Jessica Lowndes Is Still Trying, GuysBy toddDecember 22, 2015



Jessica Lowndes is what happens when nobody wants to tell a hot chick she can’t sing, so you end up with her on set of another music video. Because she wrote another song. Or whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Can somebody pull her to the side, please? Just have a talk with her. Like, not before she shoots this video or posts more pics from this video shoot though. Let’s not be rash.


  A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Dec 21, 2015 at 12:44pm PST Jessica Lowndes is what happens when nobody wants to tell a hot chick she can’t…

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Farrah Abraham Is Adopting A Human ChildBy toddDecember 22, 2015

I know the title is in pretty big letters and bold and stuff, but I just want to stress the fact that Farrah Abraham is adopting a child. Not in the “my dog thinks he’s human!” sense, but like, a small human person. If you’re on the fence about late term abortions, I hope this changes your mind.

“I’m happy to confirm I’m moving forward in my adoption process. This means I will be making some changes in my career to welcome a new addition to my family,” the 24-year-old tells Us. “Very excited and this feels so right. I’m very blessed for this opportunity.”

I’d like to think any respectable adoption agency will have trained snipers with orders to shoot to kill on the roof if she decides to show up, so who knows where this baby is coming from. There probably is no baby. What the hell am I doing right now? This is stupid. Why are we doing this?

I know the title is in pretty big letters and bold and stuff, but I just want to stress the fact that Farrah Abraham is adopting a child. Not in…

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Ariana Grande Dropped A VideoBy toddOctober 30, 2015
Ariana Grande Dropped A Video


Forever bae real doll  Ariana Grande dropped the single and the video for “Focus” last night. I guess the song is kinda ok until you get to the chorus. Not sure if they only had five minutes of studio time left to do the chorus or if there was a fire, but the video is basically just four minutes of Ariana Grande in a tight dresses shaking her ass. Nothing else is really supposed to matter I think.



 #fbf


Forever bae real doll  Ariana Grande dropped the single and the video for “Focus” last night. I guess the song is kinda ok until you get to the chorus. Not…

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Stacey Dash Says Bill Cosby Never Raped Her If Anybody Was WonderingBy toddNovember 20, 2014

The flood of Bill Cosby rape allegations don’t seem to be stopping anytime soon, and they’ve gotten so bad that Netflix has cancelled his special and TV Land has pulled The Cosby Show from their programming. But, good news! Stacey Dash just answered a question that nobody was asking!

 

Wait, take two. She forgot to tweet this to Entertainment Tonight to fully insert herself into this story.

 

 

Oh, ok. Cool. He never touched you. That’s great. Not sure what she’s trying to say here. “I was really hot in 1986, but Bill Cosby never touched me, so obviously all of these women are lying”? Maybe that’s it. We’re all super glad you had a pleasant experience with Bill Cosby, but that doesn’t mean every woman did. Also, every woman coming forward is white, so maybe you weren’t his type. Sorry.

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Taylor Swift Seems To Really Enjoy BasketballBy toddNovember 20, 2014

Taylor Swift seems to be one of those “cool chicks” that pretends to like sports to get you to like her, but internally she’s having a panic attack because she’s missing something on Bravo. Anyway, here she is with at a Knicks game with Amanda Seyfried. Nobody is this excited to be at at Knicks game.

Taylor Swift seems to be one of those “cool chicks” that pretends to like sports to get you to like her, but internally she’s having a panic attack because she’s…

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Rose McGowan Is Buttt Ass Naked In FlauntBy toddNovember 20, 2014

If you needed a chick in the 90s to walk around in a tight ass sweater or a  slutty schoolgirl outfit, Rose McGowan was who you cast. Even if she only had three lines, she became crucial to the plot, because her tits were gonna be bigger than anybody else within a 10 mile radius of the set. Since then, her face has seen some plastic surgeons who may or may not have actual diplomas, but the rack is still insane. Yeah, so here it is in Flaunt. I hope these last few sentences drove home the point that these are NSFW.

