Franco Got Fake Emma Watson InkBy toddOctober 29, 2015
 

I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) on



This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that means he gives you ink then takes it back. Or it just wipes off. It’s fake. That’s all I know. So if you’re James Franco or if you just have some free time, getting Emma Watson on your neck is something you could do. I would do it, but I’d want Emma Watson on my mouth and a needle in the lip just for symbolism doesn’t seem like a chill vibe to me.


#tbt


  I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) on Oct 28, 2015 at 6:29pm PDT This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that…

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Kaley Cuoco Is In A BikiniBy jessNovember 21, 2010
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Here’s Kaley Cuoco in a bikini for Men’s Health because Wikipedia tells me that Kaley stars in The Big Bang Theory as a Cheesecake Factory employee, and I love cheesecake. And because unless Michael Jackson resurrects and dies again, it looks like it’s going to be a really fucking slow news day.

Here’s Kaley Cuoco in a bikini for Men’s Health because Wikipedia tells me that Kaley stars in The Big Bang Theory as a Cheesecake Factory employee, and I love cheesecake….

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Practice Safe SmooshBy jessNovember 21, 2010
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Snooki celebrated her birthday with a sponsorship by something her Chilean birth parents should have used 22 years ago. At least she’s trying to prevent that from ever happening again.

Let’s have a toast:

Snooki celebrated her birthday with a sponsorship by something her Chilean birth parents should have used 22 years ago. At least she’s trying to prevent that from ever happening again….

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I Ain’t Sayin’ She A GolddiggerBy jessNovember 20, 2010
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Oksana Grigorieva
is a victim of domestic violence, so she understands that the safety of her and her daughter knows no price. Except not. TMZ reports:

Oksana Grigorieva wanted to disavow her $15 million settlement with Mel Gibson because she felt Mel would pay a lot more to avoid the bad publicity … this, according to an email obtained by TMZ.

The email — sent on June 2, 2010 from Oksana to Eric George, the lawyer who negotiated her $15 million mediation package — is riddled with buyer’s remorse, complaining that George never told her about a domestic violence claim, which could have upped the ante.

Underscoring how important the tapes were during the mediation, Oksana says, “Forget about the tapes for the moment. This is the case of domestic violence.” The point — no one raised the issue of domestic violence during the mediation — it was about the tapes.

Oksana explains to George her relationship with Mel ended “because of Mels (sic) domestic violence, the only reason and the fact, with proof, and I run away to save my children.”

I would go into detail on just how fucked up this all is, but it was my birthday last night and I’m still recovering, so I’ll just say this: If Oksana really wants a lucrative case, Chris Brown is single. Hopefully this time he can finish the job.

To make up for having trollish unfit mothers as the banner photos twice in a row, here’s Kate Beckinsale in a bikini. Because she seems like a good mom, especially in photo 6.

Oksana Grigorieva is a victim of domestic violence, so she understands that the safety of her and her daughter knows no price. Except not. TMZ reports: Oksana Grigorieva wanted to…

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Sophie Turner Is No Longer UpsetBy toddNovember 19, 2010

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My betrothed recently got jealous and thought I was cheating on her, but me and that other girl were just talking. C’mon, darlin’. Don’t be mad. That was just pillow talk, baby.

Oh, btw. Sophie Turner-Todd was someplace doing something in this dress:

My betrothed recently got jealous and thought I was cheating on her, but me and that other girl were just talking. C’mon, darlin’. Don’t be mad. That was just pillow…

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Angelina Pivarnick Is An Amazing Vocal TalentBy toddNovember 19, 2010

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Who in the hell knows why or how, but Jersey Shore’s Angelina has a rap song called I’m Hot. However bad you think it might be, however deep you think you’re gonna have to drive those scissors, however fast you think you’re gonna run through that plate glass, trust me. You’re underestimating.

Note: Jess has the lyrics of this song airbrushed on the hood of her IROC.

