Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)
May Olivia Wilde's first child be a masculine child. E! reports:
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' first child will be a boy, the pregnant Her actress announced after the 71st Annual Golden Globes ended on Sunday, Jan. 12. The 29-year-old beauty dressed her baby bump in an emerald sequined Gucci gown for the star-studded event. "Until about a week ago, I just looked fat!" she told People of selecting a floor-length gown. "I wanted to be like, 'I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!'"…The mom-to-be's son was quite active that evening. "He was kicking the whole time, going, 'Where are we?!'" said Wilde, who told E! News that she's due on May 4. The once-wed actress also revealed that she loves her new body. "It's great—I've never had boobs before!" joked the Drinking Buddies star.
That's cool, but I wonder what her next 20 kids will be? If I was Jason Sudeikis, I'd put her in a jean skirt and some Keds and do what comes naturally.