Katy Perry And Russell Brand Are Getting A DivorceBy toddDecember 30, 2011

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Man, I don’t think anybody saw this coming. Hahaha, I’m totally kidding. We all did. MSNBC reports:

Rumors have been swirling for some time, but now it’s official. Comedian and actor Russell Brand and singer Katy Perry have filed for divorce. Brand cites “irreconcilable differences” in the petition, filed in Los Angeles. The 36-year-old British comedian told AP on Friday: “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.” The couple wed Oct. 23, 2010, in a traditional Hindu ceremony near the tiger sanctuary in India where Brand had proposed.

If this site has taught you anything, it’s that I like skinny brunettes with big tits. But one more thing its taught you is that as soon as a celebrity couple comes out in interviews and talk shows and say they love each other very much and that their marriage is perfectly fine, that means they’ve already been talking to lawyers for at least two months. I hope nobody is shocked by this news. If you are, I’m sure Russell Brand would call you to talk you down and tell you everything will be okay, but he might be busy jerking off in a high school girl’s mouth at the moment.

Man, I don’t think anybody saw this coming. Hahaha, I’m totally kidding. We all did. MSNBC reports: Rumors have been swirling for some time, but now it’s official. Comedian and…

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Rihanna Is In A BikiniBy toddDecember 30, 2011

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Rihanna is in Barbados right now and being in Barbados means being in a bikini in English I think. Not pictured is the shark who jumped up later and punched her in the face and bit her leg off. Oh, don’t worry. She’s fine. She forgave him and they’re flirting back and forth on Twitter now.

Rihanna is in Barbados right now and being in Barbados means being in a bikini in English I think. Not pictured is the shark who jumped up later and punched…

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Maria Menounos Is In A BikiniBy toddDecember 30, 2011

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Maria Menounos has been around forever (yet she’s only 33) and I’m still not exactly sure what she does. I know she’s on television holding a microphone a lot and I know her last name’s spellcheck suggestion is “menopause”. So in addition to the wealth of information I just shared with you about somebody you kinda know from that one thing maybe, here’s that somebody in a bikini in Miami yesterday. I don’t know. She probably should have started doing this a long time ago. She could have rocketed to fame and hosted something with Mario Lopez by now.

Maria Menounos has been around forever (yet she’s only 33) and I’m still not exactly sure what she does. I know she’s on television holding a microphone a lot and…

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Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul, Sort OfBy jessDecember 30, 2011

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Kelly Clarkson came under fire when she voiced her support for Ron Paul. E! Online reports:

To Kelly Clarkson, the Republican presidential field would suck without Ron Paul. But, the pop star explained adamantly after her endorsement of the Texas congressman was met with many boos and hisses from the peanut gallery, that doesn’t mean she endorses the party line. “I am really sorry if I have offended anyone,” Clarkson wrote on whosay, responding to the backlash to her “I love Ron Paul!” Facebook post. “Obviously that was not my intent,” she continued. “I do not support racism. I support gay rights, straight rights, women’s rights, men’s rights, white/black/purple/orange rights. I like Ron Paul because he believes in less government and letting the people (all of us) make the decisions and mold our country. That is all. Out of all of the Republican nominees, he’s my favorite.”

I’m not here to get political, but have you seen or heard any of the Republican nominees this election? Saying Ron Paul is the best Republican candidate is like saying Khloe is the smartest Kardashian. In any case, if I wanted Kelly Clarkson’s opinion on anything, it wouldn’t be who to vote for. It’d be on strawberry frosted versus Boston creme.

Kelly Clarkson came under fire when she voiced her support for Ron Paul. E! Online reports: To Kelly Clarkson, the Republican presidential field would suck without Ron Paul. But, the…

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Katy Perry And Russell Brand Are On The RocksBy jessDecember 29, 2011

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand have a lot of fun telling talk show hosts how great their relationship is. Right. Us Weekly reports:

Days after his wife Katy Perry was spotted in Hawaii sans wedding ring, Russell Brand followed suit and stepped out in London on Thursday not wearing his diamond encrusted wedding band. The British comedian and the chart-topping singer spent Christmas on opposite sides of the globe due to a “massive fight.” While Perry, 27, hit up the beaches in Hawaii on December 25, Brand, 36, spent the holiday in Cornwall, England. An insider tells Us Weekly, “She was like, ‘F–k you. I’m going to do my own thing.’ Russell replied, ‘Fine, f–k you too.'” Though the pair denied divorce rumors in November, sources say trouble is brewing. “They haven’t split up just yet, but things are not good,” says the first source. “The fighting is getting worse.” At issue? Among other things, explains another source: “Katy doesn’t think Russell respects her parents’ Christian beliefs or her friends.”

