Phil Robertson Still Hates Gay PeopleBy toddMay 23, 2014
Phil Robertson Still Hates Gay People

 

You all know the story, Phil Robertson, a hillbilly who lives in a swamp hates gay people because Jesus (but he's cool with pedophilia), so he got suspended from A&E for a quick minute. He didn't have to die to become a martyr, because Christians claimed he was being crucified for "expressing his beliefs" because using the Bible to justify your hate is something that all god-fearing Christians take very seriously, Especialy when it comes to the gays. So imagine my shock and complete surprise when I found out that he's still doing it.

They were mad at me. … because instead of acknowledging their sin, like you had better do, they rail against me for giving ‘em their truth about their sin. Don’t deceive yourselves. You want the verse? The news media didn’t even know it was a verse. They thought I was just mouthing off. Is homosexual behavior a sin? …. Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Don’t be deceived. Neither the sexually immoral, neither the idolaters, nor adulterers, nor male prostitutes, nor homosexual offenders, nor thieves, nor greedy, nor drunkards, not slanderers, not swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.

Okay, for the sake of argument, let's say that sin is a real thing. Sin is a real thing, because your god is a shitty scientist and a sadist, and instead of correcting his mistake, he made us all defective because of two people in a garden, and when genocide by flood didn't work, he had his son tortured and brutally murdered so he could prove to you how much he loves humans. And now that his kid is dead, you either have to believe that actually happened no questions asked and live in constant fear of fucking up, because if you do, you'll suffer and burn forever in hell, because your god is a loving god.  Got it. Okay, sin is a real thing, so it would make sense that Christians understand that we are all imperfect creatures and that sin is inherent from the moment that they are born until the day they die regardless if they accept Jesus into their self-rigteoeus hearts as some sort one-time Clorox wipe that will save them from whatever horrible shit they do afterwards (Matthew 7:23). So that being the case, do Christians normally go around judging people who sin differently than them, or are they specifically stuck on the homosexual thing? Because they reeaalllyy seem to be overly concerned about dudes banging each other. Gay people don't think about gay sex this much. I'm seeing a lot of tearing of the garments over buttfucking, but not a lot about churches actively blessing troops so they can kill some brown guys or why Sunday morning is the most segregated time in the United States despite all of us supposedly being "all God's children". Let's maybe fix that first, before we assume two men or women who love each other are going bring the downfall of America. Not sure if you know this or not, but the people who have bought and paid for the candidates you rush to the polls to support are doing a pretty good job of that already.

 

 

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Katharine McPhee Is Divorcing The Dude She Cheated OnBy toddMay 23, 2014
Katharine McPhee Is Divorcing The Dude She Cheated On

 

"Hi, everyone! I'm Katharine McPhee! I'm a wonderful person!"

 

To recap, Katharine McPhee basically banged a married dude from Smash against a car in full view of paparazzi last year, the married dude then realized he had a wife and two kids, so he cut off McPhee like Herschel's leg. Then McPhee's dumbass husband, Nick Cokas, took her back. She thanked him by filing for divorce.

Katharine McPhee has finally pulled the plug on her marriage from the man she publicly cheated on. Katherine's rep released a statement confirming the divorce, saying, "After six years of marriage, and having been separated for the past year, [Katharine] has filed for a dissolution of marriage from Nick Cokas." The rep added, "The two have an amicable relationship and will remain friends."

If "the two have an amicable relationship and will remain friends" means "he hasn't gotten around to unfriending her on Facebook yet", then yeah, they'll remain friends. But optimistic publicist speak aside, he's not remaining friends with this bitch. These hos ain't cordial.

  "Hi, everyone! I'm Katharine McPhee! I'm a wonderful person!"   To recap, Katharine McPhee basically banged a married dude from Smash against a car in full view of paparazzi…

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Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2’By toddMay 23, 2014
Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2’

 

Yes, Entertainment Weekly obviously gave Jessica Alba a bigger rack and a younger face and made her pose in a bikini for next week's issue, but I ask you this, isn't that what we all wanted? That's rhetorical btw. Happy Friday.

  Yes, Entertainment Weekly obviously gave Jessica Alba a bigger rack and a younger face and made her pose in a bikini for next week's issue, but I ask you…

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Jennifer Lawrence Is BasicBy toddMay 22, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence Is Basic

 

Hey, you know how every time I post about Jennifer Lawrence I'm always quick to point out that she tries way too fucking hard? Why? Oh, no reason.

 

 

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BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow Carried Her Own LuggageBy toddMay 22, 2014

After having a conscious uncoupling from reality since birth, Gwyneth Paltrow must have finally choked on self-awareness after Angelina Jolie took a huge shade shit all up in Paltrow's gluten-free cord blood quiche, because here she is at JFK pulling her own luggage like a regular human person. I can only imagine the pain and suffering this caused her. Not in a concerned type of way.

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