These Are Some Hayley Atwell PicturesBy toddApril 27, 2015

I saw this post this weekend then I remembered Hayley Atwell in her episode of Black Mirror where her tits in her bra looked like that volcano in Chile, so I decided to post some pictures. Just so we’re clear, I assume these people are talking about Agent Carter. I thought it was a show about an inner city basketball coach, but I watched the first episode, and well, that was pretty much it. Because as it turns out, the only thing worse than a show about superheroes, is a show about superheroes with no superheroes in it set in the 1940s. Good thing this is 2015, so we can have forums like this to discuss issues such as these.

 

I saw this post this weekend then I remembered Hayley Atwell in her episode of Black Mirror where her tits in her bra looked like that volcano in Chile, so…
Justin Bieber Crashed A Prom This WeekendBy toddApril 27, 2015

I don’t think Justin Bieber ever finished high school, which would make him a sure fire GOP star if he ever decided to run for office, but he finally got to go to prom this weekend after L.A.’s Chatsworth Charter High School somehow allowed the Bieber in the building. Check out these videos! Looks like it was a great time! Especially that video of Bieber and that dude grinding on each other like they’re making coffee.

  A video posted by Justin Bieber Updates™ (@justinbiebertracker) on Apr 26, 2015 at 6:35am PDT   A video posted by Justin Bieber Updates™ (@justinbiebertracker) on Apr 26, 2015 at…

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Here’s The Rest Of Taylor Swift’s Glamour UK ShootBy toddApril 27, 2015

I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The link has some more stuff she said, which is basically what all women say at 25 (“I love my girls!”, “Girl power!”, “I’m finally comfortable with being me.” “I like ranch dressing and cheese.”), so if you want to read all that then feel free click on the link, or you can just save time and look at her legs. My vote would be just to look at her legs, because like, why ruin a good thing?

 

I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The…

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Hilary Duff Is On Tinder (Maybe), Wants PizzaBy toddApril 27, 2015

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them on the first “date” then never speaking to them again because you have like 20 more matches waiting to hook up, so screw you dude who gets to take Hilary Duff out “for pizza”. Note: I used quotation marks, because what’s in quotations doesn’t mean what it actually means. It’s like typed out air quotes. Pretty cool, huh?!

A Reddit user claims to have stumbled on her profile while swiping one night, sharing it with his fellow Tinder bros online and anxiously awaiting to see if a match would blossom from his discovery. It did not, but some super sleuths online feel like it might be the real Duff after comparing the Tinder profile to her Instagram page. Still, there’s plenty of people crying fake.

I mean, this is probably fake, but I’d like to live in a world where Hilary Duff is on Tinder and would swipe right on a brown dude visiting Los Angeles with an above average sized penis and an affinity for pizza and white girl vagina. This could either be me or my cousin Patrick.

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them…

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SoCal Glamour Girls Are FriendlyBy toddDecember 21, 2010

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Since I can’t afford to hire strippers or place ads on Craigslist to have chicks pose with the site’s name written on them, I have to rely on the unsolicited kindness of strangers with nice tits to help me out. Specifically Skyler Steele from SoCal Glamour Girls.

Busty redhead Skyler Steele sends some sexy Holiday love to the awesome guys that run the sexy celebrity website IDLYITW. If you are looking for sexy celebrity gossip and paparazzi photos, check them out!

You can see the rest of the pics here, but to be honest, Skyler looks a little bored and uninterested. Just like how I picture her if we ever had sex. Good thing that’s not a deal breaker for me.

Note: Thanks to Kat from SoCal for sending in this email and for knowing IDLYITW exists.

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Lindsay Might Go To Jail For BatteryBy toddDecember 21, 2010

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Lindsay Lohan is facing six months in jail after she allegedly assaulted a Betty Ford Clinic staff member following her drunken night out at a bar this weekend. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is a suspect in a criminal battery investigation and the alleged victim — a staff member at Betty Ford — wants Lindsay prosecuted … this according to law enforcement sources. The Palm Desert Police Department is now investigating an altercation that occurred after Lindsay and her roommates reportedly went to a bar and came back home. Upon arriving at the house, the incident with a female staffer from Betty Ford allegedly went down. The police received a call at 1:03 AM on December 12 for “hand-to-hand battery.” Cops came to Betty Ford after receiving the call and interviewed both the staffer and Lindsay. We’re told the staffer “desired prosecution.” We’re told when the police finish the investigation, the case will be forwarded to prosecutors for review.

But of course in Lindsay’s coke-addled, paranoid, and delusional mind, this whole thing is just some sort of grand conspiracy cleverly orchestrated to ruin her life. TMZ reports:

Lindsay is telling people close to her … the drama unfolded when she arrived to the BFC on December 12 roughly ten minutes after her curfew. Lindsay claims when she walked into the BFC — a female staff member was “unfairly” scolding her about the situation … and demanded the actress take a drug/alcohol test. We’re told it was during the heated exchange that the woman “put her hands on Lindsay.” Lindsay claims she told the woman, “Take your hands off of me” and then “pushed back.” As we previously reported, local police received a call at 1:03 AM for “hand-to-hand battery” — and LiLo was named as a suspect. The staffer wants LiLo prosecuted for criminal battery. We’re told Lindsay feels the staffer has had it out for her for a while … and with LiLo reaching the end of her stay at the clinic, the actress believes the staffer was looking for a final confrontation.

