I assume Blac Chyna was in a meeting trying to figure out how to keep cashing in on her Kardashian fame and somebody said, “lol Chyna dolls” as a joke and now this is where we are. It’s important for little girls and boys to know they can grow up to be thots if they so choose. If these dolls don’t come with a bag of Hot Cheetos, they’re missing a great marketing strategy in my opinion.
There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have announced she was filming season 9 of Modern Family, but remember, this is Ariel Winter. She has large breasts and wants to remind us at every opportunity. She also has a very big ass. I believe Ariel Winter is the only current topic where you should listen to both sides.
2017 is such a dead baby thrown in the garbage that we have to hear Clay Aiken‘s name again (I’m from NC and this triggers me), but even though he ran for Congress as a Democrat in 2014 (also in NC), he defended Trump against accusations against racism even despite the fact Trump didn’t rent to black people, the time Trump pushed for the death penalty for the Central Park 5 (they were all innocent), the Mexican thing, the Muslim thing, and literally every other sign. I guess saying, “some Nazis might be good people” is something white people can’t easily digest.
Remember all those times I defended @realDonaldTrump and believed he was not actually racist? Well… I am a f*****g dumbass. #imsorry
DC has made one watchable movie out of three, Justice League sounds like a dumpster fire, The Batman has had more directors that Trump’s FBI, and every time you ask Ben Affleck about it, he gets fucking annoyed. So, it doesn’t seem like an impossibility that Affleck would turn into Billy Zane at the end of Titanic and start ripping lifeboats out of WB exec wives’ hands to jump off that sinking, lame ass ship. Enter, Casey Affleck.
Speaking on the WEEI Sports Radio Network, Affleck was asked about his brother’s upcoming The Batman with Matt Reeves. Jump to 6:03 (via Cosmic Book News) to see Casey Affleck crush a lot of neck beard dreams.
DC has made one watchable movie out of three, Justice League sounds like a dumpster fire, The Batman has had more directors that Trump’s FBI, and every time you…
Maybe it’s because Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets was bigger bomb than anything North Korea has, but director Luc Besson really, really hates movies that aren’t. Specifically, superhero movies. More specifically, Captain America. In an interview with Brazil’s Cinepop, Besson had this to say (thanks to Cinemablend for the translation):
After nearly four hours of deliberation, a jury ruled in favor of pop star Taylor Swiftin her countersuit against former radio host David Mueller for alleged assault and battery. Swift accused Mueller of groping her at a meet-and-greet event in June 2013. He will be required to pay$1 in damages to Swift….In a statement, Swift thanked the judge and her legal team for “fighting for me and anyone who feels silenced by a sexual assault.” “I acknowledge the privilege that I benefit from in life, in society and in my ability to shoulder the enormous cost of defending myself in a trial like this,” Swift added in the statement, obtained by CNN. “My hope is to help those whose voices should also be heard. Therefore, I will be making donations in the near future to multiple organizations that help sexual assault victims defend themselves.”
It’s been a really bad week for white dudes. They’ve taken so many L’s it’s hard to keep up. Like, Taylor Swift countersued this dude who stuck his whole hand up her ass, not for monetary damages, but just to savagely humiliate him in front of everybody for putting her through emotional hell. She’s probably gonna light some incense with that dollar he’s gotta pay her even though that dollar is figuratively priceless. Respect. I really want to grab her ass now if she says it’s okay.
You can read Taylor Swift’s brutal/hilariously passive aggressive testimony at her ass-grabbing trial, or you can skip it and just know that’s probably why she won. After nearly four hours…
Not sure if the person who took this picture knew to take it with the flash on, but here’s Tomi Lahren‘s boyfriend. A lot of you have told me that you don’t see color, but if you look hard enough, you can kinda make out that he’s black. When Conservative Barbie is out here getting plowed by black penis, I guess average white men have no choice but to get in big group together in a college town on a Friday night and carry tiki torches. I think that’s probably it. Tomi Lahren will probably make a video about how much she’s on their side as soon as her boyfriend unpins her knees from her temples.
Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone down that whole master race thing. Bella Thorne is 19. She’s 19. She’s 19 and looks like this. If this was Nazi Germany, she’d be in the euthanasia program. In 2017 Florida, she’d be a featured dancer. This is why we should always fight for American values and ideals.
Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone…
Katherine Langford is that chick who was in that Netflix show that tried to make teen suicide look like a fun, cool project to do for some reason. Great job, guys. And why didn’t that dude listen to all the tapes at once? Oh yeah, they needed 13 episodes. Forgot about that. Yeah, so Katherine Langford is cute and thick and brunette. Hollywood only has room for one of those, so Kat Dennings better watch her back at auditions.
Katherine Langford is that chick who was in that Netflix show that tried to make teen suicide look like a fun, cool project to do for some reason. Great job,…