Robin Thicke Has Come To Terms With Reality By todd July 24, 2014
Robin Thicke Has Come To Terms With Reality

 

After years of countless threesomes and being able to grab randoms’ asses in public, Robin Thicke is now left without a wife, because his wife realized that’s probably not the key to a happy marriage.

Robin Thicke is… telling people in his camp his marriage to Paula Patton has collapsed. Thicke certainly gave a strong sign the union is over by listing his L.A. home Monday. Paula has not lived in the house since their separation in February, after that grab-ass pic became public. Sources connected with Robin tell TMZ … an attorney is already working on a financial settlement — separating assets. Our sources say, however, neither side has hired a divorce lawyer. Thicke is saying he will NOT be the one who files for divorce … she’ll have to do it. But he says he’s done begging and is moving on.

They put their house up for sale, but Paula was probably waiting to see how much Thicke’s new album was gonna gross before pulling the trigger. But I guess there’s sense in getting lawyers involved to divide $42.89. It’s best to keep things civil.

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Hey, It’s Charisma Carpenter Naked By todd July 24, 2014
Hey, It’s Charisma Carpenter Naked

 

So, I’m not going to take up a lot of your timer here with unnecessary text, because the point of this post is that Charisma Carpenter is naked. And you can see the NSFW version here.  You can also see my penis from space.

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Ummm, Okay, Sure By todd July 23, 2014
Ummm, Okay, Sure

 

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Beyonce wouldn’t know what a power tool was if you put one in front of her and labeled it “power tool”, but here she is on Instagram posing as Rosie The Riveter. You know Rosie The Riveter, she’s the feminist symbol of female economic power or whatever. I assume it would be pretty easy to have economic power when all the dudes who held your position prior to you are out of the country getting killed by Germans. Title Nein? Anyway, chicks dress up like Rosie The Riveter when they want to feel empowered I guess. A Cheetara costume would work just as well imo. She had super speed and could see into the future and stuff like that.

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Ted Cruz Got All Butthurt Over True Blood By todd July 23, 2014
Ted Cruz Got All Butthurt Over True Blood

 

“I pledge allegiance to Canada, no wait, I meant Cuba. Shit, let me start over. I pledge allegiance to the Koch Brothers, no wait, America. I pledge allegiance to America. That’s totally what I meant.”

 

If he wants to keep the corporate money coming in and people who vote against their own interests to retweet him, Ted Cruz really had no choice but to compare a show about fictional vampires to the Republicans’ equally fictional narrative on democratic voter fraud, but he didn’t stop there. HE CONTINUED TO  TYPE VERY ANGRILY!

 A scene in Sunday’s episode took place at the George W. Bush Presidential Library, where a Cruz function was being held. The vampires who went made disparaging comments about the Republicans in attendance (What do you expect? It’s Hollywood.) and then there was a gruesome bloodbath. (We admittedly do not watch “True Blood,” so we can’t offer further context, but we know it’s a show about vampires and can be quite grisly.) Cruz, not known for mincing words, shot back on social media several times Tuesday, drawing a comparison between the undead and Democrats. On his Facebook page Cruz wrote: Of all the places I never thought to be mentioned, HBO’s True Blood vampire show would have to be near the top of the list. Sunday night, they aired a misogynist and profanity-ridden episode where Texas Republicans are murdered attending a “Ted Cruz fundraiser.” Well, I’m sorry to have lost the vampire vote, but am astonished (and amused) that HBO is suggesting that hard-core leftists are blood-sucking fiends….

If he were any kind of real leader, he would have just ignored it, and not only because True Blood is stupid as hell now, but if your desire to be President is to be believed, then why would you give a shit, how a television show portrays you? Shouldn’t you have, like, I don’t know, real shit to worry about? Oh, I know why. It’s because he’s a petty, insecure dork with narcissistic personality disorder who was raised by a dude who fought for Castro and is now trying to overcompensate for that by saying gay marriage is a government conspiracy. Ted Cruz is also Canadian, so everything is gay to him unless the other dude uses syrup.

