Reese Witherspoon Wants You To Know She Was Just Being ProtectiveBy toddApril 23, 2013

Even though her arrest reporst says Reese Witherspoon was a mouthy drunk who only got arrested because she wouldn't shut the hell up and let the police do their job, a "source" (attempted PR spin) says the arresting officer misunderstood Witherspoon and she was only being "protective" because she was "afraid". Yes, because white people should be fearful for their lives when they are pulled over in a suburb. E! News reports:

"It wasn't like that," the source said, and explained that when the officer was handcuffing her, Witherspoon simply asked, "Do you know my name?"  as in "Don't you need to know my name?"  The source also added that there was no screaming or any sort of physical altercation between Witherspoon and the officer. "She was being protective of her husband and was fearful of the situation," they tell us.

Ah, yes. That's it. The cop just misunderstood her. That happens when you're drunk and hysterical. Or a drunk bitch. Either or. I guess we'll never be able to sole this great mystery, my friends.

Even though her arrest reporst says Reese Witherspoon was a mouthy drunk who only got arrested because she wouldn't shut the hell up and let the police do their job,…

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Russell Brand Is FearlessBy jessJanuary 09, 2011
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Cosmopolitan, your girlfriend’s guide to bronzer and blowjobs, named Russell Brand its “Fun, Fearless Male” of the year. From Music Rooms:

Asked what was the most fearless move he has ever made, the Get Him to the Greek star gushed that marrying Katy Perry topped everything.

“I have to say getting married,” Brand said. “It’s pretty wild that I’m going to spend the rest of my life with Katy.”

Cosmo picked a good one. It takes a brave soul to battle addictions. And to wake up to this everyday. Sweet Jesus. His wife looks like he found her at the bottom of a swamp, not the top of the Billboard 200.

Cosmopolitan, your girlfriend’s guide to bronzer and blowjobs, named Russell Brand its “Fun, Fearless Male” of the year. From Music Rooms: Asked what was the most fearless move he has…

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