Kate Hudson Did CosmopolitanBy toddSeptember 01, 2017
Kate Hudson Did Cosmopolitan

 

Does Kate Hudson act anymore? Is she still acting as a womb for irrelevant rock stars? Does it matter? Kate Hudson is 38 and is still getting it done. She seems fun and has a body built for fun and that sounds fun. She’s on the cover for the October issue of Cosmopolitan, and the words on the cover look like they’re targeting neurotic women with flat asses who can’t have an orgasm and may have also cheated or been cheated on recently. That doesn’t sound fun. Noe of that sounds fun.

 

  Does Kate Hudson act anymore? Is she still acting as a womb for irrelevant rock stars? Does it matter? Kate Hudson is 38 and is still getting it done….

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Amanda Seyfried’s Mom Rack Did The Venice Film FestivalBy toddSeptember 01, 2017
Amanda Seyfried’s Mom Rack Did The Venice Film Festival

 

Amanda Seyfried, still glowing from having the baby with the husband she snatched, attended the 74th Venice Film Festival where she has a movie with Ethan Hawke. It was only a matter of time before they did a movie together, because it seems like Ethan Hawke is in every movie. Anyway, the point of this post is that Amanda Seyfried has large breasts and they are larger now because she had a baby and she has them pushed up. We don’t need to make this overly complicated like the Rogue One plot. Just click through them.

 

  Amanda Seyfried, still glowing from having the baby with the husband she snatched, attended the 74th Venice Film Festival where she has a movie with Ethan Hawke. It was…

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Who Lets Ariel Winter Keep Doing This?By toddSeptember 26, 2016
Who Lets Ariel Winter Keep Doing This?




Ariel Winter showed up to yet another event with an overly long name on Friday night. This time it was  “Teen Vogue Celebrates 14th Annual Young Hollywood Issue”.  I hope when she was there that somebody introduced her to a gay dude, because I have no idea what’s going with the shit she’s been wearing lately. What is this about? What is the meaning of this? How does this happen? Why?What kind of mirror does she have at home? Is an imprisoned spirit trapped inside? Did ex-boyfriend bring her back the heart of a pig instead and that’s why they broke up? I don’t understand. Help me understand.


Ariel Winter showed up to yet another event with an overly long name on Friday night. This time it was  “Teen Vogue Celebrates 14th Annual Young Hollywood Issue”.  I hope…

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Tara Reid Is Living Her Best LifeBy toddSeptember 26, 2016
Tara Reid Is Living Her Best Life



Tara Reid, seen here with people asking her to smile even though she’s dead inside, was living the dream at a Philadelphia airport bar this weekend.

Tara Reid missed a flight to LA on Saturday because she was too busy hanging at an airport bar, a source said. Reid was seen at Jack Duggan’s Pub inside Philadelphia International Airport. A witness told us, “Tara was beyond tipsy” and was “sharing an egg sandwich with an air traveler.” A rep for Reid said: “She was exhausted from filming. Missed her flight and got on the next one. She wasn’t tipsy but extremely tired from filming.”

Pretty much every Tara Reid story ends with her rep having to deny she was drunk, but there’s tons of stories about actors who were so exhausted from filming that they got drunk and asked for a stranger’s egg salad sandwich at an airport bar. Look them up. It just make take a minute or two to scroll through all the Tara Reid ones.

Tara Reid, seen here with people asking her to smile even though she’s dead inside, was living the dream at a Philadelphia airport bar this weekend. Tara Reid missed a flight to…

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Sara Underwood Hates America & LinksBy toddSeptember 26, 2016



Nice shorts, Sara Sampaio  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ben Affleck  and Jennifer Garner had a totally fine date night  [  The Superficial   ]

Making A Murderer Steven Avery is engaged to a chick he met once   [  Dlisted  ]

Malin Akerman naked in Easy (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Claudia Galanti topless at the beach  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Hey’s it’s Katharine McPhee in a bikini  [  Popoholic   ]

Jim Carrey says he didn’t give STDs to his dead girlfriend  [  The Blemish  ]

Adriana Lima will get all these cougars fit   [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Zoey Deutch has your attention now  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Sara Underwood   [  IDLY  ]


Not sure what this about either tbh:

Merica by @stevebitanga Hair by @emilyhachebeauty #mtrainier #washington #getoutside #wildernessculture #exploremore #neverstopexploring A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Sep 25, 2016 at 10:20am PDT Nice shorts, Sara Sampaio …

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Ariel Winter Went To See DrakeBy toddSeptember 09, 2016

Ariel Winter is an 18-year old white girl and I think those get sent to a floating prison barge where they’re undergo shock feelings therapy if they don’t like Drake. And I don’t know if somebody was trolling when they got AQUAhydrate to host this event, but that would explain her dress and this Instagram post. I hope she was adequately hydrated.