Lindsay Lohan would wear an exploding collar and agree to be hunted on an deserted island if it meant an open bar was the grand prize, so of course she hit this chick. She got drunk, came back, the staffer called her out, then Lindsay threw a hissy fit because a mere mortal had the audacity to question her. I swear, if she goes to court and the words “lethal” and “injection” aren’t brought up at least once I might do something drastic. Like wash the dishes. It’s getting out of hand in there.

Lindsay Lohan is facing six months in jail after she allegedly assaulted a Betty Ford Clinic staff member following her drunken night out at a bar this weekend. TMZ reports:…

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“After Dating Man ‘Who Was Not A Muslim'”By toddDecember 21, 2010

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Hey, remember when I posted this story about Harry Potter actress, Afshan Azad, and I said it sounded like an attempted honor killing? And remember after that I got hate mail and death threats because I was an “ignorant faggot” and an “intolerant racist who perpetuates stereotypes”? Yeah, turns out it wasn’t me being those things. It was her family. Sorry. Daily Mail reports:

A Harry Potter actress fled her home after her father and brother threatened to kill her for going out with a Hindu man, a court heard yesterday. Afshan Azad, 22, who appeared in the blockbuster movies as Padma Patil, was attacked and branded a ‘slag’ when Muslim relatives found out about her boyfriend. The actress was so scared that she escaped out of her bedroom window and later fled her home city. He added: ‘The reason for the assault, apparently her association with a Hindu man, that apparently being disapproved of by her family who are Muslim.’ Mr Vardon said Abul Azad had been woken up by his son, Ashraf, shouting: ‘Sort out your daughter! She’s a slag.’ He went on: ‘He continued to further assault her, shouting, “Just kill her!”’ Reading from the victim’s statement, the prosecutor added: ‘My father began saying he would do it, a reference to kill her, as he did not want his sons to have her blood on their hands and he would do time for it. Then she began to feel very scared.’

This is normally the time when I gloat and tell you that you should never disagree with me, but as much as I like sweeping generalizations, I know this isn’t the time or place for that. But some truths should be self-evident. Like you know not to bother reaching for your insurance information when a car load of Mexicans hit your car, because they’ll already be out of the car and hopping a fence before you do. You know that when a white woman ends up missing, the police will eventually find her chopped up in her husband’s shoebox. You know that when you see a black woman behind a counter, she might not be the most helpful. And you know that every time I come around your city, bling bling. Pinky ring worth about 50, bling bling.

Hey, remember when I posted this story about Harry Potter actress, Afshan Azad, and I said it sounded like an attempted honor killing? And remember after that I got hate…

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Lindsay Is Totally Committed To SobrietyBy toddDecember 20, 2010

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Brace yourself. You’re gonna believe this. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s roommates had a party a week ago last Saturday night, and TMZ has learned the booze was flowing and the girls got in a heap of trouble. We’re told Lindsay and her roomies were staying at a satellite house at the Betty Ford Clinic. The roommates were “drinking heavily” and somehow the Betty Ford people found out and busted them. The roommates were moved back to the main facility at Betty Ford, which has more supervision. As for Lindsay, we’re told there was no evidence she had been drinking, but we’re told after the incident Betty Ford officials decided Lindsay could not leave the area for Christmas. We’re also told Lindsay has gone back to the main Betty Ford facility, not for punishment but for “intensive therapy.” By the way, sources connected with Lindsay are telling us she went out with two of her roommates the night of the party to a bar. We could not independently confirm the story, however, again, we’re told there’s no evidence Lindsay was drinking.

So to recap, six trips to rehab (this time at Betty Ford where she was sent when anybody else would have been sent to jail for a year), and as soon as she steps foot outside the clinic, she’s drinking like a rescued man from a deserted island at his welcome home party. Jesus. Can’t they just let this bitch out so she can be found in a ditch with her panties in her mouth and a Ketel One bottle up her ass? It pretty much seems like the only scenario in which this fucking idiot will think that alcohol is bad.

Brace yourself. You’re gonna believe this. TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan’s roommates had a party a week ago last Saturday night, and TMZ has learned the booze was flowing and the…

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Blake Lively and Jessica Alba Just Had SexBy toddDecember 20, 2010

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The Amanda Knox trial or a cat getting thrown into a fireplace is funnier than anything on SNL, but apparently this weekend Andy Samberg had a digital short called, “I Just Had Sex”. And it had cameos by Blake Lively and Jessica Alba. I laughed harder when I broke my tibula that one time, but at least this has Blake Lively and Jessica Alba seemingly disappointed in having sex with two nerdy white dudes. So, yeah, I guess there’s that.

Blake Lively and her painful looking implants:

Jessica Alba and her comfortable looking ass:

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Vanessa Hudgens Is 22, Still SingleBy toddDecember 20, 2010

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Vanessa Hudgens and her hot little ass celebrated her 22nd birthday and split from Zac Efron at PURE in Las Vegas this weekend, and I don’t want this to sound crass or degrading in any way, but I would do so much damage to this chick’s anus our sex tape would have to be filmed by Abraham Zapruder.

Vanessa Hudgens and her hot little ass celebrated her 22nd birthday and split from Zac Efron at PURE in Las Vegas this weekend, and I don’t want this to sound…

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