Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Got A Porn Offer From HustlerBy toddFebruary 01, 2016



Khloe Kardashian has been doing everything she can to make Nat Geo bite on her sex tape, but instead, her brother-in-law, Kanye West, has dick pics on the way and got trapped into saying he likes fingers in his ass. To make matters worse, her brother, Rob Kardashian, is now dating her half-sister’s boyfriend’s baby mama, Blac Chyna. Khloe tried to keep Nat Geo’s attention by tweeting shade about Blac Chyna’s arrest on Friday, then Blac Chyna’s mom posted Khloe’s mugshot. It was a bad week all around, and to be honest, I don’t think Nat Geo plans to move forward with this. Somebody who is going forward though is Hustler. Not with Khloe though. Maybe Kris Jenner can pull some strings so Khloe can play the bear in The Revenant 2.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are getting the chance to star in a brand new Kardashian sex tapewith an earning potential of 7 figures. TMZ obtained the letter sent from Hustler honcho, Larry Flynt, to Rob and Blac — asking them to consider shooting a video for the company’s celebrity sex tape division. Flynt says Hustler is looking to be a major player in celebrity porn … and thinks R&B’s fan base will benefit all involved. He promises they could be looking at earnings of a million dollars or more.

If you missed that, TMZ just nicknamed Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna “R&B”.  I think that stands for “ribs & biscuits”. From a business standpoint, it’s unclear how this make sense, because it will probably be expensive to have an ambulance on standby for Rob in case he stands up too fast to reach for the KFC bucket they’ll have to fill up in between takes. From a pure cinematic standpoint, look at Blac Chyna’s butt. Now imagine Rob Kardashian’s fat ass. That cuts out about like, what? 45 positions right there. They won’t be able to use candles, because no insurance company is gonna allow open flames around Rob’s oxygen tank. Seems like there’s too many issues to work out. If I ran Hustler, I’d be camping outside her house until she signed or I was confident enough in my ability to forge her signature.


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Puck Got Busted For Child PornBy toddDecember 29, 2015

Mark Salling, the dude who played Puck on Glee, well, what the title of this article says. Look, the blockquote is gonna say it again. Man, this is all over the Internet now! That’s crazy!

Glee‘s Mark Salling has been arrested for possession of child pornography, E! News can confirm. The Los Angeles Police Department Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force Unit served a search warrant early Tuesday morning at Salling’s Sunland, Calif., address. The 33-year-old actor, best known for his role as Noah “Puck” Puckerman on Glee, was arrested and is currently being processed in downtown Los Angeles. 

I never watched Glee, but didn’t one dude from the show already overdose because he was dating Lea Michele? Now this dude with all the child porn. I don’t know anybody else on the show, but I’m just gonna throw his out there: one of them set a dog on fire once. They’re probably doing it now. We just don’t know. 

Mark Salling, the dude who played Puck on Glee, well, what the title of this article says. Look, the blockquote is gonna say it again. Man, this is all over…
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Somebody Named Romee Strijd Did The LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 29, 2015
 

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Romee Strijd is apparently a recent Victoria’s Secret Angel, and I guess I haven’t heard of her since her mother didn’t buy her wings for her. Great job on the video, though. Especially the photographer. He got her full forehead in some of the shots. 


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