Jessica Simpson’s New Fragrance Commercial Had Me LikeBy toddAugust 19, 2014
Jessica Simpson’s New Fragrance Commercial Had Me Like

 

 

Jessica Simpson is releasing her 1,542 fragrance, and here’s the commercial. I don’t know what it’s called, but if I had to guess, it’s called “Dem Titties” and it smells like milk.

 

 

    Jessica Simpson is releasing her 1,542 fragrance, and here’s the commercial. I don’t know what it’s called, but if I had to guess, it’s called “Dem Titties” and…

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Miley Cyrus Is Making A 5 Foot BongBy toddAugust 18, 2014

 

If the Michael Brown toxicology report has taught us anything, it’s that marijuana makes you a wild, dangerous animal ready to charge at an armed police officer without notice or warning. It makes you impervious to pain, so the police have no choice to shoot you three times in the face from 35-feet away. So obviously, it’s only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus finishes making this bong and start terrorizing the residents of Toluca Lake with her superhuman strength. Stay tuned to Twitchy for more details on this story as it develops.

  If the Michael Brown toxicology report has taught us anything, it’s that marijuana makes you a wild, dangerous animal ready to charge at an armed police officer without notice…

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Nina Agdal Will Definitely HelpBy toddAugust 18, 2014

The National Guard is in Ferguson, Missouri right now, but you know where Nina Agdal is? She’s at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas wearing a bikini. I don’t know. If I was in National Guard I’d much rather be there. Seems like it would be a more laid back vibe.

The National Guard is in Ferguson, Missouri right now, but you know where Nina Agdal is? She’s at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas wearing a bikini. I don’t know….

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Charlie Sheen Did The Ice Bucket Challenge With MoneyBy toddAugust 18, 2014

 

I don’t think anyone has ever called Charlie Sheen subtle, but well played Sheen. Well played.

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames.   I don’t think anyone has ever called Charlie Sheen subtle, but well played Sheen. Well played.

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