If you've been reading this for a while, you know that I'd machete a room full of blondes to get to the other room in the back filled with brunettes with blue or green eyes, so it's really know surprise that my penis has been in an internal struggle for years now trying to decide if he wants to impregnate Jessica Lowndes and Ashley Greene. It's a really long, complicated story, but the short answer is both. The answer is both. And here's the twist: preferably at the same time.
Seen here at last night's 2013 MTV Movie Awards where she won the Trailblazer Award despite only being 22 (ok, then), Emma Watson stars in Sofia Coppola's new flick, The Bling Ring (the movie about the Hollywood kids who broke into Paris Hilton's and Lindsay Lohans' houses). And in the movie she pole dances. And since all of you are degenerate perverts, I'm posting this because the most traffic I'e ever received on the site is from the search term, "Emma Watson Upskirt". What's the matter with you? Quite frankly you all disgust me. Call me, Hermione. Let's open a bottle of wine and talk about this. What? Oh no, it's not like that. Let's just see what comes natural, baby.
Apparently photographer Russell James was paid a lot to take pictures of Kendall Jenner (seen here with no ass) in the Australian Outback, and now those pictures were on display at a private viewing called "Nomad: Two Worlds". No idea what thant means, but "E! News exclusively caught up with the 17-year-old" (translation: E! News was had this scheduled for weeks and were prepared with questions to further Kris Jenner's agenda), to ask her about her future modeling plans. I give her credit. Bitch is trying to outkick her coverage on this one . E! reports:
Since James' credits include campaigns for Victoria's Secret, we asked her if she'd ever consider modeling for the world-famous lingerie brand. "It's always been kind of a dream of mine," Kendall admitted. "It's something I'd love to do."
A Victoria's Secret model? I mean, she mean JC Penny model, right? Because good luck with her walking into a room with Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge and somebody not mistaking her for a witch then setting her on fire.
Robert Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the photocall for Iron Man 3, and I'm just going to go ahead and say it. Tony Stark would beat his ass for this. I don't know if he's there to promote a movie or look for Berries and Cream Starburst.