Ava Lange Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 20, 2015

Lindsay Lohan wants to be President  [ The Superficial ]

Justin Bieber really liked his dad’s comments about his junk  [ Dlisted ]

Jess Impiazzi tried to cover it up (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Taylor Swift as an ISIS sex slave. Okay, then.  (NSFW) [ Celeb Jihad ]

Sienna Guillory got noticed on the red carpet (NSFW)   [ The Nip Slip ]

Julianne Hough in panties   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Ronda Rousey‘s thighs are bigger than yours  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Michael Fassbender and Kate Winslet at the Steve Jobs premiere  [ Moe Jackson ]

Salma Hayek can’t be contained   [ Popoholic ]

IHOP‘s social media intern will probably get fired  [ The Blemish ]

Robin Thicke’s girlfriend in a bikini  [ Celebslam ]

All your favorite Page 3 girls in the 2016 Hotshots Calendar   [ Egotastic ]

 

Lindsay Lohan wants to be President  [ The Superficial ] Justin Bieber really liked his dad’s comments about his junk  [ Dlisted ] Jess Impiazzi tried to cover it up…

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Here’s The New ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ TrailerBy toddOctober 20, 2015
Here’s The New ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Trailer


The last Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer just dropped, and if you play it backwards and on it’s side it says “DOWN WITH WHITEY!” True story.


The last Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer just dropped, and if you play it backwards and on it’s side it says “DOWN WITH WHITEY!” True story.

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F-U-Seek-LinKsBy daveMarch 12, 2009

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK]

Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left smirking…[LaineyGossip]

Vanessa Hudgen’s crack is already starting to peek out, and it’s only Thursday. Her crack is like the Punxsutawney Phil of the weekend. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Tyra Banks and Oprah Winfrey have really latched on to this Chris Brown/Rihanna thing. [FadedYouthBlog]

Lily Allen got angry at the paparazzi. This happens so frequently that I’m starting to think it’s synced her menstrual cycle. Because I’m a guy, and that’s what I’m conditioned to blame things on. [ImNotObsessed]

Someone has came up with a crazy conspiracy theory (more…)

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK] Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left…

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Doutzen Kroes is at the BeachBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been told that I’m really, really racist, so I guess these pictures could have been taken right before he robbed her. During happier times.

Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been…

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Miranda Kerr Isn’t GayBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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It goes without saying that Miranda Kerr is a piece of ass, but do all gay fashion guys have to look like Christian Siriano? I hate to sound like a prick here, but the only way he could be any gayer if he had fairy wings and a sparkly magic wand. Look, I’m trying to support gay marriage here. But when I see you in a parade wearing a pink tube top and twirling a baton, you can see how that would make me feel a little uncomfortable about my decision.

It goes without saying that Miranda Kerr is a piece of ass, but do all gay fashion guys have to look like Christian Siriano? I hate to sound like a…

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Jessica Simpson is DesperateBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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While she’s been on tour opening for Rascal Flatts, Jessica Simpson has been telling anyone in the audience who will listen that Tony Romo is the love of her life and how she wants to marry him and the spend forever skipping through a daffodil meadow. Mostly because her career mostly involves her movies going straight to DVD and her concerts not being able to sell out a high school gym. So of course Romo would propose on Christmas, right? New Year’s? Valentine’s Day? How about never. OK! Magazine reports:

“Jessica was really hoping that she was going to get an engagement ring,” says a source close to Simpson. “She wanted one for Christmas, then she thought maybe New Year’s Eve. Her last hope was that Tony would propose on Valentine’s Day–but he didn’t.”But she shouldn’t have been surprised. As OK! previously reported, Tony seemed distracted during a Feb. 13 dinner with Jess at NYC hotspot Waverly Inn, where he spent 15 minutes texting on his iPhone. “Jessica was not happy,” an eyewitness tells OK!, adding that the Dukes of Hazzard star tried desperately to get Tony to focus on her. “He just wasn’t picking up on the fact that she was starting to lose her patience.”…”You know, I really thought he was going to make it happen this time. I thought he was ready to propose,” Jess told Ashlee, according to a friend. “I know Tony loves me, but I don’t know if he’ll ever propose.” “Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters,” the insider tells OK!. “And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind–probably not for years.”