Katy Perry’s most notable friends are Rihanna (who took back Chris Brown after he beat the shit out of her because he bought her an iPod) and Perez Hilton (no explanation needed). In addition, it’s difficult to take Katy Perry’s parents seriously when their “Christian” beliefs include, in Perry’s own words, calling deviled eggs “angeled eggs” and avoiding Lucky Charms because they’re too pagan. Katy Perry does have a right to get pissed at her husband for not respecting her parents’ religion when she pumps out overproduced songs about liquor-induced lesbianism and black out drinking, though. It’s cool with them because Jesus turned water into wine. And, you know, because having a Christian rock singer named Katy Hudson for a daughter didn’t buy them any real estate.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand have a lot of fun telling talk show hosts how great their relationship is. Right. Us Weekly reports: Days after his wife Katy Perry was…

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Fa La La La La, La La La LaBy jessDecember 28, 2011

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It’s a slow news day, so here’s Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sophie Reade, and some other chicks we don’t have tags for in NSFW Christmas outtakes. From what I’ve seen, that’s definitely not real snow.

It’s a slow news day, so here’s Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sophie Reade, and some other chicks we don’t have tags for in NSFW Christmas outtakes. From what I’ve seen,…

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Kelly Brook Is Better At ThisBy toddDecember 28, 2011
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Demi Lovato posted a picture of herself wearing a wig, a cross, and no tits, but Kelly Brook posted pics on Twitter dressed as a sexy Santa. She got it a little wrong though. Because I’d like to come down her chimney. See what I did there? Haha, I crack myself up!

Demi Lovato posted a picture of herself wearing a wig, a cross, and no tits, but Kelly Brook posted pics on Twitter dressed as a sexy Santa. She got it…

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Beyonce May Be Giving BirthBy jessDecember 28, 2011

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Following months of media speculation about whether or not she’s actually pregnant, Beyonce is reported to be due any second. From Radar Online:

A pair of nurses at New York City’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt have told staffers to prepare for a “celebrity VIP” about to give birth there, and the word is, it’s Beyonce Knowles. The buzz in the hospital is that 30-year-old Dreamgirls stunner, who’s expecting her first child with husband Jay-Z, could deliver as early as Wednesday, MediaTakeOut.com reported. The facility’s Labor And Delivery Suite has been reserved for the high-profile party, the website reported. (Alicia Keys in 2010 gave birth to son Egypt in the suite.) Beyonce said she’d be due to give birth around the end of the year on her new concert film DVD, Live at Roseland: Elements of 4.

Congrats, I guess. While I’m one of the people who believe Beyonce actually is pregnant, let’s be real here. Based on her falsified songwriting credits alone, it would perfectly in character for someone else to pop out this kid and for Beyonce to take the credit for it.

Following months of media speculation about whether or not she’s actually pregnant, Beyonce is reported to be due any second. From Radar Online: A pair of nurses at New York…

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Linkan FoxBy jessDecember 27, 2011

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Victoria Silverstedt in a bikini [Taxidriver Movie]
Lindsay Lohan will have a boring New Year’s Eve [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel is festive [Popoholic]
Kobe Bryant was fucking around a lot. Vanessa Bryant was not fucking around at all. [Celebitchy]
Aida Yespica is always at the beach [The Blemish]
Coco says happy holidays [Drunken Stepfather]
Peta Todd‘s best of [Zoo Today]
Kate Upton had a decent year [Coed Magazine]
Rihanna looks like Raggedy Andy [Cityrag]
PETA hates Janet Jackson [Dlisted]
Aunt Viv hates Will Smith [I’m Not Obsessed]
Why is Anne V. (or anyone) fucking Adam Levine? [Moe Jackson]
Kim Kardashian got paid to tweet Barbie [Popbytes]
Katy Perry in a bikini [Egotastic]
Beyonce‘s baby may be due any minute [Allie Is Wired]
Rappers doing normal shit [The Chive]
Adam Lambert is home [Popcrush]
Selena Gomez talks about her mom’s miscarriage, but not her own abortion [Popcrush]
Mischa Barton in a bikini [A Socialite’s Life]
Santa needs new knees [Amy Grindhouse]
Katy Perry and a bunch of other shitty music [Tabloid Prodigy]
Kwanzaa explained [Best Week Ever]
Sofia Vergara in a bikini [Huffington Post]
Bar Rafaeli is happy [Hollywood Tuna]
Brenda Song is doing a lot to quell those pregnancy rumors [Celebuzz]
Paris Hilton got a new weave [Celebslam]
Robert Downey Jr. sounds like a woman who’s dying alone [Evil Beet]

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Matthew McConaughey Is Getting Married TooBy toddDecember 27, 2011

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If you’ve been dating your boyfriend since 2007 and he hasn’t asked you to marry him yet, sorry about these last two posts on the the site today 🙁 He doesn’t love you, obviously. Sorry you had to find out this way. New York Post reports:

Matthew McConaughey celebrated an extra special Christmas by popping the question to his longtime partner, Camila Alves. “Just asked camila to marry me, merry Christmas,” the 42-year-old actor posted on his WhoSay social networking account, accompanied by a snap of the two kissing in front of a Christmas tree. The “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” star has been dating the 29-year-old Brazilian model since 2007 and the couple has two children together — Levi, three, and Vida, one.

I’ve always like McConaughey. I mean he likes to get high and do stupid shit but can still manage to talk a Brazilian model into no letting him pull out twice. I don’t know that much about Camila Alves, but look at her face. I bet she hired a white maid out of spite.

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