As if the world wasn’t suffering enough after the terrorist attack in Nice (you’ll never guess which religion!), Katy Perry dropped, “Rise“, her first new track since 2013. It’s supposed to be playing all over NBC’s coverage of the Rio Olympics, because what better soundtrack for athletes competing for the gold in an open sewer than Katy Perry. Anyway, here’s the lyrics to this bullshit:
Sad news to report: Ariel Winter looked like this yesterday. Let’s take a moment to remember happier times like this. Or this. And specifically this. And more importantly this. Let’s also not forget this. It’s important. Am I body shaming? I don’t know, maybe it’s more make up shaming or selfie light shaming? Who’s to say. Either way this is a dark day, friends. And for some reason WENN tells me these pictures can’t be published in Australia. What’s that about? Maybe people will think she’s a koala who figured out how to use a phone and drive a car. The government might not want that kind of panic in the streets.