If anybody can do a mashup of The Audio Apocalypse and Teen Witch, I will post it on the site and pay you $100,000 on February 30, 2010:

Who in the hell knows why or how, but Jersey Shore’s Angelina has a rap song called I’m Hot. However bad you think it might be, however deep you think…

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I Think Anne Hathaway Just Outed Jake GyllenhaalBy toddNovember 18, 2010

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Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal were on The Today Show this morning, and everything was going great until Anne Hathway told a joke. You can’t see it, but Jake Gyllenhaal stood up and did two snaps up in a circle with his mind.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal were on The Today Show this morning, and everything was going great until…

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Pauly D Is Very PopularBy toddNovember 18, 2010

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If you think going to college will make your kid smarter, it won’t. Radar Online reports:

A mob scene broke out at the University of Rhode Island Thursday, where Jersey Shore’s resident record spinner Pauly D was visiting a pal, as more than 1,000 students flocked to and surrounded the building the MTV star was in, within a matter of minutes. Students quickly crowded the building Pauly D – a native son of The Ocean State – was in, as word of his presence on campus went viral through Facebook. The stampede of students eventually caused police to be summoned for crowd control purposes, according to the school.

This dude looks like the Slim Jim guy and a villain from Lazy Town jerked off in some marinara sauce then it was placed in an unfertilized egg in a tanning bed to incubate. So yeah, this video makes sense.

If you think going to college will make your kid smarter, it won’t. Radar Online reports: A mob scene broke out at the University of Rhode Island Thursday, where Jersey…

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Eva Longoria Is DiabolicalBy toddNovember 18, 2010

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If details about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker‘s divorce seemed sketchy at first, then BOOM!, the hammer was dropped by an “exclusive” with Us Magazine the next day followed by someone “leaking” Erin Barry‘s name to the press, then don’t be alarmed. You aren’t confused. Eva Longoria just set Tony Parker up like a French bowling pin. Radar Online reports:

Eva Longoria didn’t just file for divorce against Tony Parker, she made sure to get revenge for his sexting relationship with another woman….When Desperate Housewives star Eva discovered the relationship and the texts her marriage blew up and she and Tony agreed to divorce. “But Eva was hurt and she wanted a little revenge,” the source revealed. “So she blindsided Tony with the divorce filing. “They were working out the details about who was going to file and when. They didn’t want it to become a messy divorce. Then Eva got a little revenge and didn’t tell Tony she was filing and dropped the papers on him, catching him off balance for the media blitz.” While some reports have said the texts between Tony and Erin were “innocent” that’s absolutely not true, RadarOnline.com learned. The texts were flirtatious and sexual and “crossed the line,” a source close to the situation revealed. Erin’s marriage to Brent is over, the source says, and while she and Parker traded sexual texts Parker insists their relationship never became physical. “Look, any wife is going to be upset with what Tony did, but he swears the relationship with Erin stopped there and they never had sex,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “And Parker also says the text messages ended months ago.” Even so, Eva and Tony agreed many weeks ago to divorce. “They were discussing how to proceed for a while,” the source said. “Suddenly, Eva not only filed the papers but then went public with Tony’s relationship with Erin. He was surprised, to say the least.” When one website mistakenly published that Tony filed divorce papers in Texas it was not simply a glaring error. Tony, in fact, had planned to file divorce papers in Texas, but then the plan changed. “He held off,” the source said. “It had been discussed but then abandoned. Next thing he knew she surprised him by filing on Wednesday.

We got door prizes! We got free refreshments! We got a bouncy house for the kids! Hell, we even got rocking chairs for your grandma! We got everything down here, folks! C’mon on down here and see it! The point is folks, I’ll do anything to get your business! People, c’mon down past Exit 70 on the service road! It’s CRAZY BITCH DAY at IDLYITW!!!

If details about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker‘s divorce seemed sketchy at first, then BOOM!, the hammer was dropped by an “exclusive” with Us Magazine the next day followed by…

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