Paul Walker Tried To Escape The Burning CarBy toddDecember 05, 2013
Paul Walker Tried To Escape The Burning Car

 

Well shit. TMZ reports:

A close examination of the video showing the Paul Walker's Porsche engulfed in flames reveals a shadowy image appearing to flail. There is now a swirl of speculation that the image, seen roughly 23 seconds into the clip, is Paul attempting to escape the death trap. Law enforcement sources who participated in the investigation tell TMZ … there is strong evidence that Paul and Roger Rodas never got out of their seats, but when pressed they would not conclusively say that Paul didn't attempt an escape. Our sources say … investigators are confident Roger absolutely didn't move — but they would not definitely say that about Paul. One source says it appears both men were trapped in their seats and therefore did not attempt an escape, but the key word is "appears." We're told law enforcement is looking at the video now.

After seeing the wreckage of the car, the only good thing I took from this was "well, at least he didn't suffer", and that's really all we can hope for when it's our time to go. So let's all hope the shadowy figure was just Death not being able to wait to get his hands on Paul Walker because he was so handsome.
 
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India Reynolds Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddDecember 05, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Morning, Links

 

Mariah Carey Is Having A Spandex Christmas [Dlisted]

Another Obnoxious Lady Gaga Moment [Fishwrapper]

Ariana Grande Upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Here's Adriana Lima's Nipples [The Superficial]

Rosie Jones Has A Calendar [Hollywood Tuna]

Cheryl Cole Sexiness [Popoholic]

Angie Harmon Armpit Hair [Drunken Stepfather]

Jay Z And Beyonce Are Serious About Being Vegans [TMZ]

George Clooney Gave An Interview [Lainey Gossip]

Terence Howard Married His 4th Wife After A Month Of Dating  [Celebitchy]

Sandra Bullock In Tokyo [Moe Jackson]

"Paperboy" Reimaged As A Horror Film [Film Drunk]

Kim Kardashian Wants To Be A Buddhist [Celebslam]

Sexiest Elfie Selfies [COED Magazine]

Paul Walker's 23-Year Old Girlfriend Of 7 Years Is Devasted [The Blemish]

Colin Firth Didn't Cry [Evil Beet Gossip]

Olympic Diver Tom Daley Comes Out As Gay In Emotional Video [Crave Online]

The Kardashians Are Part Of The Illuminati [Popbytes]

Win A Date With Justin Bieber [Hollywood Life]

 

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Ashley Benson Is WeirdBy toddJuly 23, 2013

Ashley Benson is ridiculously hot and has huge boobs, and I want to speak my truth to you all right now: those two things are very important to me. That you be ridculously hot and have huge boobs. Way down on that list is chicks who walk around on pavement in socks with the toes cut out. What's that about? Is she playing Britney Spears in a movie? I don't get it. I guess I have to go back to looking at her boobs again 🙁

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Amanda Bynes Started A Fire In A Driveway, Is On 5150 Hold NowBy toddJuly 23, 2013

Hey, what's Amanda Bynes been up to? Carrying around a gas can and starting fires in strangers' driveways, you say? Cool. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes is currently hospitalized on a 5150 hold … after starting a small fire in the driveway of some random person's house Monday night, TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us, the fire department responded to the home in Thousand Oaks, CA around 9 PM — near where Amanda was just accused of trespassing — after someone noticed the small blaze in the driveway. The sheriff's department was subsequently called when Amanda was found standing near the campfire. When sheriff's deputies arrived, they questioned Amanda about what she was doing, and why she was doing it — and based on her answers, they determined she needed to be hospitalized on a 5150 hold.

"Based on her answers"? The police obviously don't follow her on Twitter. Oh, and the house is owned by an elderly lady who who will now spend the rest of her life profiling white girls in wigs.

TMZ just spoke to the woman whose driveway Amanda built the fire on, and she tells us, she had no idea what was going on until cops knocked on her front door. She says cops asked her, "Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?" She said no … not surprising because the woman is elderly. Cops then described to her that there was a young lady in her driveway, who had lit a fire and was carrying a "little red gas tank." The homeowner says cops told her Amanda had burned part of her clothing.

This is probably just some misundertanding and hopefully they'll let Amanda go. Obviosuly the driveway is ugly and was trying to steal Drake and said something about her nose.

