Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya HardingBy toddJanuary 18, 2017
Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya Harding

 

I know we talk about whitewashing happening a lot in Hollywood, but why don’t we ever talk about hotwashing? Because there’s no way in hell I’m supposed to believe Margot Robbie is Tonya Harding. Oh wait. Maybe I can.

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  I know we talk about whitewashing happening a lot in Hollywood, but why don’t we ever talk about hotwashing? Because there’s no way in hell I’m supposed to believe…

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Betty White Is 95 TodayBy toddJanuary 17, 2017
Betty White Is 95 Today

 

I woke up and saw Betty White trending on Twitter and immediately prepared myself to sink into a deep depression and a Golden Girls marathon, but turns out its just her birthday. She’s 95 today. And the only Golden Girl left. It was a little hit or miss there in 2016. Turning 95 on this Earth is its own accomplishment, so happy birthday. I would say here’s to 95 more, but when Amber Heard takes all of Elon Musk’s money, that technology might not be available for a while.

  I woke up and saw Betty White trending on Twitter and immediately prepared myself to sink into a deep depression and a Golden Girls marathon, but turns out its just…

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‘Wonder Woman’ Is Apparently A DisasterBy toddJanuary 17, 2017
‘Wonder Woman’ Is Apparently A Disaster

 

You probably can’t see it, but I’m clutching my pearls, because an insider who told us that Batman v Superman sucked before it came out, now says Wonder Woman is a fucking disaster.

“So, I don’t want to throw anyone under the bus. We have somebody within our community who has gotten insider information that broke my effing heart this week, because I have tremendous belief that Wonder Woman is gonna be awesome and I heard it stinks from the same person who told me that they heard that BvS stinks…The person who I spoke to…their response was ‘I’m very disappointed in what I saw, and it seems like all the problems are the same problems. It’s discombobulated, it doesn’t have narrative flow. It’s just very disjointed.

Wonder Woman

 

Look, you’ve seen Man of Steel. You’ve seen Batman v Superman. You’ve seen Suicide Squad.  Are we gonna pretend Wonder Woman is gonna be any better? Warner Bros. and DC legit have no idea what they’re doing with the DCEU. They throw shit at the screen, the shit makes money, so they make more shit. And if your first argument is to quote me box office numbers, congrats, you’re part of the problem. This is strange a concept, but what if a movie made money and was good at the same time? I know, crazy. At least Gal Gadot will look hot in the costume. At least we have that. Christ.

 

This thing is two hours, but they kick off the show with it. Good times.

 

  You probably can’t see it, but I’m clutching my pearls, because an insider who told us that Batman v Superman sucked before it came out, now says Wonder Woman…

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God Bless Emily Ratajkowski & LinksBy toddJanuary 17, 2017

A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on

 

Ashley Graham‘s butt is fashion now   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Kourtney Kardashian is see through   (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Whatever Kim Kardashian says is a lie   [  The Superficial   ]

Miley Cyrus threw a N.W.A.-themed birthday party    [  Dlisted  ]

We see what you did there, Amy Adams  (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Selena Weber in a bikini in Miami  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Taylor Hill remains attractive  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Zoe Saldana has a take on Trump that will be dismissed in the same way  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Mia Khalifa remains a bitch  [  COED   ]

Good lawd, Megan Fox  [  Popoholic  ]

Emily Ratajkowski naked #NeverForget (NSFW)   [  IDLY  ]

 

A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jan 16, 2017 at 11:00am PST   Ashley Graham‘s butt is fashion now   [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Kourtney Kardashian is see through…

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MY GOD IT’S OVERBy toddJanuary 16, 2017
MY GOD IT’S OVER

 

So far, 2017 isn’t much better than 2016, but the Dallas Cowboys took the L last night, but the greatest news of all might be that the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce shit is finally fucking over.

 

Have a seat, Amber.

Amber was trying to delay the final divorce so she could take Johnny’s deposition, but the judge turned thumbs down in a hearing Friday, saying enough was enough.

Why did you stand up? Take another seat, Amber.

Johnny had agreed to pay Amber $7 million to settle the divorce, but Amber attempted to renegotiate the settlement. The judge ruled the $7 mil settlement stood, and that’s what she’ll get.

You too, Johnny. Oh, Amber please take a third one.

Johnny’s lawyers asked the judge to impose a $100k sanction on Amber for delaying the proceeding, but the judge rejected that. She wanted Johnny to pay her attorney’s fees but the judge said each should foot their own bills.

Both of these people are assholes, so I really don’t care what happens here. Actually, that’s a lie, because I’ve been posting about it since day one and haven’t let it go. What’s wrong with me? What have become? There’s no titties in this.

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It’s Julianne Hough’s Abs AgainBy toddJanuary 16, 2017

I realize I’m posting two white girls in a row on MLK Day, but we’ve made enough progress that I can look at these and not get shot, so hopefully MLK would appreciate this. That being said, here’s Julianne Hough leaving the ab place again where I assume she just works out her abs and butt. This building looks pretty secret. Ashley Graham probably doesn’t know where this building is.

