Caitlyn Jenner Is GarbageBy toddJune 19, 2017
Caitlyn Jenner Is Garbage

 

After Steve Scalise got shot by a Bernie bro, you probably read a lot of horrible takes dripping with hypocrisy and forced narratives, but Caitlyn Jenner was asked to speak at the College Republican National Committee’s convention in Virginia for some reason and probably should have shut the hell up.

“Nobody deserves what happened out there,” Jenner began. “There’s no justification.” “There are crazy people. We have to minimize that type of stuff,” the Olympic champion added, reacting to the shooting that targeted a Republican practice for the annual congressional baseball game on Wednesday, hospitalizing five people, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise who remains in critical condition. “As far as the people that were injured, it’s an absolute shame. You just want them to recover,” Jenner continued. “Fortunately the guy was a really bad shot… liberals can’t even shoot straight.”

I guess we can just ignore the fact that Caitlyn Jenner can’t even drive without killing someone. Cool. Maybe that’s really good driving to her. Yes, it’s still “her” and not “him”. Y’all can’t act like you don’t want her now. If you can handle her at her Vanity Fair cover, you can handle her at her whatever psychosis this is. Sorry. *moonwalks away*

 

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Beyonce’s Twins Are Still In The Hospital With A ‘Minor Issue’By toddJune 19, 2017
Beyonce’s Twins Are Still In The Hospital With A ‘Minor Issue’

 

Beyonce had her twins on Monday, but they’ve been in the hospital for a week because of something. Nobody knows.

Beyonce has given birth to a boy and a girl, but an issue surfaced that has kept them in the hospital for nearly a week … TMZ has confirmed. Sources connected with the family tell us the twins were born Monday in a Los Angeles hospital. We’re told a “minor issue” surfaced, and as a result … doctors do not feel comfortable releasing them. We do not know the nature of the issue.  One source told us Beyonce also remains at the hospital, but as far as we know she’s okay. The babies are expected to be okay as well.

The “minor issue” might be the birth mother is holding up signing the adoption papers until Jay Z gives her a record deal. The “minor issue” might be the boy twin doesn’t want to leave because he found out he wasn’t born in Wakanda and he won’t be Black Panther. The “minor issue” might be Blue Ivy has hid them and won’t release them until her demands are met. I guess we’ll find out eventually. Or not. Either or is fine.

 

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Ariel Winter In A Bikini & LinksBy toddJune 19, 2017

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on

 

Michael Phelps is going to race a shark   [  Dlisted  ]

The wind vs. Ronda Rousey‘s dress  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Rihanna‘s nipples are in a video  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Elle Fanning is becoming a basic Instagram chick  [  Popoholic  ]

This sci-fi short film Rakka starring Sigourney Weaver is insane  [  Egotastic  ]

Sarah Hyland in a swimsuit  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Krysten Ritter‘s nipples are filming Jessica Jones S2  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Hello there, Olivia Wilde  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jada Pinkett Smith hates All Eyez On Me   [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman script was painful   [  The Blemish  ]

More Ariel Winter  [  IDLY  ]

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Jun 18, 2017 at 5:13pm PDT   Michael Phelps is going to race a shark   [  Dlisted  ] The wind vs. Ronda Rousey‘s…

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Lena Dunham Is Naked AgainBy toddJune 16, 2017
Lena Dunham Is Naked Again

 

Hopefully they make a pill to cure Lena Dunham‘s noxious narcissism and obvious self-loathing, but until then, I guess we all have to suffer. Lena Dunham has posted yet another naked selfie to tell us once again how much she loves her body even though other people don’t and how she’s comfortable with her body and oh god please stop. Just stop. If you need type a caption on a naked pic to make people feel sorry for you, maybe you shouldn’t be posting naked pics. Only people who constantly say they love their bodies hate their bodies this much. Remember the time she called Odell Beckham a misogynist for not talking to her ugly ass?  Cover this shit up with a Trump 2020 t-shirt so Democrats can finally win an election.

 

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Patton Oswalt Is Dating Meredith SalengerBy toddJune 16, 2017
Patton Oswalt Is Dating Meredith Salenger

 

If you’re wondering how long it would take for Patton Oswalt to get horny after finding his wife of 11 years dead in their bed, it’s 14 months. It took 14 months.

But Patton Oswalt was smiling again on Wednesday as he made his red carpet debut with new girlfriend, actress Meredith Salenger. The couple held hands as they arrived at the premiere for Baby Driver in Los Angeles.

