Jennifer Aniston Might Be PregnantBy toddNovember 08, 2012



The only place reporting this is Star, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.New York Post reports:

Star magazine blared “Jen’s Pregnant!” on their cover this week, featuring the actress with a barely visible “baby bump” on her midsection. In their report, “sources” reveal that Jen not only “cried tears of joy” when she found out about the pregnancy, but she’s also having a girl with her fiance Justin Theroux. Desperate to cue violins, the mag’s source also adds that the “Horrible Bosses” actress is “keeping her baby joy in check for now” because she’s “scared to death that making a huge public deal over her pregnancy might jinx her.”

If you want to draw a conclusion that has a 50% of being correct, her rep would like you to know she’s not.

A rep for Aniston has confirmed to Gossip Cop that the report is “totally made up.” The site also rehashes how the mag breathlessly reported that Aniston was pregnant with twins last year.

I really don’t care if she is or not, but is it safe for a woman to have a baby at 43? I read somewhere that if they did they baby would come out with claws or as a werewolf.

The only place reporting this is Star, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.New York Post reports: Star magazine blared “Jen’s Pregnant!” on their cover this week, featuring the…

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Last NightBy toddNovember 08, 2012



I could spend a lot of time writing text you won’t bother reading, so instead I’d just like to wish all the ladies out there Happy Eating Disorder Day!

I could spend a lot of time writing text you won’t bother reading, so instead I’d just like to wish all the ladies out there Happy Eating Disorder Day!

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Christina Hendricks Is Overflowing, LinksBy kathyNovember 08, 2012



Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo [The Superficial]
Laetitia Casta wants to sell you ugly lingerie [Popoholic]
Nicola McLean is a sloppy drunk [Hollywood Tuna]
Candice Swanepoel tweeted this picture yesterday. THIS PICTURE [MyEx]
Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Joni Mitchell is 69 [Dlisted]
Someone strung up an Obama mannequin (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Scarlett Johannson got a new tattoo [Celebuzz]
Coco Rocha is extremely religious [Celebitchy]
Toni Garrn is topless (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Some pizza for your election hangover [COED Magazine]
Romney‘s First Draft of Last Minute Concession Speech [College Humor]
Real life doll women are so creepy looking [The Chive]
The Victoria Secret show is filming today [Moe Jackson]
Eva Longoria picking her nose [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan thinks the cops are out to get her [The Blemish]
Kristen Stewart wants kids [Evil Beet Gossip]
Jennifer Lopez likes being able to fire people [Amy Gindhouse]
Les Miserables has new trailers [Lainey Gossip]
College football games to watch this weekend [Egotastic]
20 Obama high fives [Cityrag]
Boy band fight! [Popcrush]
If your guy lost, here is a puppy to make it all better [Film Drunk]
David Arquette is surprisingly ripped [TooFab]
Channing Tatum might be People’s new Sexiest Man Alive [Popbytes]
Ciara might be pregnant with 50 Cent‘s baby [Allie Is Wired]
Tinie Tempah is 24 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Why the Dark Knight Rises won’t win any Oscars [ComingSoon]
Carrie Fisher wants to play Leia again [Superhero Hype]
An eight film Quentin Tarantino set is coming [Crave Online]
Lion scares a little girl [Viralosity]
Celebrity responses to Obama‘s reelection [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian has bad taste in jewelry [Splash News]

Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo [The Superficial] Laetitia Casta wants to sell you ugly lingerie [Popoholic] Nicola McLean is a sloppy drunk [Hollywood Tuna] Candice Swanepoel tweeted this picture…

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George Clooney Is Abraham Lincoln’s CousinBy toddNovember 02, 2012



Because George Clooney needs yet another line to tell chicks to get laid, researchers at Ancestry.com have discovered that he is the 16th President’s half cousin. Or as the royal family calls it, “marriage material”. People reports:

Sexy star George Clooney is distantly related to America’s storied 16th President, Abraham Lincoln, according to Ancestry.com. The finding came recently as Ancestry.com researchers were tracing the president’s lineage in celebration of the upcoming film, Lincoln. “We noticed there were similarities between the names and places of Abraham Lincoln’s tree and George Clooney’s tree,” the genealogy website’s Michelle Ercanbrack tells PEOPLE. “They both have deep roots in Kentucky, so once we honed in on that we were able to find a connection between the two.” The men are connected through Lucy Hanks, who was Lincoln’s maternal grandmother. Marriages and births make Clooney the president’s half-first cousin five times removed. But the men share more than just family, Ercanbrack points out. “Maybe they’re not two men you’d originally put together, but we’ve found some interesting similarities,” Ercanbrack says. “They’re both human rights advocates. … Both are excellent writers. … And obviously both have the talent of being able to grow a really great beard.”

I’ve had the flu for almost a week now, and it’s slowly draining the life out of my body, but all I took for the article is that George Clooney will one day run for political office. I already expect his opponent’s attack ad will show Clooney robbing a casino with Brad Pitt. Ask yourself, do you really want a person who robs casinos to be in Congress?

Because George Clooney needs yet another line to tell chicks to get laid, researchers at Ancestry.com have discovered that he is the 16th President’s half cousin. Or as the royal…

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Tila Tequila Got BeatdownBy mollyAugust 15, 2010

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TMZ reports:

According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois — a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.
Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.” She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

A lot of people have denounced me as sexist, against my own sex mind you, so there really isn’t a whole lot I can say about this alleged incident without somebody accusing me of being pro violence on women. I won’t question why she was on stage at an ICP concert, and I certainly won’t make any remarks about how, even without being covered in human waste, she’s qualified by FEMA as hazardous material. I also won’t mention her brilliant diction, spelling, and grammar. Nope, even though it’s my job to be snarky, and even though I’m not even half serious, I won’t do it. I would just feel terrible if I offended anybody, most of all a no-talent reality show whore and a small group of the humorless.

TMZ reports: According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois — a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings….

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Olivia Wilde Is In MaximBy michelleJune 14, 2009
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Olivia Wilde is in Maxim, and someone was nice enough to do some scans! So I shall share them with you.

I am a straight girl, but I’d hit it (like this, I’d hit it like that, I’d hit it with a wiffle ball bat! Ooooh, damn! Yep, “Paul Revere” is my favorite Beastie Boys song, and I know the actual lyrics, so there is no need to correct me). She has small titties, but still, nice! Well, I’m tired from trying too hard, and I’m all fake-lesbian’d out. So just enjoy the pics, ‘kay?

Olivia Wilde is in Maxim, and someone was nice enough to do some scans! So I shall share them with you. I am a straight girl, but I’d hit it…

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Paris Hilton is a CircusBy toddJune 12, 2009

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Finally convinced that she’s a whore, Doug Reinhardt released a statement today about his break up with Paris Hilton. TMZ reports:

“Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris
and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.” Guess he doesn’t think Ronaldo will be “The One?” And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, “Contrary to reports, Paris is begging him to take her back, she made a mistake and loves him 100%.”

Paris Hilton’s vagina is like Ellis Island, so of course she’s probably banging some other guy while I’m typing this. At least Doug Reinhardt seems pretty calm and nonchalant about this whole thing. Although I’m pretty sure that’ll all change when he can’t explain the green tentacles growing on his penis. Dude, you should probably get that looked at.

Finally convinced that she’s a whore, Doug Reinhardt released a statement today about his break up with Paris Hilton. TMZ reports: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media…

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