Josh Duggar Hired A BodyguardBy toddJune 10, 2015
Josh Duggar Hired A Bodyguard

 

“Mmmmm….sup, girl?” – Josh Duggar

Since he’s no longer making that good lobbyist money in D.C. by saying gay people will ruin families and transgendered people will rape your children in the bathroom, because as it turns out, he’s better at those two things than lobbying, Josh Duggar is moving back to Arkansas (down the street from his family obvs). He also hired a bodyguard, because you know, that’s faith action.

Interestingly enough, Josh has also just hired a bodyguard familiar with the spotlight — Steve Nield, Kate Gosselin’s bodyguard, who the former Kate Plus 8 star was rumored to be dating last year. Sources tell ET that Nield was spotted at Josh’s Maryland home on Monday, telling photographers to leave.

A bodyguard? Why not just make a Facebook post asking for prayer warriors? I guess because faith only seems like a good idea until you actually have to use it. Kinda like IKEA instructions.

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Kylie Jenner Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJune 10, 2015

Megyn Kelly is super consistent   The Superficial

Joanna Krupa is topless at the beach (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Selena Gomez in the shower  Drunken Stepfather

Chris Pratt won’t stop talking about his broken dick  Dlisted

Carla Gugino is still queen cougar  Hollywood Tuna

Elle Fanning‘s butt looks like this now Popoholic

Lindsey Kevitch is all boobs  Celebslam

 

Megyn Kelly is super consistent   The Superficial Joanna Krupa is topless at the beach (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Selena Gomez in the shower  Drunken Stepfather Chris Pratt won’t stop…

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Chris Brown’s Neighbor Wants To Shoot HimBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Chris Brown’s Neighbor Wants To Shoot Him

 

Chris Brown is renting a 8,000 square foot, 6 bedroom house in San Fernando Valley, and one of his neighbors who jacks off to the 2A already wants to shoot him.

“It can be the devil. I can care less. I don’t care if they’re having orgies. It can even be Saddam Hussein for all I care, as long as he doesn’t trespass onto my property. If he does, I shoot him.”

Usually the only white people who fire shots at Chris Brown are named Jenny and she does it on Twitter, but if I was Chris Brown, this would be the only one I’d worry about. The one thing about gun nuts are they can’t fucking wait to display the star spangled awesome power of their Jesus-given right to defend themselves by looking for any excuse to defend themselves against the perceived threats in their delusional and paranoid minds. Of course it’s legal to shoot a trespasser if that person intends to cause you bodily harm or murder you, but to a person who spends a lot of money on guns and spends a lot of time talking about guns, a random drunk guy stumbling onto your property by accident is reason for DEFCON 1. No point in having a gun if you can’t shoot it at the slightest sight of someone loosely violating a law. I know, I know. You have guns in your house because the government might one day come in and try to take all your rights away, so you have to….oops, sorry your house and everything in it just got blown up by a drone. Tell me more about the stopping power of your .45 again. Really? Is that so? Cool, cool.

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Kendall Jenner Is Banging Chandler ParsonsBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Kendall Jenner Is Banging Chandler Parsons

 

Every NBA player who dates a Kardashian/Jenner  instantly joins the Dallas Mavericks, so when the Houston Rockets declined to match the Mavericks’ offer sheet 19 days ago, that should have been our first hint that Chandler Parsons (this guy)  he might be keeping his kock in Kendall.

The 18-year-old model and NBA hottie Chandler Parsons sparked romance rumors over the weekend after the two were spotted getting flirty at STK restaurant in Los Angeles on Friday. The reported couple was joined by Kendall’s sister Kylie Jenner, as well as sports agent Dan Frank and a female friend of the Jenner sisters. According to an eyewitness, the siblings arrived about 30 minutes after Chandler and his agent before the group all sat down at the same table together. Kendall and Chandler had “immediate chemistry,” the source tells E! News. “She [Kendall] was laughing, smiling and they seemed to be having great conversation with each other.” The eyewitness adds that Kendall and Chandler “were chatting and flirting” throughout their meal..