Hey, what's Amanda Bynes been up to? Carrying around a gas can and starting fires in strangers' driveways, you say? Cool. TMZ reports: Amanda Bynes is currently hospitalized on a…

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Jennifer Love Bread, Pie, Other Things Like ThatBy toddOctober 03, 2011

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It’s easier to see a recent picture of Bigfoot than it is to see a paparazzi pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s ass from behind, but here she is in Studio City in a dress she stole from a kid on Toddlers & Tiaras. Man, how did we get these? Just lucky I guess!

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The Kentucky Derby Was UnimpressiveBy jessMay 08, 2011

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The Kentucky Derby is a horse race and an excuse for non-British rich people and D-listers to wear weird hats. Seriously, when Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t show and your most famous names are some guy who upgraded from a fat chick, a confused Bride of Chucky star searching for Colonel Sanders, and a reality divorcee whose vagina probably looks like a blown tire at a monster truck rally, it’s time to give up.

Marisa Miller was also at the Barnstable preparty:

All images via WENN.

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Christina Aguilera And Benji Madden Might Be Doing ItBy jessNovember 07, 2010
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Coincidentally, the same week Good Charlotte dropped a new album and about three weeks before Burlesque‘s opening night, Christina Aguilera and Benji Madden were spotted on a double date with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. X17 reports:

Christina Aguilera and rumored boyfriend Benji Madden made it a double date last night with Benji’s bro Joel and fiancee Nicole Richie at the Soho House.

Sources said that Xtina, who’s gotten really close to Nicole Richie, is rebounding from her divorce with Benji Madden, and now we’ve got the proof! Course, it seemed like Benji wanted to keep it on the down low, he hid in the backseat next to Christina (while Nicole was the one hiding in the front.)

Also convenient is the timing of this outing in relation to rampant rumors that Christina’s been getting dirrty with Samantha Ronson, but I actually see this working. They can trade tips on eyeliner and how to really work the crowd when they perform together at the county fair. And, you know, cunnilingus.

A semi-convincing tranny Christina Aguilera impersonator:

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Hope She’s SpayedBy jessNovember 04, 2010

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Paris Hilton went to Petco with a chihuahua that fit snugly in her hand, but loosely in her vagina. You know, like most other things.

Paris Hilton went to Petco with a chihuahua that fit snugly in her hand, but loosely in her vagina. You know, like most other things.

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His Telephone Is FoundBy toddNovember 04, 2010


For some reason, this song has been in my head all day. Tag! You’re it!

Kim Kardashian released a new single…or has she?! [Celebuzz]
Miley Cyrus seems to be coping well. [The Superficial]
Jordana Brewster in a bikini [Popoholic]
Kelly Brook upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
Remember when Gavin Rossdale said he banged a dude? Yeah. [Celebslam]
The 12 types of girls who live on your floor [COED Magazine]
Gemma Ward nipple slip party! [Cityrag]
Scarlett Johansson to play sex addict alien [The Blemish]
Leo DiCaprio is banging Blake Lively [Allie Is Wired]
Ariana Grande really likes pumpkins [Egotastic!]
Charlotte Atkinson is an upgrade over your girlfriend [FHM]
David Beckham wants to be an American citizen [Cele|bitchy]
Candice Swanepoel (more…)

For some reason, this song has been in my head all day. Tag! You’re it! Kim Kardashian released a new single…or has she?! [Celebuzz] Miley Cyrus seems to be coping…

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Tila Tequila Got BeatdownBy mollyAugust 15, 2010

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TMZ reports:

According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois — a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.
Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.” She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

A lot of people have denounced me as sexist, against my own sex mind you, so there really isn’t a whole lot I can say about this alleged incident without somebody accusing me of being pro violence on women. I won’t question why she was on stage at an ICP concert, and I certainly won’t make any remarks about how, even without being covered in human waste, she’s qualified by FEMA as hazardous material. I also won’t mention her brilliant diction, spelling, and grammar. Nope, even though it’s my job to be snarky, and even though I’m not even half serious, I won’t do it. I would just feel terrible if I offended anybody, most of all a no-talent reality show whore and a small group of the humorless.

TMZ reports: According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois — a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings….

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