Hey YourselfBy toddApril 28, 2014

Hilary Duff has been looking pretty damn fine lately, and even though she has about four or five good years left, she's making sure her may or may not be single mom hotness is being fully documented. Yoga pants, jeans, it doesn't really matter. I'd get her pregnant just to say I did. It would also be a great financial investment. Half-brown babies do pretty well on the open market. Look it up.

Hilary Duff has been looking pretty damn fine lately, and even though she has about four or five good years left, she's making sure her may or may not be…

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Paul Walker Tried To Escape The Burning CarBy toddDecember 05, 2013
Paul Walker Tried To Escape The Burning Car

 

Well shit. TMZ reports:

A close examination of the video showing the Paul Walker's Porsche engulfed in flames reveals a shadowy image appearing to flail. There is now a swirl of speculation that the image, seen roughly 23 seconds into the clip, is Paul attempting to escape the death trap. Law enforcement sources who participated in the investigation tell TMZ … there is strong evidence that Paul and Roger Rodas never got out of their seats, but when pressed they would not conclusively say that Paul didn't attempt an escape. Our sources say … investigators are confident Roger absolutely didn't move — but they would not definitely say that about Paul. One source says it appears both men were trapped in their seats and therefore did not attempt an escape, but the key word is "appears." We're told law enforcement is looking at the video now.

After seeing the wreckage of the car, the only good thing I took from this was "well, at least he didn't suffer", and that's really all we can hope for when it's our time to go. So let's all hope the shadowy figure was just Death not being able to wait to get his hands on Paul Walker because he was so handsome.
 
  Well shit. TMZ reports: A close examination of the video showing the Paul Walker's Porsche engulfed in flames reveals a shadowy image appearing to flail. There is now a…

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India Reynolds Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddDecember 05, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Morning, Links

 

Mariah Carey Is Having A Spandex Christmas [Dlisted]

Another Obnoxious Lady Gaga Moment [Fishwrapper]

Ariana Grande Upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Here's Adriana Lima's Nipples [The Superficial]

Rosie Jones Has A Calendar [Hollywood Tuna]

Cheryl Cole Sexiness [Popoholic]

Angie Harmon Armpit Hair [Drunken Stepfather]

Jay Z And Beyonce Are Serious About Being Vegans [TMZ]

George Clooney Gave An Interview [Lainey Gossip]

Terence Howard Married His 4th Wife After A Month Of Dating  [Celebitchy]

Sandra Bullock In Tokyo [Moe Jackson]

"Paperboy" Reimaged As A Horror Film [Film Drunk]

Kim Kardashian Wants To Be A Buddhist [Celebslam]

Sexiest Elfie Selfies [COED Magazine]

Paul Walker's 23-Year Old Girlfriend Of 7 Years Is Devasted [The Blemish]

Colin Firth Didn't Cry [Evil Beet Gossip]

Olympic Diver Tom Daley Comes Out As Gay In Emotional Video [Crave Online]

The Kardashians Are Part Of The Illuminati [Popbytes]

Win A Date With Justin Bieber [Hollywood Life]

 

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  Mariah Carey Is Having A Spandex Christmas [Dlisted] Another Obnoxious Lady Gaga Moment [Fishwrapper] Ariana Grande Upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] Here's Adriana Lima's Nipples [The Superficial] Rosie Jones…

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Jennifer Aniston Might Be PregnantBy toddNovember 08, 2012



The only place reporting this is Star, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.New York Post reports:

Star magazine blared “Jen’s Pregnant!” on their cover this week, featuring the actress with a barely visible “baby bump” on her midsection. In their report, “sources” reveal that Jen not only “cried tears of joy” when she found out about the pregnancy, but she’s also having a girl with her fiance Justin Theroux. Desperate to cue violins, the mag’s source also adds that the “Horrible Bosses” actress is “keeping her baby joy in check for now” because she’s “scared to death that making a huge public deal over her pregnancy might jinx her.”

If you want to draw a conclusion that has a 50% of being correct, her rep would like you to know she’s not.

A rep for Aniston has confirmed to Gossip Cop that the report is “totally made up.” The site also rehashes how the mag breathlessly reported that Aniston was pregnant with twins last year.

I really don’t care if she is or not, but is it safe for a woman to have a baby at 43? I read somewhere that if they did they baby would come out with claws or as a werewolf.

The only place reporting this is Star, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.New York Post reports: Star magazine blared “Jen’s Pregnant!” on their cover this week, featuring the…

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Last NightBy toddNovember 08, 2012



I could spend a lot of time writing text you won’t bother reading, so instead I’d just like to wish all the ladies out there Happy Eating Disorder Day!

I could spend a lot of time writing text you won’t bother reading, so instead I’d just like to wish all the ladies out there Happy Eating Disorder Day!