E! News broke this story, and that’s just a fancy way of saying Kris Jenner called them and told them to print it, but she’s proceeding with caution. On one hand, Chandler Parsons is a 25-year old budding All-Star who just signed a 3-year $46M deal. On the other hand, he’s white.

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Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer SutherlandBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer Sutherland

 

Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind.

“Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that,” Prinze told ABC News. “I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE for Christ’s sake and it was a crazier job than working with Kiefer,” Prinze told ABC News. “But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

Big words from a dude who spells his name with an “ie” at the end, so you’re probably wondering how anybody could say this about Jack Bauer, but please realize that in real life, Jack Bauer is a sloppy, entitled drunk who everybody hates dealing with more than Charlize Theron.

Sources connected with Freddie tell TMZ … the actor claims Kiefer would regularly show up on set drunk … sitting in his trailer often for hours, as everyone waited. The sources say it messed with the lives of the family of cast and crew. Freddie, we’re told, claims Kiefer was temperamental and got people fired he didn’t like, yet “24” producers consistently cow-towed to him … as one source put it, “All they did was keep rewarding him.”

My mind associates Freddie Prinze, Jr. with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s ass in I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of which I saw in person while they were filming down the street from my mom’s beach house in Southport. I don’t know what that has to do with this story, but keep in mind this story is about Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland. Not too many ways to make that type of thing interesting.

  Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind….

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Peaches Geldof Died Yesterday At 25By toddApril 08, 2014
Peaches Geldof Died Yesterday At 25

 

I've been writing this site for like, what, 7 years, and I still only have a cursory knowledge of Peaches Geldof. Like most of you, I know the name and the fact her dad was the Live Aid guy, but that's pretty much it. But, unless they were a monster, its always fucked up when somebody dies this young regardless of the situation. Everybody was sad about Mickey Rooney yesterday, but homey was 93. He probably added a nitrous tank to his wheelchair so he could ride into the white light fa

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Um, Hey There, Taylor SwiftBy toddApril 07, 2014

She's pretty annoying and her vagina is a cold, desolate wastleland of feelings, but Taylor Swift looked hot last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards. I mean, look at her damn legs. I'd like to use them like elliptical handles but in a more romantic way. Or not in a romantic way. May just depend on my mood at the time.

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Jon Hamm Got Turned Down On A 90s Dating ShowBy toddApril 07, 2014

 

Jon Hamm was a contestant on a 90s dating show called The Big Date when he was a waiter, and the woman he was trying to win a date with said she had a foot fetish. Apparently she doesn't have a penis fetish. She's married now, and I bet that house is pretty damn quiet. Really quiet when they see Mad Men promos. "You're going to bed already?" the husband w

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Amanda Bynes Is Doing GreatBy toddApril 07, 2014
Amanda Bynes Is Doing Great

 

Amanda Bynes' Twitter bio says she's a fashion student now, so here's her first spring break pic. Wait, didn't she have her brak a while back? Haha, I kid, I kid. You get it? Because she was admitted to a psychiatric hospital? Anyway, I've seen worse asses and she looks pretty happy. Maybe she believes Drake is in the chair beside her. Don't say anything. Let her have her moment.

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Demi Lovato And Fes Have Leaked Naked PicsBy toddApril 07, 2014

As the headline clearly points out, Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama took pics of themselves sexin and now they're online. Sucks for them, cool for all of you I guess. Demi Lovato is a violent cokehead and a cutter, but at least she understands how to keep her man happy. Gold star for Demi. I could lie and say these aren't kinda hot, but I just want to tell the girl in Santa Monica who stopped me for my autograph because she thought I was Wilmer Valderrama, that this isn't me. I wasn't Wilmer Valderrama that time either, dummy.

 

Note: The last pic is very NSFW (i.e. titties)

As the headline clearly points out, Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama took pics of themselves sexin and now they're online. Sucks for them, cool for all of you I guess….

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