Happy 2016, Lindsey PelasBy toddJanuary 04, 2016
 

Happy New Year! ✨

A photo posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on



New year, same Lindsey Pelas begging for likes. I say we all just pretend that her face doesn’t look different. Maybe her and Abigail Ratchford got a good deal on a groupon. 


Here’s some pics from last summer. Let me know if you get around to looking at her face.


  Happy New Year! ✨ A photo posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Jan 1, 2016 at 9:31am PST New year, same Lindsey Pelas begging for likes. I say we all…

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Miley Cyrus Is Inked, AwkwardBy toddSeptember 22, 2010

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Miley Cyrus posed with a unknown Filipino man, lifted her shirt, and showed off her new tattoo under her tit that says, “Just Breathe”. Just breathe what, chicken adobo? I don’t understand.

Miley Cyrus posed with a unknown Filipino man, lifted her shirt, and showed off her new tattoo under her tit that says, “Just Breathe”. Just breathe what, chicken adobo? I…

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Mel Gibson Didn’t Have A Heavy Flow DayBy toddSeptember 22, 2010

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It’s really no secret that Mel Gibson is an unhinged lunatic who should have Lexapro feeding tube, so it’s pretty easy to believe his reasons for why he is the way he is. My aunt has the same problem. TMZ reports:

Mel Gibson wrote a frantic, rambling letter to Oksana Grigorieva a year before their infamous, January blowout — in which he describes feeling so out of control that he “could drink or commit a crime.” TMZ has obtained a copy of the letter — handwritten by Mel — and in it he says, “I’m so ragged I could drink or commit a crime. The anger seems to be out of my control — I need to do something about it something lasting — not just a band aid.” In the undated letter — which sources connected to the case tell TMZ was written in December 2008 — he says, “I don’t know why I’m so whacky and depressed but I need to get well and re-enter life. Please don’t be upset I’ve gone — I’m just not myself and feel bad when I am so f**ked up and sick around you.” Mel goes on: “I don’t want to inflict this unhealthy version of myself on you.” Mel theorizes, “Maybe it’s some kind of male menopause — or Brian’s s**t.” We’re told Brian is Mel’s holistic doctor. In the letter, Mel repeatedly tells Oksana, “I love you” and says, “…this isn’t who I was meant to be — I know it! I’m scared I can’t get back.”

You can read the letter here, but please understand that it’s rambling nonsense written by some drunk dude with a God complex. Much like Paul’s letter to the Ephesians.

It’s really no secret that Mel Gibson is an unhinged lunatic who should have Lexapro feeding tube, so it’s pretty easy to believe his reasons for why he is the…

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Lady Gaga Gets Political For GaysBy toddSeptember 21, 2010

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Because she knows who buys her albums and makes her relevant, Lady Gaga showed up at a rally in Portland, Maine, for a Senate vote on the “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” US military policy in an effort to have the controversial rule repealed. I don’t know what the big deal is. Bill Hicks pretty much sums up the military’s argument (“I don’t want any gay people hangin’ around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t wanna see it.”), and really, I do understand why the gay community is pushing to repeal this. It’s backwards and stupid. But if they think an 18-year old high school drop out from Oklahoma in basic training can be legislated into not committing a hate crime on a gay dude who just saw him naked, they need to get off the rainbow and step back into reality. I’m sure child molesters and bank robbers would appreciate the same rule when they decided to join the military. Gay people should learn to be more appreciative.

Because she knows who buys her albums and makes her relevant, Lady Gaga showed up at a rally in Portland, Maine, for a Senate vote on the “Don’t ask, Don’t…

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Spin The BottleBy toddSeptember 21, 2010

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Because international teen pop stars hang out in Honda Civics in broad daylight with no security whatsoever, some lucky fan just happened to walk by Justin Bieber at the exact moment he was kissing his tour’s opening act, Jasmine Villegas. What a coincidence everybody! TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber was locked in a serious make-out session with the chick who stars in his “Baby” music video … but the shocking part — it all went down in the back of a Honda!!! And TMZ has the photos. The chick playing tonsil hockey with The Biebs is 16-year-old Jasmine Villegas — who also happens to be the opening act on Bieber’s concert tour. The photos were taken on Thursday, September 9 in Venice, CA by some Canadian tourist who just happened to notice his country’s most famous pop star in the midst of a make-out session with the luckiest teenage girl on the planet. The two had been rumored to be dating … but they insisted they were just “really cool friends.”

I was all set to make fun of Justin Bieber, but then I saw this picture. Either he’s getting a blowjob from an underage Mexican girl or she’s helping him pick up the My Little Pony trading cards he just dropped.

Because international teen pop stars hang out in Honda Civics in broad daylight with no security whatsoever, some lucky fan just happened to walk by Justin Bieber at the exact…

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Lindsay Is Completely BrokeBy toddSeptember 20, 2010

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Once again pissing in the face of everyone and anyone who has tried to help her, Lindsay Lohan may face up to 30 days in jail for failing TWO random drug tests like week. The movie she thought would resurrect her career has been put on hold, again, because of Lindsay and Dina Lohan has basically put an ad on Craiglist for a leprechaun.
RadarOnline reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s drug relapse has gone hand in hand with another major headache for the troubled actress — her desperate financial shape. RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned — from sources close to the Mean Girls starlet — that she is broke and is suffering from a major cash flow problem. “Lindsay is in serious trouble financially,” one well-placed source told RadarOnline.com. “Dina is struggling to make ends meet and pay Lindsay’s lawyers and this latest development doesn’t help things. “Everyone thinks the Lohan family is so well-off, but if they knew the truth, it would be shocking.” Lohan, who is awaiting her legal fate after failing a court mandated drug test, has been left to live off the occasional magazine cover — most recently Vanity Fair — while the handful of movies she has done have either bombed at the box office, or gone straight to DVD. One source even suggested to RadarOnline.com that mom Dina is so desperate for money she hired Lindsay’s current business manager, Lou Taylor, because she agreed to take the job for free.

If there was an argument for a chick to do porn, this has to be pretty high on the list. Broke? Check. Daddy issues? Check. Bi-sexual? Check. Coke whore? Check. Delusions of being an actual movie star? Check. Mom sewed my name on my Darth Vader cape? Check. Packed enough juiceboxes for the tri….haha, wait you guys. Those last two weren’t supposed to be…no, seriously….I got my lists mixed up…no, wait….a friend’s list.I…hey guys come back!

Once again pissing in the face of everyone and anyone who has tried to help her, Lindsay Lohan may face up to 30 days in jail for failing TWO random…

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Lindsay Lohan Is ConfusingBy mollySeptember 19, 2010
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TMZ reported that Lindsay Lohan went to an AA meeting Friday and Saturday night. However these pictures of our girl (looking as faded as Janis Joplin’s jeans) leaving Magnolia restaurant in Hollywood were taken Friday night. I don’t get it. Was she pregaming the meeting? Do they meet in bars now? That seems to defeat the purpose a bit, but okay I’ll go with it. After all, she is so good at managing her life, who are we to question her decisions? I mean, the AA mantra is “let go and let God” so naturally I assumed by God they meant Lindsay.

TMZ reported that Lindsay Lohan went to an AA meeting Friday and Saturday night. However these pictures of our girl (looking as faded as Janis Joplin’s jeans) leaving Magnolia restaurant…

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