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Christina Hendricks Is Overflowing, LinksBy kathyNovember 08, 2012



Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo [The Superficial]
Laetitia Casta wants to sell you ugly lingerie [Popoholic]
Nicola McLean is a sloppy drunk [Hollywood Tuna]
Candice Swanepoel tweeted this picture yesterday. THIS PICTURE [MyEx]
Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Joni Mitchell is 69 [Dlisted]
Someone strung up an Obama mannequin (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Scarlett Johannson got a new tattoo [Celebuzz]
Coco Rocha is extremely religious [Celebitchy]
Toni Garrn is topless (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Some pizza for your election hangover [COED Magazine]
Romney‘s First Draft of Last Minute Concession Speech [College Humor]
Real life doll women are so creepy looking [The Chive]
The Victoria Secret show is filming today [Moe Jackson]
Eva Longoria picking her nose [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan thinks the cops are out to get her [The Blemish]
Kristen Stewart wants kids [Evil Beet Gossip]
Jennifer Lopez likes being able to fire people [Amy Gindhouse]
Les Miserables has new trailers [Lainey Gossip]
College football games to watch this weekend [Egotastic]
20 Obama high fives [Cityrag]
Boy band fight! [Popcrush]
If your guy lost, here is a puppy to make it all better [Film Drunk]
David Arquette is surprisingly ripped [TooFab]
Channing Tatum might be People’s new Sexiest Man Alive [Popbytes]
Ciara might be pregnant with 50 Cent‘s baby [Allie Is Wired]
Tinie Tempah is 24 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Why the Dark Knight Rises won’t win any Oscars [ComingSoon]
Carrie Fisher wants to play Leia again [Superhero Hype]
An eight film Quentin Tarantino set is coming [Crave Online]
Lion scares a little girl [Viralosity]
Celebrity responses to Obama‘s reelection [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian has bad taste in jewelry [Splash News]

Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo [The Superficial] Laetitia Casta wants to sell you ugly lingerie [Popoholic] Nicola McLean is a sloppy drunk [Hollywood Tuna] Candice Swanepoel tweeted this picture…

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George Clooney Is Abraham Lincoln’s CousinBy toddNovember 02, 2012



Because George Clooney needs yet another line to tell chicks to get laid, researchers at Ancestry.com have discovered that he is the 16th President’s half cousin. Or as the royal family calls it, “marriage material”. People reports:

Sexy star George Clooney is distantly related to America’s storied 16th President, Abraham Lincoln, according to Ancestry.com. The finding came recently as Ancestry.com researchers were tracing the president’s lineage in celebration of the upcoming film, Lincoln. “We noticed there were similarities between the names and places of Abraham Lincoln’s tree and George Clooney’s tree,” the genealogy website’s Michelle Ercanbrack tells PEOPLE. “They both have deep roots in Kentucky, so once we honed in on that we were able to find a connection between the two.” The men are connected through Lucy Hanks, who was Lincoln’s maternal grandmother. Marriages and births make Clooney the president’s half-first cousin five times removed. But the men share more than just family, Ercanbrack points out. “Maybe they’re not two men you’d originally put together, but we’ve found some interesting similarities,” Ercanbrack says. “They’re both human rights advocates. … Both are excellent writers. … And obviously both have the talent of being able to grow a really great beard.”

I’ve had the flu for almost a week now, and it’s slowly draining the life out of my body, but all I took for the article is that George Clooney will one day run for political office. I already expect his opponent’s attack ad will show Clooney robbing a casino with Brad Pitt. Ask yourself, do you really want a person who robs casinos to be in Congress?

Because George Clooney needs yet another line to tell chicks to get laid, researchers at Ancestry.com have discovered that he is the 16th President’s half cousin. Or as the royal…

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Jennifer Love Bread, Pie, Other Things Like ThatBy toddOctober 03, 2011

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It’s easier to see a recent picture of Bigfoot than it is to see a paparazzi pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s ass from behind, but here she is in Studio City in a dress she stole from a kid on Toddlers & Tiaras. Man, how did we get these? Just lucky I guess!

It’s easier to see a recent picture of Bigfoot than it is to see a paparazzi pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s ass from behind, but here she is in Studio…

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The Kentucky Derby Was UnimpressiveBy jessMay 08, 2011

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The Kentucky Derby is a horse race and an excuse for non-British rich people and D-listers to wear weird hats. Seriously, when Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t show and your most famous names are some guy who upgraded from a fat chick, a confused Bride of Chucky star searching for Colonel Sanders, and a reality divorcee whose vagina probably looks like a blown tire at a monster truck rally, it’s time to give up.

Marisa Miller was also at the Barnstable preparty:

All images via WENN.

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Christina Aguilera And Benji Madden Might Be Doing ItBy jessNovember 07, 2010
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Coincidentally, the same week Good Charlotte dropped a new album and about three weeks before Burlesque‘s opening night, Christina Aguilera and Benji Madden were spotted on a double date with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. X17 reports:

Christina Aguilera and rumored boyfriend Benji Madden made it a double date last night with Benji’s bro Joel and fiancee Nicole Richie at the Soho House.

Sources said that Xtina, who’s gotten really close to Nicole Richie, is rebounding from her divorce with Benji Madden, and now we’ve got the proof! Course, it seemed like Benji wanted to keep it on the down low, he hid in the backseat next to Christina (while Nicole was the one hiding in the front.)

Also convenient is the timing of this outing in relation to rampant rumors that Christina’s been getting dirrty with Samantha Ronson, but I actually see this working. They can trade tips on eyeliner and how to really work the crowd when they perform together at the county fair. And, you know, cunnilingus.

A semi-convincing tranny Christina Aguilera impersonator:

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