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Sara Sampaio Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 20, 2014

Keke Palmer is see through  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Scarlett Johansson got a mom haircut  Popoholic

Rihanna is about to pop out    Hollywood Tuna

Video of FSU students in the library while shooter was on the loose   Drunken Stepfather

The worst thing Kim Kardashian has ever done  The Superficial

Lady Gaga got an armpit tattoo  Dlisted

Keira Knightley is probably pregnant Celebitchy

Iliana Chernakova is my new favorite person in a bikini Celebslam

Jerry Seinfeld says he’s not autistic anymore  Fishwrapper

Kelly Brook squeezed in these jeans   Moe Jackson

Keke Palmer is see through  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Scarlett Johansson got a mom haircut  Popoholic Rihanna is about to pop out    Hollywood Tuna Video of FSU students in…

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Chris Hemsworth Is People’s Sexiest Man AliveBy toddNovember 19, 2014
Chris Hemsworth Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive

 

Chris Hemsworth was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, which is weird because Adam Levine was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive last year and he’s still alive. So is Channing Tatum who they said was the sexiest man alive in 2012, so I guess I’m not familiar with the rules here. But yeah, here’s Chris Hemsworth on the cover. I really wish the media would stop perpetuating unrealistic views and limiting perceptions of men with their “Thor myth” and promoting cultural and gender stereotypes where every man has perfect genes and fantastic hair. lol jk congrats, Chris.

  Chris Hemsworth was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, which is weird because Adam Levine was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive last year and he’s still alive. So is Channing…

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Janice Dickinson Says Bill Cosby Drugged And Raped HerBy toddNovember 19, 2014

This is my first time writing about the Bill Cosby rape allegations, because fuck, why would anybody want to believe that? The Huxtable family was there for me more than my own family, but so was McDonald’s. And I have no problem is saying McDonald’s is evil. So with all these allegations mounting against him, I guess we should make the list shorter and just ask, “who hasn’t Bill Cosby drugged and raped?”. Apparently not former supermodel Janice Dickinson, because she just said he raped her in 1982.

Dickinson, now 59, recalls first meeting Cosby, now 77, when her agent set up a meeting with him to hire her for a role on The Cosby Show. After they had dinner, she says their next conversation was when he called her out of the blue while she was in rehab for drugs and alcohol. Following her stay in rehab, Dickinson says Cosby reached out to her during a trip to Bali and had her travel to Lake Tahoe, because he was performing there and wanted to offer her the job they had discussed as well as help her with a singing career. Dickinson says they had dinner in Lake Tahoe, and claims that he gave her a glass of red wine and a pill, which she asked for because she was menstruating and had stomach pains. “The next morning I woke up, and I wasn’t wearing my pajamas, and I remember before I passed out that I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she tells ET. “… Before I woke up in the morning, the last thing I remember was Bill Cosby in a patchwork robe, dropping his robe and getting on top of me. And I remember a lot of pain. The next morning I remember waking up with my pajamas off and there was semen in between my legs.” Dickinson also says she tried to write about the assault in her 2002 autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World’s First Supermodel, but claims that when she submitted a draft with her full story to HarperCollins, Cosby and his lawyers pressured her and the publisher to remove the details. “I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do, and it happened to me, and this is the true story,” she says about coming out with her story now. “I believe all the other women.” Dickinson says that keeping the alleged sexual assault a secret for 32 years drove her to a life of hurting herself.

Dickinson is the most high-profile Cosby accuser yet, so we can just go ahead eliminate any motivating factors you have if you’re still wanting to defend this rape monster. But much like, Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby has pudding pop and syndication money to never see the inside of a courtroom unless he’s guest star on an episode of Law & Order. So the only thing will ever happen to Bill Cosby is that he will never be invited to be a guest star on Law & Order. Take a moment to realize how fucked up that is.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is A Fairy Tale PrincessBy toddNovember 18, 2014

It seems like only last month that Jennifer Lawrence was taking vagina selfies for Nicolas Hoult and synching them to her iCloud, but last night she was at the LA premiere of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Because We Have To Make A Part 2 Because 2 Movies Make More Money That One Movie. She’s made a point to cover up a lot more lately, and I guess that happens when your boobs are put on the Internet by some dudes who understand Apple’s vulnerabilities. But Apple’s greatest vulnerability is probably pancreatic cancer and the length of their phone chargers.

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