According to Meredith Salenger’s Instagram, she’s already in love, so obviously it was less than 14 months. Oswalt’s wife solved mysteries, so we can’t put her on the case of how long this has been going on.

 

I’m super in love guys. Just FYI.

A post shared by Meredith Salenger (@meredithsalenger) on


I found a video where Meredith Salenger was hot. It’s in standard definition.

 

 

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Elle Fanning In A Sports BraBy toddJune 16, 2017

I’m not sure if Elle Fanning ate Dakota Fanning and consumed her power or casting directors realized Elle Fanning is the less weird-looking Fanning or what, but all I’m saying is we haven’t seen Dakota in anything for a while. That seems like a good thing. Maybe Elle Fanning in workout clothes is a good thing. I don’t know. She’s painfully white. Maybe one of you like jacking off to ghosts. I’m here to help. I stand with you.

I’m not sure if Elle Fanning ate Dakota Fanning and consumed her power or casting directors realized Elle Fanning is the less weird-looking Fanning or what, but all I’m saying…

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Bella Thorne Looks Like This NowBy toddJune 15, 2017

Apparently Scott Disick felt so bad about how he treated Bella Thorne that he sent her the same flowers he sent Kourtney Kardashian an hour later, so it’s obvious she feels loved. And when women feel loved they cut their own bangs in the kitchen sink or shave their head or change their hair color to some weird shit so feminist bloggers can call them brave. I guess this is brave. It’s also brave that I still wanna smash. No judgment. My family and I request that you respect our privacy at this time.

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Selena Gomez Is Gay For Herself In Her New Video For ‘Bad Liar’By toddJune 15, 2017
Selena Gomez Is Gay For Herself In Her New Video For ‘Bad Liar’

 

Selena Gomez has a new video for her song “Bad Liar” or whatever, and she expects us to believe that she’s a 70s high school nerd that nobody likes. A 70s high school nerd that nobody likes who also wants to bang the her sexy blonde gym teacher who is Selena Gomez is a blond wig. So if you’re gay, you can believe Selena Gomez made a video for you about gay love or you can believe this director pitched this concept to Selena and she agreed but didn’t want to be offscreen for longer than two seconds.

 

 

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Katy Perry Ranked The Dudes She’s BangedBy toddJune 14, 2017
Katy Perry Ranked The Dudes She’s Banged

 

Remember that weird ass Katy Perry livestream? It got weirder.

During her four-day livestream to promote new album ‘Witness’, Perry was joined by James Corden, who asked her to rank the bedroom prowess of three of her famous lovers: Diplo, Orlando Bloom, and John Mayer. Perry called all three “amazing lovers”, adding jokingly that she “wants to have sex with all of them when I get out of this place!” But when pressed by Corden, she ranked Mayer first, followed by Bloom in second, and then Diplo third because “he’s a DJ”.

Diplo was not pleased. Not that we should care.

In his defense, he’s probably still bitter about the time Lorde told the world he has a little dick. Russell Brand is probably too busy making a YouTube video while high on shrooms to care. John Mayer probably printed this out and had it framed or attached it to his resume.

 

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Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her BoobsBy toddJune 14, 2017
Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her Boobs

 

Bella Thorne did an interview with Complex where I just found out her father died in a car accident in 2007 (this explains a lot). She also explains her deal with Scott Disick.

“Scott is really nice, sweet, charming. I don’t drink, and he really drinks a lot. And it just ended up …I just wasn’t down. I was like, ‘I gotta leave.’ We were [at Cannes] a day and a half before I was like I’m booking my flight and leaving. I love to go out and have fun, I love to fucking dance, but I just don’t party hardcore like that and it was way too much for me. I was like, ‘Woah, this is not the way I live my life, bruh.’”

She also explains those Cannes pap pics:

“Honestly, my nipple came out of my bikini and he tried to fix it for me and it looks like he’s grabbing my boob. That’s very nice of you to actually not sit there and stare at my nipple because my boobs are big—they come out of my shirt all the time! You can’t keep those suckers down.”

They’re not that big, but okay. Bella Thorne is also thirsty for Quentin Tarantino. Didn’t see that coming.

She’s met Tarantino several times over the years—most recently at The Hateful Eight premiere. Thorne jokes about her inner monologue while talking to him there. “I would marry you. I literally would marry Quentin Tarantino. Like I love you, dude.”

I haven’t really taken a long look at Bella Thorne’s feet, but if she wants to marry Tarantino, she might want to get those in order. And maybe practice saying “nigger” a lot. He’s really into both of those.

 

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