Kim And Kanye Still Don’t Have A PrenupBy toddMay 08, 2014

If there is anything Kim Kardashian and Kanye West love more than themselves, it's money, so true love has to wait until they can trust each other in writing before they continue to emotionally manipulate each other into believing monogamy and life long love are sustainable concepts.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West can't get married, because their prenup is still being hashed out … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with Kim and Kanye tell TMZ … the prenup won't be signed until next week — probably Wednesday at the earliest.  We're told the marriage will NOT take place until both sign on the dotted line. Our sources say — unlike Kim's prenup with Kris Humphries — the current negotiations are friendly … there's no fighting.  We're told there's just a lot to work out, and it got complicated by the fact that Kanye recently changed management. As for the wedding … it's looking like Paris … around Memorial Day.

And by "their prenup is still being hashed out" they mean Kris Jenner is trying to use phototherapy on Kanye to squeeze every last dime she possibly can. "You’re waking now. Waking. Calm. Waking in a pleasant room. Safe. Open your eyes."

 


 
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Lindsay Lohan Hates Jennifer Lawrence, Really Needs A BraBy toddMay 08, 2014
Lindsay Lohan Hates Jennifer Lawrence, Really Needs A Bra

 

There's a few reasons to dislike Jennifer Lawrence, but this is two women we're talking about here, so Lindsay's reasons can only either be shoes or penis. And this is Lindsay Lohan, so it's penis.

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like Jennifer Lawrence — and it’s not because she’s getting more gigs than her. The hatred actually stems from Lilo’s long list of lovers and the fact that JLaw’s boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult, isn’t included Star magazine reports. “She tried to hook up with him back in 2010, but he wouldn’t give her the time of day,” an insider told the magazine. “She called him nonstop. Finally, he told her to buzz off. Now she’s bitter and taking out her anger on Jen.”

Whatever. But can we all form a prayer circle for Lindsay's tits? I would go on Facebook and ask for Prayer Warriors, and I wouldn't even have to say for what, because apparently God knows who needs the prayer. But look at her boobs. They look like something you'd send back at Waffle House, so I feel like I need to be specific here.

  There's a few reasons to dislike Jennifer Lawrence, but this is two women we're talking about here, so Lindsay's reasons can only either be shoes or penis. And this…

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Cher Is On The New Wu-Tang AlbumBy toddMay 08, 2014
Cher Is On The New Wu-Tang Album

 

"Arthritis ain't nothin' to fuck wit"

 

Cher. Cher is on the new Wu-Tang album. Cher.

Like the Wu-Tang Clan, Cher is an iconic musical artist with a storied back catalogue…So it makes all the sense in the world that Cher appears on the Wu-Tang Clan's upcoming "secret" double-album, "Once Upon a Time in Shaolin." According to Forbes (via Rolling Stone), Cher appears on two songs on the album, singing the line "Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world," at the end of one song. A rep for Cher has confirmed the collaboration, saying, "She recorded her parts separately, so I don't believe there was direct interaction." Musical sleuths could have seen this piece of news coming for weeks: on the official web site for the album, it reads that "Bonnie Jo Mason" will make a guest appearance on the album. Bonnie Jo Mason is the name Cher used to release her first single, "Ringo, I Love You," in the early 1960's

Like, I don't even know what to write here. So, does everybody think Jadeveon Clowney will go #1 to the Texans or you think they'll trade down? Will Jerry Jones nut himself himself if Johnny Manziel is available at 16 even though those kidnapped Nigerian girls could field a better defense? Will the Panthers draft either Kelvin Benjamin or Morgan Moses or will I have to hold a gun to somebody's head? Will the Raiders fuck up their pick? Ok, that last one was rhetorical.

  "Arthritis ain't nothin' to fuck wit"   Cher. Cher is on the new Wu-Tang album. Cher. Like the Wu-Tang Clan, Cher is an iconic musical artist with a storied…

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Angelina Jolie Does ELLEBy toddMay 08, 2014

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Elle, and inside she did an interview where she discussed her kids, Brad Pitt, and pretty much everything about her amazing life and career. You can read the interview if you want, but holy damn, look at this photoshoot. If you don't think she's beautiful, please be real with yourself for your reason why. After that, you can Google Jennifer Aniston to find out she still "could get married any day now!". OMG, how exciting! You go, Jennifer!

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Elle, and inside she did an interview where she discussed her kids, Brad Pitt, and pretty much everything about her amazing life and…

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Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMay 08, 2014
Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, Links

 

Here's Kim Kardashian's thoughts on racism and discrimination  [Dlisted]

Drew Barrymore wishes she had skinnier arms or something  [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga naked for V Magazine (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

MTV dropped Farrah Abraham for being a "bad example"  [The Superficial]

Sylvie Meis should stay in a bikini  [Hollywood Tuna]

Emily Blunt looks like this after having a baby [Popoholic]

Madison Murray is so hot [Drunken Stepfather]

Britney Spears' father wants $16K a month from Britney [Celebitchy]

Ellen Page doesn't understand how you could date a man  [Moe Jackson]

The red band trailer for A Million Ways To Die In The West is here  [Film Drunk]

SHAKIRA IN THESE BOOTS  [Celebslam]

Redheads, man. Readheads. [The Chive]

Harry Styles has some dumbass ink [toofab]

 

pic source = Instagram

 

  Here's Kim Kardashian's thoughts on racism and discrimination  [Dlisted] Drew Barrymore wishes she had skinnier arms or something  [Fishwrapper] Lady Gaga naked for V Magazine (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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Hayden Panettiere Is A Graceful SwanBy toddMay 07, 2014

I really didn't post a lot about the MET Gala (EXCEPTION) , because really, who cares? Man, a bunch of celebrities got dressed up and went someplace. Cool. But apparently Hayden Panettiere was the belle of the ball and tripped down the stairs. You'd think her low center of gravity of prevent shit like this, but please keep in mind that her boyfriend is mutant giant who has probably eaten a whole live goat at some point. Panettiere is forced to have sex with this, so excuse her if her spine isn't all that stable.

 

I really didn't post a lot about the MET Gala (EXCEPTION) , because really, who cares? Man, a bunch of celebrities got dressed up and went someplace. Cool. But apparently…

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This Is Justin Bieber’s New Girlfriend. She’s In High SchoolBy toddMay 07, 2014
This Is Justin Bieber’s New Girlfriend. She’s In High School

Yovanna Ventura

 

Hey, everyone. Meet Yovanna Ventura. She's an 18-year old "model" from Florida and she's in highschool. You can check out her Instagram here as long as you're aware that every caption should say, "Fort Myers face with South Beach booty".

  Hey, everyone. Meet Yovanna Ventura. She's an 18-year old "model" from Florida and she's in highschool. You can check out her Instagram here as long as you're aware that…

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Jessica Alba Will Never Let You See Her Boobs Because Her Grandparents Are Still AliveBy toddMay 07, 2014
Jessica Alba Will Never Let You See Her Boobs Because Her Grandparents Are Still Alive

 

It's simple, we kill the grandparents.

Jessica on why she has a nudity clause… "I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."

Actually, you know what would have elevated the picture? If you could act. Just sayin'. Or if we could have seen your boobs. I love you, but please don't make this harder than it needs to be.

  It's simple, we kill the grandparents. Jessica on why she has a nudity clause… "I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird…

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