Seriously, would anybody want to marry Jessica Simpson? I mean, she looks less fat in these pictures, but I’m pretty sure if you took an X-ray of her brain it would be a picture of a car on cinder blocks or a donkey being pushed up a hill.

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While she’s been on tour opening for Rascal Flatts, Jessica Simpson has been telling anyone in the audience who will listen that Tony Romo is the love of her life…

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Hayden Panettiere is a BitchBy toddMarch 10, 2009

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People don’t realize this, but Hayden Panettiere is a huge star, loved the world over for her award-wiining work in television and movies. She ceremoniously greeted by world leaders when she visits foreign countries and she routinely asked to endorse products by elite corporations because of her wild popularity and and stunning beauty. Ok, all that shit I just typed was a lie. Then why is she a raging cunt? Us Magazine reports:

The 19-year-old Heroes star — who recently split with Milo Ventimiglia because of her club-going ways — was testy when she first stepped on the red carpet at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation Sunday in Honolulu. “Back up!” she yelled at photographers. After posing for photos, she brushed by reporters. A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, “May we talk with you, Hayden?” Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, “Don’t you ever touch me!” She then icily asked a red carpet handler, “Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?” Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: “You all make my life miserable” and refused to answer any questions.

Wow. If this bitch would get the hell over herself that would be great. I’m not positive on this, but I’m pretty sure her father was the one who confirmed the Wicked Witch of the East was dead. He thoroughly examined her and she’s wasn’t only merely dead, she was really most sincerely dead. Let the joyous news be spread!

People don’t realize this, but Hayden Panettiere is a huge star, loved the world over for her award-wiining work in television and movies. She ceremoniously greeted by world leaders when…

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Megan Fox is Doing SomethingBy toddMarch 10, 2009

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Continuing my moral obligation to post every Megan Fox picture ever taken, here’s her hot little ass leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday. I know someone is probably going to say something about her dumb ink, but I think it might be time to let that go there, sweetie. It’s a ridiculous tattoo on Megan Fox. That’s like having a scratch on an Aston Martin. If somebody gave you the keys you’d still drive the hell out of it. I want to pin her ankles to the headboard, not start a dialogue about tattoo aesthetics. Megan Fox could have a pentagram carved in her chest and I’d still have to use those condoms that numb your penis.

Continuing my moral obligation to post every Megan Fox picture ever taken, here’s her hot little ass leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday. I know someone is probably going…

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Links And Order In The Court!By daveMarch 10, 2009

This was the most exciting meeting of the Medina City Council ever. [BestWeekEver]

Lady GaGa does his/her best to eradicate the need for pants on The View. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Jennifer Lopez is meeting with her manager, which means sometime in the near future my eyes and/or ears will spontaneously start to bleed. [LaineyGossip]

Sienna Miller was hurt during a catfight on the set of GI Joe. [ImNotObsessed]

If you didn’t see Watchmen, but you do want to see Malin Akerman’s nipples as she has sex in the Owl Ship, this link is for you. [Egotastic]

Kristin Stewart is going to stop making Twilight movies for long enough to ruin the memory of Joan Jett. [ICYDK]

This was the most exciting meeting of the Medina City Council ever. [BestWeekEver] Lady GaGa does his/her best to eradicate the need for pants on The View. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]…

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Miss Universe is in a BikiniBy toddMarch 09, 2009

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These pictures of Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas came out on Friday, but I checked IDLYITW’s statute of limitations, and there apparently doesn’t appear to be any limit on posting kinda old pictures of hot brunette chicks with nice racks in a bikini. The same applies to Joanna, the Accounting Assistant from Texas I met on match.com. C’mon, baby. Don’t be shy.

These pictures of Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas came out on Friday, but I checked IDLYITW’s statute of limitations, and there apparently doesn’t appear…

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