they put Kendall Jenner in the back. Like, Gigi Hadid I kinda get, but Kendall looks like she’s there because of Make-A-Wish.

Like I said, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tapes tonight in Paris. So all that means is that I’ll have a shitload of pics from the show up tomorrow….

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