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Britney Spears Is Releasing A Lingerie Line By todd July 23, 2014
Britney Spears Is Releasing A Lingerie Line

 

 

NOTE: Photoshop sold separately.

The underwear range is titled The Intimate Collection and includes the sexy black mesh-panelled bra and high-waisted pants Spears models in her Instagram photo. While it’s not yet clear if Britney will model the whole range, she does have previous experience of posing in her own designs, having starred in her Candie’s collection campaign in 2010. The Intimate Collection’s official website states that the line will initially be launching in the US and Canada on September 9th, then in Europe on September 26th.

Britney Spears is releasing a lingerie line. Think about that for a minute. Then realize it’s like Casey Anthony releasing her own fragrance.

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Lana Del Rey Had Sex To Get A Record Deal, Didn’t Get One By todd July 23, 2014
Lana Del Rey Had Sex To Get A Record Deal, Didn’t Get One

 

In the August/September 2014 issue of Complex magazine, Lana Del Rey discusses her track “Fucked My Way To The Top”, which she apparently meant ironically  (things hipsters like), because she’s banged everyone in the record industry and that didn’t help.

“It’s commentary, like, ‘I know what you think of me,’ and I’m alluding to that. You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying.”

I really don’t think anything about Lana Del Rey besides her manager is missing out on a great revenue stream by not exclusively playing her music in methadone clinics, but now I know she’s pretty much a dead lay. Because, like, that’s what she just alluded to. Which is also annoying.

 

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Zoe Saldana Is Pregnant By todd July 23, 2014
Zoe Saldana Is Pregnant

 

Sadly, it isn’t mine.

Forget Rosemary’s baby — Zoe is expecting one of her own! Zoe Saldana is pregnant and expecting her first child with husband Marco Perego, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. “Zoe is about three months pregnant,” the insider tells Us of the Guardians of the Galaxy actress, 36. “But she will only announce the news when she’s ready.” Another insider says she and Italian artist Perego, 35, can’t wait to be parents. “Zoe has always wanted a big family,” the second source says, “and Marco’s on board too!”

Zoe Saldana is hot and her husband looks like he’s waiting on a second call back to be on the cover of a romance novel, so there’s a 90% chance this will be a beautiful interracial baby. So there’s a 100% chance this won’t be a leading news story on the local Kentucky news.

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Hey, Kendall Jenner Is Topless By todd July 23, 2014
Hey, Kendall Jenner Is Topless

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Kendall Jenner took her clothes off and had somebody take her picture. By the time she’s 25, we’l be able to draw her cervix from memory.

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Philip Seymour Hoffman Is A Dick By todd July 22, 2014
Philip Seymour Hoffman Is A Dick

 

Does Obamacare cover years of intense psychotherapy? If so, somebody let his kids know.

Philip Seymour Hoffman had amassed quite the estate after 25 years in the business and when he died tragically on Feb. 2 of a heroin overdose, he had his estate in order per his exact wishes. According to probate documents filed in New York City and obtained Monday by E! News, Hoffman had told his former accountant that he “did not want his children to be considered ‘trust fund’ kids,” and therefore left the entirety of his reported $35 million estate to his partner Mimi O’Donnell. David Friedman, who had advised Hoffman in financial matters, told attorney James H. Hill that the Capote star had told him as recently as one year before his death that his wishes had not changed as far as leaving all the money to Mimi, knowing she’d be raising their children with that money.

Sure, Philip Seymour Hoffman was a fantastic actor, but let’s be real for a minute. He didn’t die “tragically”. He died because he was a heroin junkie. That’s pretty high on the list of things that can be easily avoided. He also apparently wants to teach his kids a valuable lesson by allowing them to grow up without a father, who on the way to the grave, told them to fuck off one last time by denying them any benefits of the career that took him away from them in the first place. I feel like my extensive use of pronouns in this post makes it lose some of its power. Anyway, dick move bro.

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