I realize I’m posting two white girls in a row on MLK Day, but we’ve made enough progress that I can look at these and not get shot, so hopefully…

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Kate Upton’s Rack Did LOVE AdventBy toddJanuary 16, 2017
Kate Upton’s Rack Did LOVE Advent

 

Kate Upton is horrifically dumb and petty, but she’s blonde, reasonably attractive, and has giant tits. History teaches us, that much like NFL running backs, she will be relevant until she hits 30. So we have some time. She did LOVE Advent thing. Here’s the video.  They knew that bra didn’t fit.

 

 

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MLK Day Dump 01.16.2017By toddJanuary 16, 2017

chaos

A photo posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on

 

I’m doing the Weekend Dump on MLK Day, because it’s technically a holiday. It should be a good time. It’s a good day for your conservative friends to post Martin Luther King, Jr. quotes without any context or understanding, and telling you that he never looted, rioted, or burned anything down even though their grandparents made his life and cause a living hell, put him in jail, then killed him anyway. Here’s some pictures to look at while you think of some flame Facebook comments. I have a dream that you’ll do me proud.

 

chaos A photo posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Jan 14, 2017 at 12:27pm PST   I’m doing the Weekend Dump on MLK Day, because it’s technically a holiday. It should…

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Lena Dunham Is Doing That “Real Woman” Shit Again, EveryoneBy toddJanuary 13, 2017
Lena Dunham Is Doing That “Real Woman” Shit Again, Everyone

 

Let’s forget for a moment that the “standards of beauty” are literally different for every person on the planet, Lonely Lingerie has created oh Jesus I can’t finish this.

New Zealand underwear label Lonely Lingerie has launched a no-frills underwear campaign called ‘#LonelyGirlsProject’. It features real women photographed in casual settings–more often than not in their very own homes.

Pretty please, with sugar on top, can we stop with the “real women” bullshit? I was under the impression that the only criteria for being a real woman was having a vagina. Unless you mean that “real women” like to eat and not work out. What if I told you that Victoria’s Secret models weren’t androids created in a lab, but real women who also consume food and have vaginas. They also managed to win the genetic lottery? And what if I told you this doesn’t make them less realer than women who wear Spanx to hide their Type 2 Diabetes? Please get over it. You’re not helping anyone.

 

But here’s two rich white ladies in their apartment in Bedstuy. I’m sure all “real women” can relate:

 

An outtake of our Lonely Girls, Lena & Jemima Shot by @zaraeloise for #lonelygirlsproject

A photo posted by Lonely Lingerie (@lonelylingerie) on

Lena & Jemima for Lonely Girls ♡ Shot by @zaraeloise in NYC for #lonelygirlsproject

A photo posted by Lonely Lingerie (@lonelylingerie) on

 

And if your message and cause about celebrating “real women” diluted and never to be taking seriously again, ask Kylie Jenner to be involved because you need Instagram likes. Great work.

 

@kyliejenner in her Lexi Underwire. #LonelyLingerie

A photo posted by Lonely Lingerie (@lonelylingerie) on

 

Since we’re on the topic of Lena Dunham and lies, she’s on the cover of Nylon. They call her a “feminist powerhouse”. Of course I expect to read shit like this on Friday the 13th:

 

Our February cover is here! And we’re thrilled to have feminist powerhouse and queen of controversy @lenadunham gracing it We met up with Dunham in L.A. and talked about the emotional rollercoaster that is the final season of ‘Girls,’ self-awareness, our current political climate, and more // Click the link in our bio for our full interview with Dunham, and grab a copy of our February issue on newsstands 1/17! photographer: @sofiaandmauro // photo assistants: Leon Singleton & @seancostellophoto // stylist: @sallylyndley // stylist’s assistants: Nicola Rowlands & @hntrwdrff // hair: @marcusrfrancis at @starworksartists // makeup: @fabiolamakeup at @traceymattinglyllc // manicurist: @kaitmosh at @cloutierremix // set design: Jamie Dean at @walterschupfermanagement

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Robin Thicke Is Being Investigated For Alleged Child AbuseBy toddJanuary 13, 2017
Robin Thicke Is Being Investigated For Alleged Child Abuse

 

Robin Thicke is currently in a custody battle with his ex-wife, Paula Patton. He’s also being investigated by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services for child abuse of their son. Maybe Alan Thicke knew about this and thought of a way not to testify.

Their six-year-old son Julian reportedly told school officials that Thicke allegedly spanked him more than once. The school then allegedly reported the incident to the DCFS on January 3 and the department opened an investigation. The DCFS has since interviewed Julian and are scheduled to interview Thicke in the afternoon of Thursday, January 12, according to court documents seen by Us Weekly.  Patton then reportedly denied Thicke access to Julian and filed an emergency order asking a judge to restrict the Grammy nominee’s time with his son to monitored daytime visits only. In court documents obtained by Us Weekly, Thicke denies any wrongdoing and maintains: “On a very rare occasion and only as a last resort, I will use light spanking, but it is consistent with the law — open hand on the butt. This is the type of discipline to which Paula and I agreed during our marriage.”

I also will use light spanking, but not in this context. Call me. But if Paula Patton allows her kid to listen to Robin Thicke’s music, then does she really have the right to point any fingers here? Hasn’t thi child suffered enough?

 

#fbf Robin Thicke did bring Emily Ratajkowski into the world, so if he wants to spank his kid, no harm done.

 

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