Thank you so much @aquahydrate for an amazing night! @champagnepapi was absolutely incredible #drake #concert

A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) on

Ariel Winter is an 18-year old white girl and I think those get sent to a floating prison barge where they’re undergo shock feelings therapy if they don’t like Drake….

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Amber Heard Was Arrested In 2009 For Domestic Violence Against Tasya van ReeBy toddJune 07, 2016
Amber Heard Was Arrested In 2009 For Domestic Violence Against Tasya van Ree


I haven’t posted an Amber Heard and Johnny Depp story in a while, so let’s get caught up. She’s suing Doug Stanhope for “defamation of character”. No word yet if Depp is suing People and all of Heard’s friends. I’ll guess we’ll have to wait and see. She saved text messages from 2014 that show Johnny Depp abused her, but married him anyway. Why? I’ll let whatever reason you’re predisposed to believe light your path. On Friday, Heard had a four-hour “consultation” with Gloria Allred. I assume that wasn’t cheap. Oh, and back in 2009, Heard was arrested for domestic violence after assaulting her girlfriend, photographer Tasya van Ree. I hope Allred has a plan for that. 

According to law enforcement sources and documents, Amber and Tasya van Ree got in an argument on September 14, 2009 at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. Amber allegedly grabbed and struck Tasya in the arm, which upset Tasya and triggered the arrest. Amber was arrested and booked for misdemeanor domestic violence. Her mug shot was taken and she appeared in court the following day. TMZ has obtained audio of the court hearing, where the prosecutor declined to move forward with the case — we’re told because the women both lived in California. The judge told Amber she was not off the hook … prosecutors could reconsider and refile within the 2-year statute of limitations.

This news is somehow already being called a hit job by Depp’s PR team, so if Depp’s PR has the ability to go back in time and make Amber Heard get arrested for domestic violence, then I’m not confidant in Heard’s chances to win this. It’s also been sad that “it’s worth noting that Amber and Tasya stayed together for several years after this 2009 incident”. I guess it’s also worth nothing that Amber and Johnny did too, I guess. It’s also being said that this was just “a misunderstanding” and is irrelevant to Amber Heard’s case against Depp. I don’t think we’d call what Depp allegedly did to Amber a “misunderstanding” would we? Probably not. She may have just “grabbed and struck Tasya in the arm”, but domesic violence is domestic violence, no? Downplaying an act of domestic violence to support another act of domestic violence, isn’t something you’d want to do if you truly cared about victims, correct? Maybe I’m reading too much into this. And by the official count, Heard is the only who has been arrested for beating a woman so far. She didn’t even have the decency to do it in the privacy of her own home like Depp. Not cool, Amber!


Meanwhile, Johnny Depp is making promo videos and hanging out at Dracula’s castle with Tim Burton.


I haven’t posted an Amber Heard and Johnny Depp story in a while, so let’s get caught up. She’s suing Doug Stanhope for “defamation of character”. No word yet if…

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Jay-Z Is Just Jay Z NowBy toddJuly 18, 2013
Jay-Z Is Just Jay Z Now

 

Probably because he's about to sign a deal with HH Gregg to release a single on the new Maytag wall oven and the contract has a "no hyphen" clause, Jay-Z wants to be called just Jay Z from now on or something. I understand because names are important. Like, if I ever get called picked for jury duty, I'll only answer to Juror B-Real and hope I'm on an insanity trial. Spin reports:

The rapper formerly known as Jay-Z has been known to stylize his name as Jay Z for some time. Now word has trickled down through the powers-that-be that Jay Z is what we're all supposed to be calling him for the foreseeable future. Billboard editor Joe Levy reported the name change last night on Twitter, citing label sources. And Billboard has now adopted that punctuation (or lack thereof) in its articles.

So, there you go. It's just Jay Z now. You can still stay "Jay-Z" like you've always been doing, just remember that the hyphen is now silent.

  Probably because he's about to sign a deal with HH Gregg to release a single on the new Maytag wall oven and the contract has a "no hyphen" clause,…

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