Here’s A Post About Nicki Minaj And Her ButtBy toddNovember 04, 2013

Believe it or not, but much like Ellen Degeneres and a black zombie, I'm a total ass man. But can we really call what Nicki Minaj has an ass? I mean, techically I guess we can, but why would you want to? Take her panties off and it probably looks like a pot of mash potatoes that's been sitting out for a week. I'm sure somebody would eat it, but there are better options available.

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BREAKING: Julianne Hough Isn’t In Yoga PantsBy toddOctober 03, 2013

The Internet would like you to believe that Julianne Hough only leaves her house to go to the gym or shop for yoga pants, but apparently QVC can make her put on a dress. I like dresses. I can only wear them in my house, because the world isn't ready to handle my truth. Excuse my beauty.

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Italian Americans Think ‘Don Jon’ Is Racist. Okay.By toddOctober 02, 2013

Yeah, so a group called Italian American ONE VOICE who tell us their mission is to “secure the rightful representation of Americans of Italian origin and of all peoples whose paths toward social equality have been impeded. The powers of Intellect, Wisdom and Due Process of Law will be brought to bear on all inequities", says Joseph Gordon-Levitt should pull Don Jon from theaters because it depicts Italian Americans how they've been depicted for 80 in movies and how they depict themselves in reality and any bar in New Jersey. Here's their statement:

The Italian American ONE VOICE Coalition—the nation’s largest Italian American anti-bias organization—is taking “Don Jon” Director-Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt—ironically the son of parents who founded a once-famous Jewish national social justice organization—to task for stereotyping and denigrating Italian Americans and Jews in his new movie. “Here we go again with the same shop-worn, racist stereotypes of Italian Americans in movies,” said Italian American ONE VOICE founder Dr. Emanuele “Manny” Alfano. “It never ends. Levitt, himself the son of proud parents who once founded the Jewish Progressive Alliance and fought for social justice causes, should be ashamed of himself for the negative portrayal of Italians and Jews in his movie.” In “Don Jon,” Director-Actor Levitt plays Jon Martello, a stupid, pornography-addicted, t-shirt wearing “Jersey Shore” clone whose day consists of the stereotypical ritual of “gym, tan laundry.” He appears in the movie with his equally stupid father, Jon Sr., played by Tony Danza, infamous for his lifelong portrayals of stupid, buffoonish Italian characters, attired in the usual tight white t-shirts. In one infamously racist scene, the whole family is displayed acting buffoonish at a table during a spaghetti dinner....“Levitt, much like his pornography-addicted character, needs an intervention and should go into serious therapy for his ethnic denigration of Italian Americans,” said Alfano, who has urged his nationwide coalition of activists to phone and contact the film’s production and distribution companies, Voltage Pictures and HitRecord films, get on social media, including “Don Jon’s” official Facebook page, and protest the movie’s portrayals. “Levitt ought to quit now, take this trite garbage out of movie theaters and donate his profits to charity.”

Is this dude in witness protection somewhere that doesn't have MTV? Because I think he just called Don Jon racist because an Italian family ate a food for dinner that was created in Italy. Dude, chill. It's well known fact that Italians are buried in wife beaters and holding breadsticks. I dated an Italian girl once, and I never could tell when we were having sex because she was always screaming and her grandmother was in the room most of the time.

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‘Breaking Bad’ Almost Ended With Skyler Killing Herself, Walt RemarryingBy toddOctober 02, 2013

No matter how great a show is, people will always bitch about the series finales even that's the only way the series could possibly end (see: The Sopranos, Lost, The Shield). That's not happening with Breaking Bad, of course, because DAMN. Nailed it. But the near perfect ending (like, uhhhh, why didn't the Nazis check the trunk?) we all saw Sunday night was almost very, very different. Vince Gilligan tells The Hollywood Reporter:

"We had versions we talked about, where the police were coming to get him and he uses it on the police. But we didn't like that; it didn't seem right," Gilligan said. "We had a version where he goes and breaks Jesse out of jail just as the Nazis were going to knock Jesse off in jail. And he comes in and uses the M60 to lay waste to an entire prison or prison bus." They imagined it could look like the classic scene from The Terminator, only it'd be Walter White walking in and shooting up a police station, not Arnold Schwarzenegger's T-800. Gilligan said they didn't necessarily get far with those ideas, but that he and the writers would "talk them through for hours on end." "As bad as Walt is, we don't want to see him killing good guys. If he's going to use this M60, even if it's slightly less surprising, let's see him use it on guys even worse than he is," Gilligan explained. Last year's season-five premiere also showed Walt having New Hampshire license plates and drivers license, but the writers didn't exactly know what that would mean later. "We talked about him having a new wife. We had a new job. We talked about him teaching at some sort of learning annex type of place, teaching chemistry," Gilligan said. "We had a scene where he made peanut brittle …. and you can tell by the exactness which with he goes about cooking that he misses the cooking of the meth." They also talked about having Skyler kill herself and, in an alternate idea, having Skyler go along with Walt and the Disappearer. However, they couldn't figure out a way for Walt Jr. to go along with that plan.

Look, Walt Jr. would have gone along with any plan if you told him it included unlimited breakfast food. That wouldn't have been a problem. And if you told him they made cereal that tastes like bacon he would have changed his name to Kony Cruz Jodiarias Dahmer.

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Ashley Greene Went Shopping, LinksBy toddOctober 02, 2013

Want To Buy Walter White’s Tighty Whities? [Thrillist]

Backdoor Farrah Didn’t Get $1 Million For Doing Porn [Dlisted]

Adele Was Totally Adorable Even as a Super Young Adele [Fishwrapper]

Kourtney Kardashian's White Pantie Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

It’s Time For Another Wonder Woman Fan-Film [The Superficial]

Paris Hilton Is Actually Looking Pretty Good! [Hollywood Tuna]

Lacey Chabert Sizzlies In Maxim… Big Time! [Popoholic]

Chrissy Teigan showing her nipple (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love-child Joseph Baena is turning 16 today [TMZ]

Kanye West takes Kim Kardashian to dinner in Paris, but did he let her eat? [Celebitchy]

Emma Watson Stuns @ ‘Gravity’ Premiere in NYC [Moe Jackson]

If ever there was any doubt about Michelle Rodriguez’s (bi)sexuality, let it all be settled on Friday [Film Drunk]

Maria Menounos wants women to hate her [Celebslam]

Say Goodbye To Breaking Bad With A Bunch Of Random Facts About The Show [COED Magazine]

There’s a Second Trailer for ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ [The Blemish]

Nicole Kidman’s Hairstylist Is Obsessive [Evil Beet Gossip]

Jacksonville Jaguars Can’t Raise Attendance with Free Beer [Crave Online]

The Jonas Brothers address those gay rumors [Popbytes]

Khloe Kardashian: Why She’s Allowing Lamar Odom Drama On ‘KUWTK’ [Hollywood Life]

Want To Buy Walter White’s Tighty Whities? [Thrillist] Backdoor Farrah Didn’t Get $1 Million For Doing Porn [Dlisted] Adele Was Totally Adorable Even as a Super Young Adele [Fishwrapper] Kourtney…

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