Hey, It’s Reese Witherspoon In HandcuffsBy toddApril 23, 2013

 

Not sure how many of you have a drunk soccer mom in handcuffs fetish, but if you do, congratulations. This appears to be your lucky day.

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“I Don’t Want A Sock Around It”By toddAugust 18, 2010

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In their interview with Rolling Stone, the cast of True Blood talk about being naked. Then Alexander Skarsgard proceeded to make the whole room uncomfortable. Us Magazine says:

The cast of HBO’s True Blood not only strip down for the new Rolling Stone — they also bare all about shooting the show’s racy sex scenes. Says Alexander Skarsgard (who plays sexy vamp Eric): “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous. If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.”

This dude is kinda weird, but Eric is a badass, so I’ll just let this go. To be honest, it’d be cool if he didn’t give any more interviews. The more he talks the worse it gets. It’s like one day finding out that Batman is Steven Slater.

That being said, I’m pretty sure this scene was awkward:


In their interview with Rolling Stone, the cast of True Blood talk about being naked. Then Alexander Skarsgard proceeded to make the whole room uncomfortable. Us Magazine says: The cast…

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Diora Baird Is A Great ActressBy toddAugust 18, 2010
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Here’s Diora Baird in the upcoming remake of Night Of The Demons, where she enjoys her Hollywood run as “Girl With Huge Tits” in that one thing and “Topless Chick” in that other one. And it’s all because of these (NSFW). I’m not saying her tits are perfect, but Jesus would have a hard time not prematurely ejaculating to these.

Here’s Diora Baird in the upcoming remake of Night Of The Demons, where she enjoys her Hollywood run as “Girl With Huge Tits” in that one thing and “Topless Chick”…

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Snooki Is SuingBy toddAugust 18, 2010

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Jersey Shore is about drunk idiots who go to bars and clubs to get drunker, so it wasn’t really surprising when Snooki got arrested for being a drunk bitch last month in Seaside Heights. I wonder if she was drunk when she thought of this.

Get ready for a war in Jersey — because TMZ has learned Snooki is launching a full-scale legal offensive over her messy arrest in Seaside Heights last month. Snooki’s lawyer is demanding that prosecutors turn over all of the evidence they plan to use against the “Jersey Shore” star in her disorderly conduct case … and that includes everything from witnesses to lab reports to photos and even video footage.

Ok, here’s the photos and the video is below, but lab reports? Are scientists involved? Wait, is she a Cro-Magnon that was unthawed then shaved? Did she escape her cage and try out for a reality show? Because that would make a lot of sense.

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I Deserve To Be Blown FirstBy toddAugust 17, 2010

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There’s a story out today where Kim Kardashian overshares and says she’s completely hairless, but her sister Kourtney is in a bikini. So Kourtney wins. As you look at these, please remember that she just had a baby. She is and will always be the hot one. Especially now since Kim’s face looks like nonstick cookware. Can she even move her face? You could drop hot coals down her shirt and her facial expression would look like she rusted after she got caught in the rain chopping down a tree.

There’s a story out today where Kim Kardashian overshares and says she’s completely hairless, but her sister Kourtney is in a bikini. So Kourtney wins. As you look at these,…

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They’re Raping Errbody In A Galaxy Far, Far AwayBy toddAugust 16, 2010

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Orlando police responded to a call outside a Star Wars convention this weekend, but not because a button on a nerd’s Darth Vader suit dialed 911 instead of his mom by mistake. TMZ reports:

Former “America’s Next Top Model” champ Adrianne Curry called police in Orlando this weekend … claiming an allegedly drunk man reached up her skirt and “molested” her outside of a Star Wars convention. Curry called police around 3:00 AM on Sunday to report the incident that allegedly went down in front of the hotel where the Star Wars expo was going down … but claims it took more than an hour before cops arrived on scene. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the officer who arrived at the hotel claims he “came in contact with the male as he lay in the bushes at the entrance to the hotel.” The officer claims he spoke to multiple witnesses — one of which said the suspect “attempted several times to fight several other people as they stood outside waiting to be picked up for the Star Wars convention.” The man was eventually arrested for disorderly intoxication. Curry later Tweeted, “cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”

Yeah, so I’m not really sure what Adrianne Curry was expecting here. She’s a model at a Star Wars convention. A place where grown men dress up as make believe people from a non-existent universe then congregate together. The only time these dudes hear “drink specials” or “bottle service” is places where they sell game tokens and Mountain Dew Red. The last time they saw a hot girl is when she was hit with a fire spell on WoW. Adrianne Curry should just be glad that when she walked in they all didn’t change their name to Darth Multiple Miggs.

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